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📞🐶 Henlo this is Dani 🔞 🔜 AC, MFF

@adorable-dani.bsky.social
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🔞ADULT ACCOUNT, NSFW🔞 | 38, pan, he/him/idk | if it runs off of silicon, high octane or smokeless powder I'm interested! | still new to social media; please feel free to talk to meeee!

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📞🐶 Henlo this is Dani 🔞 🔜 AC, MFF @adorable-dani.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I always give my guests a good ride~ ;3 Thanks to @mamavixy.bsky.social for the great piece; you should definitely comm her. She's such a sweet doll and deserves the work!
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📞🐶 Henlo this is Dani 🔞 🔜 AC, MFF @adorable-dani.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
. . . Yeah I think I'm going to delete this acct soon also
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📞🐶 Henlo this is Dani 🔞 🔜 AC, MFF @adorable-dani.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Killed my twitter accts! Now I can be ignored on social media without the knowledge of platform ownership by a ragebaitable racist illegal immigrant billionaire! YAAAAAY.
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danidabeagle123.bsky.social @danidabeagle123.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Having a great time at @furthemore.org ; if anyone sees me in my head or badge feel free to say hi!
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Laureano (COMMISSIONS CLOSED) @laureano.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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📞🐶 Henlo this is Dani 🔞 🔜 AC, MFF @adorable-dani.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
This thing sounds MEAN youtube.com/watch?v=QYX5...
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Diesel VR6 3.0L Stroker ( 1.Test start , Brutal sound🤩No music ! )
YouTube video by Only-Diesel
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📞🐶 Henlo this is Dani 🔞 🔜 AC, MFF @adorable-dani.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I'm only going to start feeling normal again when sunset is around 7 PM.
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🔞YellowJackinit🔞 commissions open @yellowjackinit.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Miss this
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oystr @otterfangs.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
redraw of that delicious in dungeon meme
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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
My god, what have I done?!
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༒ 𝑨𝒛𝒆𝒏𝒐 ༒ @azenoz.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Hello lovelies~ Happy Friday everyone I'm still super exhausted from the Thursday event I went to yesterday so! lol Also here's a cute video of me testing the recording software and such being a gooner goober as always! Tags: #nsfwsky #video #furry #yiff #lewdvrc #vrchat #nakeddancing #gooner
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📞🐶 Henlo this is Dani 🔞 🔜 AC, MFF @adorable-dani.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
This is where you can find the SVW-ish VW Beagle stuff! LOOK AT AT THAT AMAZING BOYYYYY!!
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📞🐶 Henlo this is Dani 🔞 🔜 AC, MFF @adorable-dani.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Great news: New beagle options, this one rated PG-13(ish) instead of XXX! Go on down to @danidabeagle123.bsky.social to see! Stand by for new content, in stock soon! (Seriously, gonna have something in the mail from #mff25 to show that I'm REALLY exited for!)
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📞🐶 Henlo this is Dani 🔞 🔜 AC, MFF @adorable-dani.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! I know I'm just another dog on the internet, but if just one person sees this . . . I hope you, yes YOU, have a good day with the people you love that makes memories for a bright future.
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matinhos @bocchi.deichator.ar · 17/11/2025
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📞🐶 Henlo this is Dani 🔞 🔜 AC, MFF @adorable-dani.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Debating being a REALLY sick puppy and following the MFF theme of Villanous Vacation . . . by going as the P4 era Postal Dude. Too crass?
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📞🐶 Henlo this is Dani 🔞 🔜 AC, MFF @adorable-dani.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
youtu.be/NsM3o0Vk0Js
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Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire Main Menu music (recreated with ESB OST)
YouTube video by Nepharax
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📞🐶 Henlo this is Dani 🔞 🔜 AC, MFF @adorable-dani.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Another issue is that we've been so brainwashed to shitty business practices that we look at a company doing the bare minimum and consider them to be the gold standard. It also allows us to gloss over their shadyness like the existence of the skin economy and the negative of their internal opacity.
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feebie ˖♡˖ @feebie.online · 15/11/2025
happy friday!
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📞🐶 Henlo this is Dani 🔞 🔜 AC, MFF @adorable-dani.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I love it when you know a character loves being fucked in the ass so much that their cheeks naturally part around their loose, stretched hole.~
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gay horny account 🔞 @rescueteamtwinks.pmd.social · 12/11/2025
Not only are trans people welcome on this account but I also want to say this all of the trans people following this account: you are very attractive!!!
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Class War Vet Pillow @pillowknight.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
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gay horny account 🔞 @rescueteamtwinks.pmd.social · 11/11/2025
NNN is STUPID and DUMB! IM GONNA JACK OFF WHENEVER I WANT FOR AS MANY TIMES AS I WANT!!!!!
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📞🐶 Henlo this is Dani 🔞 🔜 AC, MFF @adorable-dani.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
You know what i also miss? COOL ART ON GRAPHICS CARD BOXES!
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📞🐶 Henlo this is Dani 🔞 🔜 AC, MFF @adorable-dani.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
11 because nobody knows or cares about me and every single day I am in a constant struggle against saying things that will scare the hoes AND CONSTANTLY FAILING I AM UNWELL AND DISTURBING
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Game Wolf Advance (2001) @ator.bsky.social · 22/07/2024
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📞🐶 Henlo this is Dani 🔞 🔜 AC, MFF @adorable-dani.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I fucking hate migraine naps. Always wake up like this at the worst times. Fucking hate migraines.
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📞🐶 Henlo this is Dani 🔞 🔜 AC, MFF @adorable-dani.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
youtube.com/watch?v=JDY2...
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"60" (ft Disasterpeace) - Marble Madness (NES) Practice Race cover - Stemage
YouTube video by Stemage
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📞🐶 Henlo this is Dani 🔞 🔜 AC, MFF @adorable-dani.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I wish i could go back to intermittent fasting but im not in the right headspace to stop myself from stress eating rn
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MondySpartan @mondyspartan.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Bluesky for BlackBerry in 2011
Home screen showing the Bluesky app selectedHome pageViewing a postChat page
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📞🐶 Henlo this is Dani 🔞 🔜 AC, MFF @adorable-dani.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Why do we even have words like yesterday, today and tomorrow when they all feel the same?
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📞🐶 Henlo this is Dani 🔞 🔜 AC, MFF @adorable-dani.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
You can spell 'principles' without PR
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📞🐶 Henlo this is Dani 🔞 🔜 AC, MFF @adorable-dani.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Hey big ladies its my birthday I can be the present too Come get me you wont
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Ong's Hat @ongs-hat.com · 28/08/2025
Cat speak
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📞🐶 Henlo this is Dani 🔞 🔜 AC, MFF @adorable-dani.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I don't get the point much anymore. Most days I'm drunk. I can barely feel happy anymore. I'd rather be asleep.
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📞🐶 Henlo this is Dani 🔞 🔜 AC, MFF @adorable-dani.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Its nice to be on a site whos discover feed feels worth virwing.
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📞🐶 Henlo this is Dani 🔞 🔜 AC, MFF @adorable-dani.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
This song made me cry. youtu.be/_noQOzwvAaE
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Still I Dream Of It
YouTube video by The Beach Boys - Topic
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📞🐶 Henlo this is Dani 🔞 🔜 AC, MFF @adorable-dani.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
When is the last time you smiled? Im not talking those short, fleeting grins or temporary laughter. When is the last time you naturally displayed happiness on your face? . . . That long for you too, huh?
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📞🐶 Henlo this is Dani 🔞 🔜 AC, MFF @adorable-dani.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I wish i could live in an arcology.
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 22/07/2025
I learned this news a couple of minutes ago when a neighbor on vacation, in the garden behind me, said, "Anyway, the US abandoned all decency a long time ago. They chose it."
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📞🐶 Henlo this is Dani 🔞 🔜 AC, MFF @adorable-dani.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Cold take: modern companies deliberately cause scandal in order to lower their own public perception to be able to get away with making bad products that they force on an uncaring consumer base primed to accept these products due to unenthusiasm cause by overexposure to corporate scandals.
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📞🐶 Henlo this is Dani 🔞 🔜 AC, MFF @adorable-dani.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
People wo unironically say 'type shit' are an enemy of christ
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Rayne Grimm Vulpes Zer-Duh @raynegrimm.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
This made me snort so now you have to see it


