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Adrian Woland

@adrianwoland.bsky.social
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Free-thinking refugee nutball. Reader, writer, creative, kinda good at it. Awaiting the inevitable firestorm. Cats, Satan, (Food/Word/Book) Porn

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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 6h
As a Red Wings fan, I know I'm spoiled with announcer Ken Daniels and color commentator (the greatest!) Mickey Redmond to call the game, but the level of announcing on national games is such an embarrassment that the bottom of the barrel doesn't want to be affiliated with it.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Okay, that's pretty fucking cool.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Probably shouldn't be watching this in busy a cafe right now...
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
But will it be a sweatier movie than Cool Hand Luke?
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And deny myself the thrill and pleasure of rereading one of the best books 2020?? I remember most of the story, but it's the little, finer details to remind myself that I'm sure will be touched upon in Off the Reservation.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So I'm a few days late to the party, but I'm doing a proper 31 days of Halloween challenge. Last year it was the Halloween series timeline run through (watched '78 4 times...), this year, 31 horror movies I've never seen before. So far: Inferno Phantasm III Phantasm IV Phantasm V Mother of Tears
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Guess I'm rereading Only Good Indians sometime...in the...near(? Seriously, my TBR book...case runner over) future because as great as that book is and as many times as I've recommended and gotten people to buy it, I've still only read it the once.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This sounds like a great idea. And because it's to Texas and not San Fran, you could call it Slashing Point! Or something less dumb and obvious...
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That makes two of us. Regardless, congratulations on the new book, and good luck with the scheduled dates!
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Any west coast dates planned?
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Colin Ferrel, at the very least, should have been nominated for his role in In Bruges.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is gonna be a list of 31 Dario Argento and John Carpenter joints, isn't it?
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That's the kind of girl that makes you want to learn French!
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Werewolf is probably mine. Either that or Bride of the Monster.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"I don't want you to think I'm racist, but..."
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
And you don't need to bother bagging it, you can wear it out! Ah, DragonCon. If you see John Helfers, tell him that I say hello and I need to give him a call soon. Hail!
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's the last article of clothing you'll ever need to wear!
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Picked it up day 1 and read it that week. Still the best book I've read all year.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Or, better yet, may I suggest.... SPEED SUITS?!?!
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just buy one type of outfit from now on, and that's all you wear. Like, 50 black T-shirts, 50 pairs of pants, etc., takes all the headache out of what to wear. You could be totally baller and buy just suits...
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Didn't they already try that shit in '06 with Veronica Mars? And yeah, that thing, you guessed it, failed massively.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Wonder Woman No
ALT: Wonder Woman No
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I know Target is in some hot water right now, but in an unrelated note, since when did they start selling vibrators and plan b pills?!?!
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Did you tell her that the "sister" in that commercial is Jeffrey Combs's daughter?!?!
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
...she funded research for the mRNA COVID vaccines while the US government stood around and did nothing except point fingers, and she always approached everyone she encountered with a smile and grace. We didn't deserve her, but damn if she didn't love us anyway. Hail Dolly Parton.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I was never a fan of Dolly Parton's music, but I recognize the artistry in it and her talent. But I was always a fan of Dolly Parton. She was the world's largest book distributor with her Imagination Library initiative (four of my cousins received books from her on a monthly basis),
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We didn't deserve her, but damn if she didn't love us all anyway.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Hey everyone (who follows and reads my posts, anyway). Been a while, still here, just going through some shit, still working on a few things. But I'll try to post more, creep less, and actually be a writer on my own, now greater improved, time.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
There is only one proper solution for this particular problem: Maximum. Fucking. Overdrive.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Like father like son.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It would definitely serve as a great cull. Those comfortable with it would stick around. Those pissed off would either show their tells or their heads would explode, as is appropriate for a Cronenberg Film.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"Nearly orgasmic"... is this the same Kellogg who invented Corn Flakes, and sold them door-to-door, while trying to convince parents to let him circumcise their newborn son because both would prevent masturbation?
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
That book knocked me on my ass, and was not expecting it to be as dense as it was. Don't get me wrong, I was expecting dense, but, just... not THAT dense...
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The only proper answer is Bruce Campbell.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Don't you hate that shit? Worse is when you're in the mood and nothing can stop you... and you can't type for shit that day. Also, fun trivia but, another way to pluralize Octopuses is 'octopodes', which sounds so strange it's kinda cool.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Those winds of change sure to keep blowing.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
But that WAIT! Ugh! Guess I'll have to binge read all your others... AGAIN.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Stop acting like you give a shit, Chuck. Get off social media and actually do something to prevent our country from slipping farther into totalitarianism.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
It's incredible how they're given a literal trough with a drain on it, at the perfect height to eliminate almost all effort, and they still choose to piss on the floor.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
When I heard he had passed, what came to mind wasn't the JP franchise. It was the genre pictures he elevated by his presence: The Omen III, In the Mouth of Madness, Dead Calm, Event Horizon, and especially Possession. Separate from that, he always seemed a kind and patient fellow. Hail Sam Neill.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Not today, shit weasels!
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I've got two: The scroll, the scroll, the button, the button, scrollin' so smooth like the butter on a muffin Look arooooound, I think you'll fiiiiind, that these, buttons, are the scrolling kiiiiiind.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I'm gonna give Killers of the Flower Moon a watch, considering what came at the cost of US Independence.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Picked up my copy last night! Gonna have to figure out where I'm gonna squeeze it into my reading schedule, though. This year is packed...
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Vandals, I tells ya! Vandals!
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
🖤
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Not gonna lie, that dedication made me smile too. "Rob getting sappy here." I was wondering what your reaction would be, now we know. Thank you, to you both, for sharing your talent and stories with us.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Sounds like a decent Saw trap. "Hello, Delilah. I want to play a game. For years, you're ambition and talent has been renowned to the point you've received credit and accolades. But is it worth the pain of the flesh? Do you celebrate your accomplishments at the cost of discomfort? You decide."
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Kale. I don't know if there's a gene-thing like with cilantro, but it tastes like bitter sweat to me. Plus, I remember when that garbage was used as a separater between edible items on buffet lines. Get that sour milk lettuce outta my fuckin food.
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Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Get ready for the funnest head trip.
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