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Adrian Woland

@adrianwoland.bsky.social
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Free-thinking refugee nutball. Reader, writer, creative, kinda good at it. Awaiting the inevitable firestorm. Cats, Satan, (Food/Word/Book) Porn

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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 5h
As a Red Wings fan, I know I'm spoiled with announcer Ken Daniels and color commentator (the greatest!) Mickey Redmond to call the game, but the level of announcing on national games is such an embarrassment that the bottom of the barrel doesn't want to be affiliated with it.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So I'm a few days late to the party, but I'm doing a proper 31 days of Halloween challenge. Last year it was the Halloween series timeline run through (watched '78 4 times...), this year, 31 horror movies I've never seen before. So far: Inferno Phantasm III Phantasm IV Phantasm V Mother of Tears
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I know Target is in some hot water right now, but in an unrelated note, since when did they start selling vibrators and plan b pills?!?!
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I was never a fan of Dolly Parton's music, but I recognize the artistry in it and her talent. But I was always a fan of Dolly Parton. She was the world's largest book distributor with her Imagination Library initiative (four of my cousins received books from her on a monthly basis),
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Hey everyone (who follows and reads my posts, anyway). Been a while, still here, just going through some shit, still working on a few things. But I'll try to post more, creep less, and actually be a writer on my own, now greater improved, time.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
@jordanharper.bsky.social , any chance of a small book tour in the immediate future?
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The balls. The absolute balls on this guy. Where the fuck do you get off, @jordanharper.bsky.social , writing shit this good? Out here flexing like it ain't no thing, raising the bar so high some of us think we can't reach it, inspiring us to try anyway? I swear, the balls on this guy!
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Adopted on April 29, 2020, but Hexennacht seems a much more appropriate day to celebrate a Gotchaversary for one named Lucifur Mayhem. I love you, you glorious little shit, and all the head butts and cuddles that you bring. 🖤😻
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 27/04/2026
What word is your spelling nemesis? This is a safe space.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
the Oasis amid the times of wanton tyranny. Good on ya, @poisonedpen.bsky.social
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Just gonna leave this here, because we never fucking learn.
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 24/01/2026
The Senate Switch Board Number is: (202)224-3121.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Am I the only one who has trouble reading words that have the letters b and d really close together? An abode made of adobe, adorable... Yeah, it can't be me only, right?
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I knew Jared Leto was a colossal prick and piece of shit, but it this bad? Thank you, @delilahsdawson.bsky.social , for opening my eyes. A really fun, comical, quick, and infuriating read. Everything I look for in a great piece of literature.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Holding auditions for my late-90s nü-metal revival cover band, Flaccid Bun. Apply below.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
The NHL started their Hockey Fights Cancer campaign for the season. Watching and reading all these stories about kids with cancer got me feeling certain ways. Mostly upset, in several meanings of the word.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
As promised, my Halloween series ranking. Only 6 days late... John Carpenter's Halloween Halloween Halloween Ends Halloween Kills Halloween 4 H2O Halloween III RZ's Halloween II Halloween 6 Producer's Cut Halloween III RZ's Halloween Halloween 5 Halloween 6 Halloween Resurrection
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
A really interesting end to the David Gordon Green trilogy and the Laurie Strode saga. I know this one gets a lot of hate (I wAnTeD mOrE mIcHaEl THE MOVIE'S NIT ABOUT HIM DEAL WITH IT!), but I enjoy it appreciated the wild left turns the crew took in making it. Not the best but better than most.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
And that's exactly what you get. Kinda dumb, and clumsy with its message, but mean as all hell. A throwback to when slashers were real nasty. I'm here for it.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I know the David Gordon Green trilogy gets hated and dumped on, but I think it's the best timeline. When the bar is that low, it's easy to clear. But I like what was done with these three movies, and the through line of trauma and what that looks like/does to others.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Forgot to post this yesterday... Book 3 of Chronicles. I'm kinda surprised that it's getting better the farther along it goes. Not much, but better all the same.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head. EVIL DEAD II: DEAD BY DAWN NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD ROSEMARY'S BABY ALIEN
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
And with that, the Zombie timeline is over. There's what I consider to be a few really interesting ideas in this one, and I like it more than RZ's Halloween I. The choice to make Laurie unlikable and violent with her PTSD (especially considering her birth family history) took some guts.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Rob Zombie's version. Hellbilly-oween, if you will. Saw this one in theaters on release day, far superior to the director's cut that is the only home video version available in the states. That escape scene in DC is unnecessary.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Bringing the weirdness with this one... And none of it makes a damn lick of sense. Just vibin' as the kids say.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
We knew it'd come to this, but... *sigh* Man, fuck this movie.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
And so begins the second half of the Laurie Strode timeline, what I would call the worst. That said, I was surprised how much you enjoyed this rewatch. Steve Miner directed the hell out of this flick, despite not getting the mask wrong. All three of them.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
In addition to undertaking a movie series convoluted marathon, I have three books going at once. *sigh* Why do I do this to myself?