Dicking Around

Storytime!

Halloween a few years back my mates and I were dressed up for Halloween and my cat furry roommate (good guy, furries are entertaining folks) was wearing his partial suit out with us. We were in Boston proper and all of us were on a budget at the time, so the only option for a late night drink and dinner open to us was a place called Dick's Last Resort.

If you've never been, the big draw at Dick's is that they're dicks to you. The staff are sarcastic, they throw your menus and straws and shit at you, and they make you hats that say mean stuff.

*image of a white male wearing a crude paper hat that says nobody likes me*

I don't get it either. So anyways, we've got - I'll call him Frank - the cat with us, and Frank's 100% ready to go fuck with Dicks, so we head on in.

The waitress starts doing her bit, but the cat in the room has thrown off her game and she doesn't really know how to handle Frank in Full Cat mode.

He points out the drink he wants without speaking, with a paw, on the menu and she asks for an ID and starts saying 'I swear to god your ID better have a big fuckkin' cat on it or-"

*image of a NEW YORK State drivers license featuring an image of an orange tabby cat with a. Furry in the background with their arms up in excitement *

She threw his licence back at us and walked away speechless. Didn't talk to us the rest of the evening.

Anyways, I dug up this old photo today and thought it deserved to be preserved for posterity. So here you go, the day Frank broke Dicks.
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 29/06/2025
"If the possibilities for expression and communication offered by digital tools have revolutionized access to the public arena, the risk of manipulation inherent in their opaque operation, governed by a few tech giants, nuances this progress, or even reverses it, paradoxically weakening..."
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📞🐶 Henlo this is Dani 🔞 🔜 AC, MFF @adorable-dani.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Look at this good kitty
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📞🐶 Henlo this is Dani 🔞 🔜 AC, MFF @adorable-dani.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Making out is so hot and feels amazing; I wish I had more chances to do it with people.
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Lilwhorgi @lilwhorgi.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Repost if you wish that were you 💖
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NumptyMuncher (ZigzagMag @numptymuncher.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
First post finally and its gotta be the shark girl herself, Sophie!
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Nicole Borden - Fat Squirrel @uniformvixen.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Trucker Vixenoid - 2016 - A delirious piece of digital paint I did when I was playing an awful, awful lot of American Truck Simulator. Honk, Honk 🚚 Convoy!
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