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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 7h
Confirmed ICE seen skulking around South Minneapolis. Eyes out, whistles up
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President Epstein @adamiverson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
hey where are the Minneapolis crows I need to befriend some crows asap
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President Epstein @adamiverson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
hey where are the Minneapolis crows I need to befriend some crows asap
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President Epstein @adamiverson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
but 3% of people want to look in everyone’s underwear so let’s throw away the country
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President Epstein @adamiverson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Personally I would have at least *tried* giving everyone a second butt
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President Epstein @adamiverson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
did stephen miller make that fucking ad
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President Epstein @adamiverson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
wtf ads are we paying for now state tv propaganda trash paid for with our tax dollars to placate the biggest piece of shit ever born there is no bottom to the cesspool
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President Epstein @adamiverson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am aware of the song. I have not heard it, and I will go as long as possible before I do. But if folks just needed a song to dance to when they get all shitfaced: Ocean Man has been right there for like 25 years
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President Epstein @adamiverson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
for the extinction burst of the consultant class we’re getting a newsom/emanuel ticket
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President Epstein @adamiverson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In my time working in substance abuse treatment, I learned a very important lesson: sometimes the helpers aren’t healthy, themselves, no matter who they are. Everyone is capable of unhealthy and destructive behavior.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I think you need Mamdani levels of optimism about government to rebuild everything these assholes have broken but not necessarily his sunny disposition. Let's get some grumps in there too. Curmudgeons who are mad all the time but at the right people
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President Epstein @adamiverson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Twin Cities, a metropolitan area packed with heroes, has fucking cowards for local media. Our top ten local journalists are independent.
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President Epstein @adamiverson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
for all the work the mngop is doing to honk the fraud horn, they sure don’t wanna touch strong jacob and his mpd our money is gone, they spent it, and they won’t tell how or why
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President Epstein @adamiverson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
look it’s not like susan collins traded reproductive freedom and the delicate future of the republic for her own power ope
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President Epstein @adamiverson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
breaking news: susan collins concerned it’s gonna be a lot harder to take bribes moving forward
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President Epstein @adamiverson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
how dare anyone suggest that susan collins is anything other than a run-of-the-mill piece of shit legislator
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President Epstein @adamiverson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sometimes I open instagram to check messages and see how long I can browse before I become completely enraged in like six completely unnecessary ways Lasted like three seconds today proud of me
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President Epstein @adamiverson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I genuinely believe the press finally getting it together and shunning him will be the tipping point. Hard to say if that means nukes or It Happens, but something will give.
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President Epstein @adamiverson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“But not for lack of trying,” added boebert
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President Epstein @adamiverson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when was the last time you heard someone actually say that they saw a job posting online, applied to the job and submitted a resume, and got the job maybe im just in the tech bubble but the whole operation seems like bullshit
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President Epstein @adamiverson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
great news everyone my tin whistle shipped
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 18/09/2026
I am raising funds for a South Minneapolis family in need. They owe $1800 in back rent, and every bit helps! Can we make this happen for them today? We keep us safe. I believe in us! V: @Ian-Coldwater CA: $iancoldwater PP: @coldwater Please share and help if you can! Thank you 💛
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President Epstein @adamiverson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hand Job Bob In Disarray
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President Epstein @adamiverson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ok but what about a social media platform where everyone else is blocked by default
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President Epstein @adamiverson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There was a time when a city department over spending its budget by millions and millions of dollars every year and refusing to answer for it at the direction of the sole individual responsible for their oversight would be an actual issue but our local media is fucked so they won’t cover it.
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President Epstein @adamiverson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If I had just been born a few years later I could have gotten way too into a different stupid fucking fitness franchise.
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President Epstein @adamiverson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I used to do freelance “product ideation” where I would produce a high volume of thoughts and ideas for companies that didn’t want full-time weirdos on the payroll.
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President Epstein @adamiverson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I went to the Minnesota State Fair (1). I was there for under two hours (2). I saw the same number of people wearing Epstein hats as I did people smoking cigarettes (3).
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President Epstein @adamiverson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by doom, scrolling hysterical naked
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President Epstein @adamiverson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Jardiance, Takes in Two Acts Act I: The original Jardiance lady and associated jingle were perfect and should have never been touched Act II: taint rot seems like a really bad way to die
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Minnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
When the story of Metro Surge is told in media, don't for a moment, through the outpouring of solidarity and community building, despite the heroism, forget that it sucked ass every single day and some days it was like the sun had been blocked from the world
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President Epstein @adamiverson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
niche market observation: judd herrmann would have been fucking livid about walker jenkins
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President Epstein @adamiverson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
“we will take the power back from those dirty developers,” say the geniuses in the c-suite while doing layoffs until there are only a handful of humans who can understand the code that generates wealth
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President Epstein @adamiverson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Apple Maps is very good at doing maps. You can just delete Google Maps.
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geri katz @gerikatz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
ICE is at the #MNStateFair, currently parked at the exit to buses.
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President Epstein @adamiverson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Seeds Alt amirite
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President Epstein @adamiverson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Downgrade a movie 28 Years Later: The Bong Temple
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President Epstein @adamiverson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
im applying to jobs that look like fun bc why not and i just did one where they asked about my math and language performance from HIGH SCHOOL and since I don’t actually give a fuck i told them how stupid that was who else has a job listing for a unicorn
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Stacey Burns @wentrogue.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Jennifer Nelson’s entry to this year’s Minnesota State Fair crop art
A localized version of Guernica with a loon at the center and a person holding an ICE OUT sign 

“My piece was inspired by Picasso's Guernica, a work that was his response to the Nazi's bombing of the Basque town. I thought there was a fitting parallel between these incidents about the high price paid by ordinary people when aggressive regimes try out new tactics of war, as well as a fitting juxtaposition of the darkness of living such an experience and the light we shone through it in our own resistance and care for one another. The patterns near Renee Good and Alex Pretti’s mouths are actually their last words in Morse code: ‘I’m not mad at you,’ and ‘Are you okay?’” 

Jennifer Nelson
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President Epstein @adamiverson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
maybe today it will happen
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President Epstein @adamiverson.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Once again the wrong 80-year old
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President Epstein @adamiverson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
oh you paid a big celebrity to be in your ad well hahaha joke’s on you dumbass i don’t know who anyone is
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President Epstein @adamiverson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
im sorry i missed your call someone was typing in one of my slack channels
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President Epstein @adamiverson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Michele Tafoya thinks Natalie Harp is a Regular Lady
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MRSPOURS @mrspours.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
2026 MN State Fair Crop Art entry "Witness" based on pStar Tribune photograph by Leila Navi with MPR reporter Sam Stroiza.
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President Epstein @adamiverson.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I said sir, sir, come to my house and kick me in the balls, bigger than ever before
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President Epstein @adamiverson.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
weird thing is you have to be a really accomplished developer to crash GitHub on a Monday morning
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President Epstein @adamiverson.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Michele Tafoya thinks the Wisconsin State Fair is better.
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