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Now that I'm done with the Thorn timeline, on to the Sibling timeline, beginning with a rewatch of the first two. This one gets bad pretty quick, luckily it's only 4 flicks.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Let's do this again, Producer's cut this time.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Gonna do this and the Producer's cut, because they're two different movies, essentially. Ugh, why do I do this to myself.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
*sigh* Here we go... No one had any idea what they were doing in regards to story, and it shows. Cool title sequence, though. Kinda. Look I'm trying to find positives, okay?
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Skipped 3 while I watch the Family/Thorn timeline. Liked this one more than II, surprisingly, since this one is a retread of the original, but some great set pieces and tension.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
The unenviable task of following a killer.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
The classics never go out of style.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Gonna do something a little crazy this year for Oct. I've decided to watch the Halloween series by order of timeline: 1,2,4,5,6; 1,2,7,8;3;RZ1,RZ2;1,2,H18,Kills,Ends. I'll post a ranking when I'm done on the 17th. Spoiler alert, John Carpenter's Halloween is gonna take the top spot. Happy Halloween!
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I never do this, but I've got two book club titles to read by next week so I'm breaking tradition: two for the price of one! Dragonlance Chronicles Vol. 2 by Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman Freethinkers: A History of American Secularism by Susan Jacoby Wish me luck, y'all.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
There's a theater showing The Long Walk with subtitles. No thanks, I've already read the fuckin book.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
House of Bone and Rain is dark, violent, honest, uncomfortable, discusses loyalty and its negative effects, shows me a world outside my own, and reminds me why I love reading. Read @gabino.bsky.social and be changed by dark means for the better.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Obligatory prologue of: if you need AI to write or do art, you're not a writer or artist, you're a fuckin plagiarist hack. That said, I maintain the worst thing AI has done is require every page to use a Cloudflare check box to verify if you're human.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
A fantasy themed heist novel, @wordsandwhiskey.show? Color me intrigued...
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
What an excellent day for an exorcism... @josephlaycock.bsky.social somehow finds a way to make weird fringe history interesting. Sociologists take note!
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Misja Baas @misjabaas.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Dune, 1965
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Summoning my former high school years and reading this with @duomajere.bsky.social One month for each book in the trilogy. Kinda looking forward to it, but not expecting high art with this one.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Gonna do my best to blaze through this one before Friday. Read it a few years ago, but thought I would revisit for the movie and upcoming @wordsandwhiskey.show episode. Just, please, no more Branderson...
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Curse you, @wordsandwhiskey.show, making me read another Brandon Sanderson! *sigh* I guess I can power through this one, too...
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I hate that the times have made it necessary to read books like this. Nevertheless, we must persist. 'History does not repeat, but it does instruct.' If only the masses will listen.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I have been summoned...
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Last of the First Laws series. Let's do this.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Clever girl...
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