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Chad Jessup

@adhdev.io
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Ex-Engineering and stuff at Bungie/ArenaNet/FASA/Microsoft/Nintendo/Monolith/Sony/NOA. My thoughts, my opinions, and my typohs. #ADHDev he/him

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Chad Jessup @adhdev.io · 1h
/me: Naaaa, I don't want to move... /partner: Here's the garage... /me: huh...I think I could move? Can we do it tomorrow?
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Chad Jessup @adhdev.io · 1h
"We'll give you a million dollars for you to move and then we tear down your house and build multiple units on your 10,000 sqft land." ...eh, I'm kind of dumb and don't want you to tear down my starter house, the garage epitomizes 'slapdash' to the point where I feel a level of responsibility to it
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Chad Jessup @adhdev.io · 2h
Is it weird that every time I see someone's feet I count the toes? Also, stop showing your feet people, have some shame.
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Chad Jessup @adhdev.io · 3h
I think my ever growing collection of addictions has just leveled up: Smoked Salmon from the back of the local QFC.
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 7h
I wouldn't mind a second and longer and more thorough MeToo tbqh
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Talarian @talarian.bsky.social · 6h
Hey Canadian GameDevs, SGI is hiring game programmers of every level from junior to lead! C++ primarily, with some C#/Unity is preferred. Come work with me and my team! Hybrid and remote both available, but British Columbia residence required. smokingguninc.com/careers/#JOBS
smokingguninc.com
Careers - Smoking Gun Interactive Inc.
Join Smoking Gun's tight-knit team of passionate, talented professionals who love their craft, and build great things together.
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Chad Jessup @adhdev.io · 12h
Sooooo, to code some NPC automatically checking out a butt, the butt in the video game would usually have some sort of sphere of influence around it. That means there is probably some debug mode where butt spheres follow every poor NPC around. I wonder what values a butt sphere has?
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Chad Jessup @adhdev.io · 22h
/character from book: I'd rather die than get help!!!! /me, the reader: that's dumb, die then...god, seriously? /author: wait, they're not THAT dumb... /character: *keeps doing dumb stuff and refusing help for ten books*
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Chad Jessup @adhdev.io · 22h
NAY - NAY!! this feline's whims will not defeat me or my household - the windows and doors and entrances for vehicles will not be open for her to wander in and out at her delight, the cold malicious wind following on her tippity tail and pawsies, she must listen! LISTEN! To our DEMMMMMANNDDSSS! ☝️
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Chad Jessup @adhdev.io · 22h
*can't stop shivering* I put on thicker shirts and another hoodie. *the coldness digs in deeper* Another hoodie, socks, a woolen hand-knit cap from some Kurt Vonnegut fan, the cold still burrows... my spine shakes and my shoulders violently vibrate ... Winter has come to the PNW, it's 60°, help
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Chad Jessup @adhdev.io · 29/09/2026
Batman's biggest and most unescapable deadly 'villain' being Bruce Wayne is something not talked about enough, and I don't think DC ever knew what they had on their hands is one of the biggest mishandlings of an IP ever. @gailsimone.bsky.social - you seem to know everything in this realm, whyyy?
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Chad Jessup @adhdev.io · 29/09/2026
Modern housing needs to work natural caves into their design more, right?
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D6 Learning @d6learning.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A more tech-oriented #gamedev #book_suggestion: 'Real-Time Rendering, Third Edition' by Tomas Akenine-Möller, Eric Haines, and Naty Hoffman. 📖 www.oreilly.com/library/view...
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Chad Jessup @adhdev.io · 29/09/2026
I am a man of two universes... On one hand, the mech universes are amazing. On the other hand, mechs would be the least useful war machines ever invented, full of almost absurd levels of amusing failures.
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Chad Jessup @adhdev.io · 28/09/2026
Maria Bamford is truly one of the best and that'll be probably true for ever. For ever and ever, no lie or exaggeration She has a unique mind and life that she shares with us in her comedy We've traveled half the continent just to see her and her friends perform and the trip was worth every second
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Chad Jessup @adhdev.io · 28/09/2026
Reading an isekai book, main character spends about a week in catatonic shock once it all clicks... "Yup, that sounds about right."
