Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 6hAs a Red Wings fan, I know I'm spoiled with announcer Ken Daniels and color commentator (the greatest!) Mickey Redmond to call the game, but the level of announcing on national games is such an embarrassment that the bottom of the barrel doesn't want to be affiliated with it. 010
Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Probably shouldn't be watching this in busy a cafe right now... 000
Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 08/10/2026But will it be a sweatier movie than Cool Hand Luke? 000
Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026And deny myself the thrill and pleasure of rereading one of the best books 2020?? I remember most of the story, but it's the little, finer details to remind myself that I'm sure will be touched upon in Off the Reservation. 110
Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 05/10/2026So I'm a few days late to the party, but I'm doing a proper 31 days of Halloween challenge. Last year it was the Halloween series timeline run through (watched '78 4 times...), this year, 31 horror movies I've never seen before. So far: Inferno Phantasm III Phantasm IV Phantasm V Mother of Tears 000
Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Guess I'm rereading Only Good Indians sometime...in the...near(? Seriously, my TBR book...case runner over) future because as great as that book is and as many times as I've recommended and gotten people to buy it, I've still only read it the once. 110
Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This sounds like a great idea. And because it's to Texas and not San Fran, you could call it Slashing Point! Or something less dumb and obvious... 000
Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 04/10/2026That makes two of us. Regardless, congratulations on the new book, and good luck with the scheduled dates! 010
Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Colin Ferrel, at the very least, should have been nominated for his role in In Bruges. 000
Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This is gonna be a list of 31 Dario Argento and John Carpenter joints, isn't it? 001
Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 11/09/2026That's the kind of girl that makes you want to learn French! 011
Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Werewolf is probably mine. Either that or Bride of the Monster. 000
Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 05/09/2026"I don't want you to think I'm racist, but..." 050
Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 04/09/2026And you don't need to bother bagging it, you can wear it out! Ah, DragonCon. If you see John Helfers, tell him that I say hello and I need to give him a call soon. Hail! 000
Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 04/09/2026It's the last article of clothing you'll ever need to wear! 100
Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Picked it up day 1 and read it that week. Still the best book I've read all year. 010
Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Or, better yet, may I suggest.... SPEED SUITS?!?! 100
Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Just buy one type of outfit from now on, and that's all you wear. Like, 50 black T-shirts, 50 pairs of pants, etc., takes all the headache out of what to wear. You could be totally baller and buy just suits... 100
Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Didn't they already try that shit in '06 with Veronica Mars? And yeah, that thing, you guessed it, failed massively. 000
Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 01/09/2026static.klipy.comWonder Woman NoALT: Wonder Woman No 000
Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I know Target is in some hot water right now, but in an unrelated note, since when did they start selling vibrators and plan b pills?!?! 000
Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Did you tell her that the "sister" in that commercial is Jeffrey Combs's daughter?!?! 000
Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 26/08/2026...she funded research for the mRNA COVID vaccines while the US government stood around and did nothing except point fingers, and she always approached everyone she encountered with a smile and grace. We didn't deserve her, but damn if she didn't love us anyway. Hail Dolly Parton. 010
Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I was never a fan of Dolly Parton's music, but I recognize the artistry in it and her talent. But I was always a fan of Dolly Parton. She was the world's largest book distributor with her Imagination Library initiative (four of my cousins received books from her on a monthly basis), 100
Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 26/08/2026We didn't deserve her, but damn if she didn't love us all anyway. 010
Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Hey everyone (who follows and reads my posts, anyway). Been a while, still here, just going through some shit, still working on a few things. But I'll try to post more, creep less, and actually be a writer on my own, now greater improved, time. 000
Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 17/08/2026There is only one proper solution for this particular problem: Maximum. Fucking. Overdrive. 010
Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 06/08/2026It would definitely serve as a great cull. Those comfortable with it would stick around. Those pissed off would either show their tells or their heads would explode, as is appropriate for a Cronenberg Film. 020
Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 05/08/2026"Nearly orgasmic"... is this the same Kellogg who invented Corn Flakes, and sold them door-to-door, while trying to convince parents to let him circumcise their newborn son because both would prevent masturbation? 000
Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 27/07/2026That book knocked me on my ass, and was not expecting it to be as dense as it was. Don't get me wrong, I was expecting dense, but, just... not THAT dense... 011
Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Don't you hate that shit? Worse is when you're in the mood and nothing can stop you... and you can't type for shit that day. Also, fun trivia but, another way to pluralize Octopuses is 'octopodes', which sounds so strange it's kinda cool. 000
Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 16/07/2026But that WAIT! Ugh! Guess I'll have to binge read all your others... AGAIN. 010
Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Stop acting like you give a shit, Chuck. Get off social media and actually do something to prevent our country from slipping farther into totalitarianism. 010
Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 14/07/2026It's incredible how they're given a literal trough with a drain on it, at the perfect height to eliminate almost all effort, and they still choose to piss on the floor. 000
Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 13/07/2026When I heard he had passed, what came to mind wasn't the JP franchise. It was the genre pictures he elevated by his presence: The Omen III, In the Mouth of Madness, Dead Calm, Event Horizon, and especially Possession. Separate from that, he always seemed a kind and patient fellow. Hail Sam Neill. 120
Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I've got two: The scroll, the scroll, the button, the button, scrollin' so smooth like the butter on a muffin Look arooooound, I think you'll fiiiiind, that these, buttons, are the scrolling kiiiiiind. 000
Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I'm gonna give Killers of the Flower Moon a watch, considering what came at the cost of US Independence. 010
Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Picked up my copy last night! Gonna have to figure out where I'm gonna squeeze it into my reading schedule, though. This year is packed... 010
Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Not gonna lie, that dedication made me smile too. "Rob getting sappy here." I was wondering what your reaction would be, now we know. Thank you, to you both, for sharing your talent and stories with us. 010
Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Sounds like a decent Saw trap. "Hello, Delilah. I want to play a game. For years, you're ambition and talent has been renowned to the point you've received credit and accolades. But is it worth the pain of the flesh? Do you celebrate your accomplishments at the cost of discomfort? You decide." 100
Adrian Woland @adrianwoland.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Kale. I don't know if there's a gene-thing like with cilantro, but it tastes like bitter sweat to me. Plus, I remember when that garbage was used as a separater between edible items on buffet lines. Get that sour milk lettuce outta my fuckin food. 000