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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 4h

I need the DSA to have the rest of their ppl up and running for 2028 right now for when we elect all these Democrats and they wind up not doing shit

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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 5h

Awww go home and be a family man literally

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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 5h

For a long time I thought lion el'jonsson's people were the black space marines because lion el'jonsson is a black af fantasy name

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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 6h

Give me everything you have on Vulkan and the Salamanders right now

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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 15h

"Once you've been shopping for pc parts you'll never stop wanting to beat Sam Altman to death with your bare hands."
- ANTHONY BOURDAIN -

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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 6h

Telling my husband "Ziwe is interviewing Hasan Piker" is his own personal "curtains for zhooska"

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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 7h

Wait Queers of War kinda goes. And I'm so sorry this happened jfc

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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 9h

A sad Paladin HATESSSSSS to see me coming oh my god

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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 9h

If the fucking space marine is some kind of fallen Paladin type I will Lose. My. Shit.

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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 9h

Figuring out there are romances in Rogue Trader. I am in danger

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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 10h

how does this go from slightly cringe to HARD AS FUCK in 2 seconds Gio? HOW?

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Anna 🌿👁️ @annacwebs.bsky.social · 15h

Do you ever think about how the flag of Tennessee has a Dragon Ball on it

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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 15h

Seeing "Brianna Wu" in the corner blew out the back of my head

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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 16h

just minding your business and BOOM headshot

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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 20h

Me: Who are you? Why does the game keep dropping these people in, sans context, for them to do some shit i don't understand or care about? Go back to my blorbos.

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Mharwyb @ GWF! @mharwyb.horse · 08/10/2026

oh my god I found it

$Emet-Selch: you're all primitive animals. just last week I watched a man fail to return his shopping cart to the corral. now, there is no punishment for not returning a shopping cart. it is done simply because it is the right thing to do. but that is too much to ask of a fracture. is that what we have been reduced to? squandered, sundered husks that cannot perform a simple duty to their society without threat of retribution? I wretch at what has become of all I have lost. Alphinaud: And yet there are those before you who would return a shopping cart not their own!$

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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

libraries are the only organizations who should be allowed to be on social media (bonus: this was tailor made for Bluesky, the Elder Millennial Reacher Fan Site) x: www.instagram.com/reel/DeNO8aB...

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JuliaTheGolden @juliathegolden.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

i'm going to keep trying to make the piping not look like total ass cheeks but this side is the side that turned out the best and i want some serotonin from sharing it #dressmaker #umineko

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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

WHY DID HE TELL US? WHY OPEN HIMSELF UP TO THAT. WE DIDN'T NEED RADICAL TRANSPARENCY LIKE THIS

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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It was door dash. I'm glad I had the foresight to say "medium " I consider myself of hardy spice constitution What if I had said spicy

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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I need to introduce my mom to the freak parts of the internet. She is so horny and has no outlet and can't even conceive of an outlet.

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said

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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

no that there's is a documented public history of this man creeping on his HOMEY'S WIFE is CRAAAZY WORK

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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

i know the feeling. like dipping a toe into a pool and suddenly you wake up with a gaping hole in your chest like 'what the fuck just happened?'

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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

this REEKS of 'making up a reason to be righteously mad at a person you don't like' JUST LOG OFF HIT DA BRICKS i'm so sorry this is happening, just an endless hamster wheel of retraumatization

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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

THE CDL casting duo that broke up because one fucked on the other's ex wife is my favorite esports story in a WHILE

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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

he's a 'fought a machine demon who had silver surfer skin that got all over his hands when he killed him' dude

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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Lol yall named the big metal guy "iron man" not bearing "Warhammer is for dorks" allegations

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