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Chad Jessup @adhdev.io · 27/09/2026
*makes a shit post just long enough so their phone receives the notification I'm calling them a dumb nut, then delete*
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Chad Jessup @adhdev.io · 26/09/2026
Once a month or so I get the chance to make a Birdemic comment on some post. Life is good, Birdemic is good, let us continue on with this tradition of Birdemic posting.
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Andrew McIntosh @andrewamcintosh.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Proud to have contributed to this amazing book! If you've ever wanted to take a deep-dive into the narrative design of Glory's confrontation with Marta in Shadowrun: Dragonfall, boy do I have the essay for you.
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Chad Jessup @adhdev.io · 25/09/2026
Life goals, I want both of these, and I imagine they were made for exactly me.
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Chad Jessup @adhdev.io · 25/09/2026
Partner's sibling's family built a "chemo bag" for when the chemo starts. What a lovely idea and wow, this is thorough. Down to special utensils since metal forks/spoons and stuff can start to taste bad. It's all so soft and comfy, too. Luckkkkky.
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Chad Jessup @adhdev.io · 24/09/2026
(Last small thread for tonight) Compare this qt to the normal structure: 1. Budgeting is for the entire game. 2. Money comes in from a publisher in milestones or completion if indie/raw Early Access. 3. No customer feedback 4. Almost an all or nothing funding 5. massive one-time marketing push ...
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Chad Jessup @adhdev.io · 24/09/2026
When I left Bungie, my new indie (me) studio Good Enough Games (never happened for other reasons) - was going to use this pricing model to try and fund things. A lot of thought, game design, and development scheduling/design, was put into this to try and address the ultralow/milestone budget studio
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Chad Jessup @adhdev.io · 24/09/2026
#gamedev Crap, forgot an important part on the first post, start here. Early Access (EA): cheapest price = die hard fans and believers, $5-10 bucks. >>They get first level/episode/drop...<< Players that come in here get the rest for free. Minimal risk if game doesn't get completed. Continued...
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Chad Jessup @adhdev.io · 24/09/2026
#gamedev I think the game industry needs a new pricing model. Slight change in how we develop things too...need thoughts. Early Access (EA): cheapest price = die hard fans and believers, $5-10 bucks, I dunno. Players come in at this price and they get the rest of the game for free. Next step ...
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Johnnie Johnstone @johnniejohnstone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Aga mobil type 4346. Sweden, 1963. From thevaultoftheatomicspaceage blog via tumblr.
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Chad Jessup @adhdev.io · 24/09/2026
Really curious how Bungie is going to do their unvaulting in the future. Hard disks on systems aren't usually big enough for it all at full resolution (+/- another AAA game). They going to add streaming of assets into the engine? That'd be rad if so.
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Chad Jessup @adhdev.io · 24/09/2026
Super hard to find collared dove family is hanging in my backyard. Very skittish...5 of them! (Super zoom) They're slowly invading over here, but still a bit rare in my (collared) neck of the woods. Bad pun! Anyways they're pretty and big critters.
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Chad Jessup @adhdev.io · 24/09/2026
Steam should have a Library Filter: "What did I just buy?" in order from purchase date... I just bought something on impulse, already forgot the name.
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Chad Jessup @adhdev.io · 24/09/2026
The confidence is super hot.
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Chad Jessup @adhdev.io · 24/09/2026
Python sucks as a learning language and as a general language. There, said it. You may applaud my courage as I now have a target on my head. I just couldn't live without the world knowing that.
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Chad Jessup @adhdev.io · 23/09/2026
Waiting Room #14 (?) Early morning Liminal Space? Must mean surgery for my partner in crime!!!
Waiting room, few empty chairs.Long hallway with white floor/walls.
