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adam jetmalani

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adam jetmalani @adamjetmalani.org · 01/10/2026
this may not look great for oregon... but what's important is we beat washington by 0.2% lets gooo
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adam jetmalani @adamjetmalani.org · 01/10/2026
good deal on a corndog, call that a fair fair fare fare
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026
NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...
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People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-All
Urine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
theonion.com/fun-toy-bann...
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Fun Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead Kids
WASHINGTON, DC–In cooperation with the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, Wizco Toys of Montclair, NJ, recalled 245,000 Aqua Assault RoboFighters Monday after three dumb kids managed to kill the...
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adam jetmalani @adamjetmalani.org · 29/09/2026
throne doctrine
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adam jetmalani @adamjetmalani.org · 28/09/2026
yea man allowing israel to flatten gaza without ever withdrawing any support was epic king shit frfr
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adam jetmalani @adamjetmalani.org · 27/09/2026
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adam jetmalani @adamjetmalani.org · 27/09/2026
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adam jetmalani @adamjetmalani.org · 26/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6W-...
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점도면에서 최대의 사랑
YouTube video by Kim Oki - Topic
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adam jetmalani @adamjetmalani.org · 26/09/2026
your honor, i didn't shoot that guy, the gun did
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D.W.A.P. (Ben) @andwap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When your gamedev friend shows you progress on their new engine.
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AP Stylebook @apstylebook.com · 23/09/2026
Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics.
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https://apnews.com/article/openai-safety-ai-framework-089e75b95bc935af092da7b79d92706d
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adam jetmalani @adamjetmalani.org · 25/09/2026
you should be a little bit nervous about putting it in your computer
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adam jetmalani @adamjetmalani.org · 25/09/2026
trained neural networks should be distributed on cd-roms. they should be bought from a guy in an alley at 2 am
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adam jetmalani @adamjetmalani.org · 25/09/2026
i've been thinking a good way to explain it is the computer "learns" the same way a memory foam pillow "remembers".
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adam jetmalani @adamjetmalani.org · 24/09/2026
clorox also owns hidden valley ranch... that i understand, the symbiosis
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adam jetmalani @adamjetmalani.org · 24/09/2026
[can't read or do 2+2] i am a complex systems thinker
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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adam jetmalani @adamjetmalani.org · 19/09/2026
escalade i heard... her head popped like a water balloon
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adam jetmalani @adamjetmalani.org · 19/09/2026
holding up my hands at the movie theater, looking around, pissed off, does anyone else even realize this thing's completely automatic?
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adam jetmalani @adamjetmalani.org · 18/09/2026
listen ron, as a former 14yo boy, you're gonna want some old spice
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adam jetmalani @adamjetmalani.org · 18/09/2026
lol burts bees is owned by clorox the toiler bowl cleaner
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adam jetmalani @adamjetmalani.org · 18/09/2026
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adam jetmalani @adamjetmalani.org · 18/09/2026
do you even realize that this is not true? i don't think you do and i don't think you're capable of being walked back from this delusion
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Jason Kint @kint.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
two different paragraphs, two different sections but encourage you to click and read the unsealed (pink) of both of them together. And stop and think about the impact and harm to news media and civil society. /8
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me @virusofminora.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Commission Two ants playing ping-pong in the forest
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adam jetmalani @adamjetmalani.org · 17/09/2026
you are illiterate. also, guess who he was elected by
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adam jetmalani @adamjetmalani.org · 15/09/2026
no u gotta listen to their shit ass podcast to learn the true secret
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adam jetmalani @adamjetmalani.org · 14/09/2026
Some kind of eel
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adam jetmalani @adamjetmalani.org · 14/09/2026
there are so many musicians out there rn throwing absolute heaters
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Nighttime - Looking Glass (Official Video)
YouTube video by Nighttime
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TheNewDomShow @thenewdomshow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My guitarist has prepared a mid-rehearsal snack for three of us. Sausages. Nothing else. No buns, anything. Just about 25 sausages. For three. #bandtime
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