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Adam Felman

@adamfelman.bsky.social
48 followers 21 following 121 posts

Writer of words, MC of also words, musician of music, dog dad of dogs, person of people.

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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You either need to make more good decisions or fewer bad ones but either way the ratio drastically needs to change
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's certain one of the sentences that have been said out loud
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This takes me back to a time of improved creative fertility in which I could envision a world with dairy yoghurt but not milk
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I just got over Tommy Wiseau man, give me a chance to come up for air
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
What have you done I was unaware until You might have ruined me
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
There's a lot of things to dislike and question in #TheGreatADHDMyth. I refuse to give them the outrage they're after. However, its most egregious error is in trying to debunk ADHD as a "subjective" condition using subjective methods like "I took the medication and only feel 75% me."
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
One of the things I absolutely cannot wait for is the carnage when this scene becomes available to upload with replaced audio
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
IT'S COMING TO GET YOU
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
IT'S COMING PREMATURELY
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
IT'S COMING HOME UNLIKE MY DAD
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You've Midnight Run your last Dexy
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The Room, hands down
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
There can be no further Muppets content until Tim Robinson is the only human in a Muppet movie and no one can even tell he's not one of them. I didn't make this rule.
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
The remake he did is a fucking insult
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Very proud of this. It's one of the best beats I've made, has some of the daftest lyrics, and @sinistercinemastudios.art knocked the visuals out of the park. Do feel free to check it out and share it.
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I'm only skinny on the inside
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Man these have single handedly been killing my diet for months they're insane
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Nooooooo what. Robogeisha is a staple for me.
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Go to Hot Cookie. They do incredibly detailed penis cookies. Also, the cookies are excellent.
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Selected Ambien Twerks
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
New video. Coming soon.
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
If Jeff and Coach's conversation at the end of #Survivor50 didn't deliberately end on a perfect haiku, then it was one of the happiest accidents I've seen on TV. "The tribe has spoken. Pleasure having you out here." "See you guys, good luck." Just outstanding in the context.
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Sometimes, you get a bird's eye view of yourself. Just found out that I used to regularly throw muesli at people during my shows and, at one gig, once emphatically and continuously apologised for running out of muesli. I don't remember a single second of any of this.
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
NCSI
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Yeah this was an immediate rewatch. It's just *all the blood.*
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Oh man it's so good. I might watch it again tonight.
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
media.tenor.com
a computer monitor displays a screen that says feed eggs on it
ALT: a computer monitor displays a screen that says feed eggs on it
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Tell him that sticks and stones may break my bones and also so will eggs I have osteoporosis
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I'm done with Denny you can have him
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Charles E Cheese ha aha
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Denny's
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Bleed by Meshuggah, without question.
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
It was incredibly stupid but wonderful
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Nic Cage Against the Machine exist too. Exactly the same songs just fronted by a Nic Cage impersonator. Flawless.
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
The last two books I read, The Good Soldier Svejk by Jaroslev Hasek and Kafka's The Castle, didn't actually finish due to author illness. To have that happen twice in a row without knowing in advance is wild. What other great unfinished works have you read? And did it annoy you or add to it?
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
My wife got me flowers for valentine's day specifically so she could quote The Room at me, and I've never been more in love.
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Tigran Hamasyan literally never misses Jesus Christ this album
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Just finished Kafka's The Castle. On the one hand, finishing a book halfway through a sentence is the exact thing I'd do to annoy everyone else as much as possible, so full marks. On the other hand, I
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
It's more or less every instrument I use
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I'll manage but I'll be very sad and they DO NOT WANT THAT NOISE
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
It'll
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I will
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I swear to any deity listening if my NI products stop working I'll
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Wait what
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Like, it literally does not stop with ridiculous polyrhythms for one second. It's super minimal and efficient and weirdly beautiful and impressive. And it is basically one piece of music. You can probably do anything to it except have sex because you'll end up falling over and cumming up a wall.
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
This is very niche but If you love a good polyrhythm in music, one of the best albums of the last five years is Oavette LP by Oavette. For an album with very few obvious melodies, it stays insanely compelling and addictive the whole way through.
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I think that's exactly it, it's not the "every day" it's the "oh fuck it's a 'special occasion' and I'm 8 in
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Didn't touch a drink all last year and it definitely helped my brain and budget. Great call man.
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
They fucked up not calling capybaras Guinea Bigs
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Who do I have to petition to make "Bertie" short for "Bertrude"?
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