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Adam Felman

@adamfelman.bsky.social
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Writer of words, MC of also words, musician of music, dog dad of dogs, person of people.

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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
There's a lot of things to dislike and question in #TheGreatADHDMyth. I refuse to give them the outrage they're after. However, its most egregious error is in trying to debunk ADHD as a "subjective" condition using subjective methods like "I took the medication and only feel 75% me."
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You've Midnight Run your last Dexy
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
There can be no further Muppets content until Tim Robinson is the only human in a Muppet movie and no one can even tell he's not one of them. I didn't make this rule.
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Very proud of this. It's one of the best beats I've made, has some of the daftest lyrics, and @sinistercinemastudios.art knocked the visuals out of the park. Do feel free to check it out and share it.
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Selected Ambien Twerks
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
New video. Coming soon.
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
If Jeff and Coach's conversation at the end of #Survivor50 didn't deliberately end on a perfect haiku, then it was one of the happiest accidents I've seen on TV. "The tribe has spoken. Pleasure having you out here." "See you guys, good luck." Just outstanding in the context.
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Sometimes, you get a bird's eye view of yourself. Just found out that I used to regularly throw muesli at people during my shows and, at one gig, once emphatically and continuously apologised for running out of muesli. I don't remember a single second of any of this.
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Bleed by Meshuggah, without question.
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
The last two books I read, The Good Soldier Svejk by Jaroslev Hasek and Kafka's The Castle, didn't actually finish due to author illness. To have that happen twice in a row without knowing in advance is wild. What other great unfinished works have you read? And did it annoy you or add to it?
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
My wife got me flowers for valentine's day specifically so she could quote The Room at me, and I've never been more in love.
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Tigran Hamasyan literally never misses Jesus Christ this album
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Just finished Kafka's The Castle. On the one hand, finishing a book halfway through a sentence is the exact thing I'd do to annoy everyone else as much as possible, so full marks. On the other hand, I
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
This is very niche but If you love a good polyrhythm in music, one of the best albums of the last five years is Oavette LP by Oavette. For an album with very few obvious melodies, it stays insanely compelling and addictive the whole way through.
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
They fucked up not calling capybaras Guinea Bigs
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Who do I have to petition to make "Bertie" short for "Bertrude"?
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
One of the greatest losses to pop culture is that O'Shea Jackson Jr. does not perform under the name Twice Cube
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Banging satire in the vein of Catch-22. Go. I know the world is a little beyond satire at this point but I need some inspiration.
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I heard one about Tantalus but I just didn't get it
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I'm convinced that Tommy Wiseau would completely unironically be the best and only choice to play Elon Musk in the inevitable biopic.
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
@jameshamilton.bsky.social needs to go here and atone for what he's done
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Pick one: You're the most successful rapper in the world but your voice becomes a tuba during every normal conversation you have Or You have a completely normal life but everyone else has Westside Gunn's voice
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I checked and fuck Nazis still.
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I started trying to write fiction today. My goal is always to kick off with the worst line I can think of and work to salvage it. I'm probably not cut out for this.
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Anyone got tips on training for an ultra marathon? Apart from don't do it.
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Norway is beautiful. I nearly didn't come back.
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
It's 2024. Grow up. They're not "gingerbread men." They're gingerbredrens.
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
And the Snowman brings the snow Andy Kaufman brings the Kauf
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED BY ME?" Maximum, Gladiators
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Oh look it's more Lindsay Lohan Christmas: Falling for Christmas Ski lodge owner abducts and brainwashes amnesiac heiress.
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
First but not last Lindsay Lohan Christmas movie: Our Little Secret Couple breaks up then dates siblings and also there is Christmas.
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Yep. More Christmas. A Paris Christmas Waltz An accountant in her 30s spends her voluntary redundancy violates professional boundaries when she's thrust into a ballroom duo in Paris. At Christmas.
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Seems pointless, gangs are already incredibly difficult for people to smuggle.
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Today's important Christmas movie review: Fit for Christmas Fitness instructor leaves New York to save a small-town rec centre by getting the entire population of the town (10 people tops) to kick their legs all high in the sky over and over again.
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
One of the biggest mistakes in pop culture was not listing him as Oatmealio Eggstevez in The Breakfast Club credits.
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Christmas Movie review time: Hot Frosty Bereaved greasy spoon employee develops unhealthy obsession with animated water corpse. This is aggressively stupid. I really wish I hated this more.
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
LinkedIn-level smugness.
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I will be using this platform to review every bad Christmas movie we watch this year. The Merry Gentlemen: Ex-dancer tries to save her parent's failing bar by becoming a sex trafficker. Tune in for more Christmas spirit tomorrow.
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
When in Rome, don't as the Romans don't
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I am making potatoes. Follow me for similar insights about making potatoes. #nofilter
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Last ever Three Trapped Tigers show tonight 😞😞😞 genuinely bittersweet, I saw these guys support The Dillinger Escape Plan almost exactly 11 years ago and pretty much immediately became my favourite band. They stayed there. Now both bands are dust and it feels like a really inventive age is over.
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
You are of course getting a near immediate glimpse at my resident rescue idiots, Maggie and Mango. Anyone (including this app) seeking to distract me will be up against them. And Mango (the small idiot) especially will not stand for it.
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Adam Felman @adamfelman.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
So, this is Blue sky. *Whistles into abyss.* Would love to meet potential collaborators on here. I'm an electronic music/hip hop producer, loop artist, and rapper. Most of my stuff is deeply stupid. Some of it is stupidly deep. Sometimes I fall over. Follow for hijinks.
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