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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

turns out his wife's vagina isn't the only thing he can instill a dry spell in

A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Cannot emphasize enough that, for a sizable chunk of the world (and this becomes increasingly common the further away you get from the primary belligerents, either diplomatically, physically, or both), dudes like Hitler and Mussolini are just prominent former leaders of powerful nations.

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i'd have gone the halo 2 announcer route, but they're in the same neighborhood

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

My man looks like a cubist painting version of himself made that was made back when people actually liked him

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

We really don't talk enough about how the Supreme Court just wrote a whole portion of the Second Amendment out of existence.

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

the old adage stays true: it's not about the size of the cat in the fight; it's about the size of the fight in the cat

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

love it. "a coach gets fired in the middle of a game" is some 90's live action disney movie-type shenanigans that almost never happen in real life

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

it's only a pick six if it happens in the field of play; in the end zone it's just a sparkling defensive touchdown

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

And yes, most people who think about these things understand that this is all white supremacist dog whistling, but I still think there's value in having these people try to explain what unites "The West" every so often to make it clear that what they actually mean is "The Whites."

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

There simply isn't a thing you can point to that an artist living in Spain and a turnip farmer in Bulgaria have in common culturally without falling back on them both being considered white, and my (or Elon's) life is no more similar to theirs than it is to the life of a factory worker in Guatemala.

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"Western civilization" has always been a nebulous mishmash of a variety of different civilizations/cultures, many of whom—and a lot of people don't know this—have actually hated each other, waged war on each other, and tried to wipe each other out. See, e.g., all of European history.

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

One thing we really don't hammer Musk and these other "defenders of western civilization/culture" on enough is that this thing they're so precious about protecting doesn't really exist (or rather, only exists if its sole component is skin color).

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

He's probably regretting not retiring, but I'm not

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hopefully he'll open with his favorite Bible quote

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If I were named Kazakhstan, I would go by Stan to fit in better

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Lines up with his statement; dude knew the dictator playbook, and ran it once he was in charge of Cuba.

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

we had a whole show where the premise was people answer increasingly embarrassing and private things while hooked up to a lie detector in order to win money, and one dude lost at the end because he said he still thought he was a good person and the lie detector dinged him

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Castro spitting bars; no wonder our government hated him

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Come on now Kevin, you can't expect the New York Times to cover things that happened in *checks notes* New York

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

looks like our "things Maryland does" list should be amended down to just "crab cakes"

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

nowadays you can't even pantomime engaging in watersports over a fallen enemy anymore, because of woke

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

*Arriving in Act III of Baldur's Gate 3* "Wait, where am I? This city is way bigger than anywhere else I've been"

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Even if Jacobs and Parsons were back next week, I think this team struggles to make it to a winning record. They are flaming doo doo fire 🔥💩🔥

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

"Our bad ideas would work if people just ignored our bad ideas!"

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Just need to hang around until Parsons is back; then we can ride him and Smack to a series of 15-13 victories and an appearance in the divisional round

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I've been rewatching a lot of Avatar: The Last Airbender recently and I've come to this conclusion: Donald is the King Bumi of Firelord Ozais

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Drawn unerringly to each other, like Hancock and Charlize Theron in Hancock

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Broke: this story doesn't matter Woke: this story is serious because the President's family is literally being bought by Russia Bespoke: this story is funny because it shows that Donald hates his non-Ivanka kids so much that he, a billionaire, won't kick them like $200k for a rich person wedding

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It's no use Daniel. Once the baby starts sleeping more, they just send a cat to your house to start stepping directly on your trachea and/or genitals at various times between 2:00 and 4:30 in the morning.

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

"The most important thing about the sans-culottes is that they don't wear culottes" - The New York Times during the French Revolution, probably

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Given the type of people who tend to commit crypto/securities fraud, it's at least consistent with one of the regime's core principles: crimes of wealth are fine, and the only people who should ever be subject to the criminal justice system are the poor and non-whites.

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I'll speak my truth: this game was better than Roller Coaster Tycoon

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Hey now, you can't let Xavier McKinney get away with egregious penalties like *checks notes* being thrown to the ground by T.J. Hockenson

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

And then McKinney gets a holding call for *checks notes* bring thrown to the ground

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

With regards to the modern iteration of Family Feud, Karn walked so that John O'Hurley could run so that Steve Harvey could fly.

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I had assumed that Burden was the second biggest underperformer behind Loveland. But I checked the stat lines, and have a message for Rome Odunze:

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Shaq: I Wasn't Familiar With Your Game Apology

Alt: Shaq: I Wasn't Familiar With Your Game Apology meme

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