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Chad Jessup @adhdev.io · 21/09/2026
FYI, me posting old destiny 2 ads a couple days as I reminisced, obviously made Bungie reconsider their previous stance on vaulting.
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Chad Jessup @adhdev.io · 21/09/2026
It's crazy that you can just...like, hop on a plane and fly to Iceland (16 years ago at least) from Seattle...continents and time zones and countries galore!
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Chad Jessup @adhdev.io · 21/09/2026
Quit letting your super nerds do your devops! They'll always go with some super annoying build system!
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Chad Jessup @adhdev.io · 21/09/2026
"Here's a super-easy tutorial to learn this new technology! But first, learn this super rare never-heard-of and obtuse build system to generate the files that builds everything, but you won't be able to read them. 😃"
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Chad Jessup @adhdev.io · 21/09/2026
Arguing with a friend on FB about AI (he's mainly doing devil's advocate here which is how he understands things) - and I think it really just boils down to, "why add to the hardships and suffering of others?" How can you be a proponent of helping some but then steal from others?
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Chad Jessup @adhdev.io · 19/09/2026
TWICE. Twice. My favorite game IPs have been obliterated in front of me, while I was working in the studios themselves. I remember the meetings and test builds, when my heart broke. The soldiers next to me - left and right, all of us, everyone, shaking our heads in sadness. What are we to create?
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Chad Jessup @adhdev.io · 19/09/2026
Are you ever told a game, story, or show, whatever, by a person/leadership and the game, story, show, or whatever, is so much better in your brain vs what was released? Yea, me either, not a thing in my brain in my entire 20ish years of the game industry. *sniff*
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Chad Jessup @adhdev.io · 19/09/2026
Never forget youtu.be/ZJLAJVmggt0?...
youtu.be
Destiny 2 – “Rally the Troops” Worldwide Reveal Trailer
YouTube video by Destiny 2
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Chad Jessup @adhdev.io · 19/09/2026
Every time I see a Chad meme, I take it personally.
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Chad Jessup @adhdev.io · 19/09/2026
Damn, I was told being a 6ft 200lb slightly buff blond-haired blue-eyed guy, with a deep voice and strong chin would lead me to success. Turns out all I needed was a lack of a soul and willingness to lead society directly into the garbage disposal that smells like rotting fish.
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Chad Jessup @adhdev.io · 19/09/2026
Peer pressured a friend to smoke up a bunch of ribs to test out my new teeth at his place in a couple weeks. Final(?) new teeth experiment happening soon. Last experiment: Corn-on-the-cob, was a success.
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Chad Jessup @adhdev.io · 19/09/2026
Friend says I should apply at her work. Random job titles: Lunar Structural Analyst III, Fluid Systems- Lunar Permanence Lunar Operations - Industrial Engineer II etc... oooooh yea, you work in space stuff. 🙃 Flattered! And will seriously dig through these openings but might not be qualified...
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Chad Jessup @adhdev.io · 19/09/2026
This is a cat that thinks she will get a lick of ice cream, because my partner gave her a lick of ice cream a year ago in that position.
Picture of a black cat sitting on the edge of a couch looking forlorn.

The background is full of expensive cat trees and various implements for cat enjoyment.
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Chad Jessup @adhdev.io · 19/09/2026
I'm gonna rewatch the live action Cowboy Bebop again. You were all wrong and it was awesome! Awesome!!! Don't fight me on this, this is my hill and I defend it to the death.
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Chad Jessup @adhdev.io · 18/09/2026
Just, you know, don't turn on the wifi? It requires you to put in a password and everything!
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Chad Jessup @adhdev.io · 18/09/2026
Seattle has this with a couple fish places.
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Chad Jessup @adhdev.io · 18/09/2026
I wish a lot of the people commenting on this thought things through a bit more (especially people in the industry). Devs in Poland make about a third of what they would in the States. Running a studio there is cheaper as well. Can probe the numbers in multiple ways. (160 people@$160 million/3yrs)
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Zack Davisson @zackdavisson.com · 17/09/2026
When you lie on your resume.
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