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Ada @adadadumbdumb.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Dear underwear, Get out of my ass. Forever. Thanks in advance, Me

Ada @adadadumbdumb.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Q What's wrong with this sentence?- "I had the opportunity to take out Charlie Kirk and I’m going to take it.” A The sentence changes from past to future tense.

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Ada @adadadumbdumb.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Can I ban myself from my own feed?

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Ada @adadadumbdumb.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Trump already gave China Taiwan. Bet.

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Ada @adadadumbdumb.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

As a home depot employee i endorse skipping a year. I hate well meaning dummies who can't be bothered with the inconvenience and deprivation true activism requires. Virtue signaling for social media is the worst thing you can do at this point. 😠🤷‍♀️

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Ada @adadadumbdumb.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

My version of 'summer dress' 🤷‍♀️

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Ada @adadadumbdumb.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Me- trying to stop saying 'guys' Everyone else- "bro bruh bro bro bra bro bro bruh bro. Bru bruh bra bro. Broooo." This is why I'm talking to myself on bluesky.

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Ada @adadadumbdumb.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

My autistic ass- 6 second mark freeze frame shows top tiers giving before bottom. Nothing to do with the poor forklift. Wrong place wrong time.

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Ada @adadadumbdumb.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Guys. I just realized. Facebook is Craigslist now!

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Ada @adadadumbdumb.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

I'm so shocked by the consequences of pissing off thousands and thousands of people. Cancel culture is out of control! -users of the Internet

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Ada @adadadumbdumb.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Stagflationary? Stagflationary. Stagflationary. Yeah. The more you say it the stupider it sounds. Portmanteaus are meant for jokes. This word should be used to describe the state of the English language. What is gained by using this idiotic word? Is it SO HARD to just say the ACTUAL words? REALLY?

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Ada @adadadumbdumb.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Too bad we don't recognize the court that prosecutes those types of things.

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Ada @adadadumbdumb.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

It is incredible how profoundly I don't care about a moon fly-by right now.

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Ada @adadadumbdumb.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Can we please get our shit together or just mercy kill the whales already? Choose a lane people.

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Ada @adadadumbdumb.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

You could abstain from Instagram. That would definitely be more useful than masks unless you live in Hong Kong type population density.

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Ada @adadadumbdumb.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

My brother's son is a more complicated and creepy way of saying nephew.

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Ada @adadadumbdumb.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Dude didn't go to highschool

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Ada @adadadumbdumb.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Why does watching YouTube give me diarrhea?

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Ada @adadadumbdumb.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Okay. I marched. Does anyone know where we pick up our paychecks?

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Ada @adadadumbdumb.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

In my state you're supposed to remove the lid to recycle it. So. It's going in the garbage anyway.

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Ada @adadadumbdumb.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Sir-"what if we Market it differently.? Ted? You have any ideas on how to pivot this product?" Ted-"we can look into maybe getting some tiktok kids hyping a greasy look as a new trend" Sir-"sounds good. Do that." And Ted did.

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Ada @adadadumbdumb.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

April 2022 in a board meeting about return on investment for research and development. Otherwise known as ROI/R&D 2nd quarter. "Sir formula 6-3b is still leaving residue. It looks like the experiment in using multiple cost saving ingredients might not result in a marketable moisturizer..."

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Ada @adadadumbdumb.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Dear Sephora people, Dewey Glow : greasy residue :: cozy : small house

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Ada @adadadumbdumb.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

I think staring and whispering "I will wait for you" to my young monsteras may be traumatizing them.

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Ada @adadadumbdumb.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

I have a six pack. It's just... those mini cans... And I drank two.

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Ada @adadadumbdumb.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

I don't like this kid. White boy gets praised for doing what black girl got disqualified for. Figure skating gives me the allcap ICK. SURYA FOREVER!

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Ada @adadadumbdumb.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

I always carry it. You should see a conservative's expression of "oh shit" when you pull it out.

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Ada @adadadumbdumb.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

(in response to my coworker's disbelief at my age...) "Is it my impeccable skin? My impeccable sense of style? Or my complete and utter lack of accomplishments?"

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Ada @adadadumbdumb.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

I would like to speak to your manager please.

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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

If you combine the word “men” with the word “man” you get mean and I don’t think we should ignore that fact.

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Ada @adadadumbdumb.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

If I... Wanna take a guy... Home with me tonight,

If she. Wanna be a freak and. Sell it on the weekend...

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Ada @adadadumbdumb.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

SHEPHERDS PIE! Savory for the win

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Ada @adadadumbdumb.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

That's because he's actually a drug dealer with the best supply. Same goes for veterinarians. Lol

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Ada @adadadumbdumb.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

I hate to be THAT guy but proposing an idea IS a 'suggestion'. He is in fact 'suggesting' in his original post. I know it's nitpicking to get on a bigot's case about semantics but. hey.

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Ada @adadadumbdumb.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

I admit. I am intrigued...

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Ada @adadadumbdumb.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Wow. My boobs look a lot like hers. Wait...gramma?

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Ah, you delightful, empathic Gen Z ambassador, with your vintage jammie bottoms, oversized Stanley sippy cup, ubiquitous over-the-ear headphones and earnest social media postings juxtaposed with vainglorious selfies, how we love you so. Keep being you.

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