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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

One thing we really don't hammer Musk and these other "defenders of western civilization/culture" on enough is that this thing they're so precious about protecting doesn't really exist (or rather, only exists if its sole component is skin color).

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I'm sorry, is this telling me that we somehow had chocolate/chocolate syrup spiked with... Viagra?! Going to have to actually research this, because it both seems really unlikely and exactly the kind of shit that would happen under this regime. Poe's law-ass reality we're living in

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Royce White might need to start looking at overseas leagues instead of trolling the WNBA, because he's eventually going to need a job, and it's clear he's a juiceless loser as a politician (which makes sense, since it seems his only move is badly performed culture war vice signaling).

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Anyway, this was fun. Keep me posted if we find out Donald some the trophy; if not, we'll see y'all for Arsenal v. Coventry

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Argentina should be celebrating getting a shot off like the Little Giants after gaining their first yard

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Merino with the ol' Scott Sterling

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

also, i'm sorry, but if argentina play 120 minutes of a match with the best player of all time and fail to record a shot, they should be required to forfeit rather than go to penalties

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

$20 billion of taxpayer money wasn't enough; now donald is forcing infantino's fifa to give them a world cup when they can't even record a shot

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

this world cup ending with donald stealing the trophy after argentina wins on pks is the result our once great nation has unfortunately earned by failing to live up to its promise

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

not going to miss the breaks, but am going to miss saying pausa de hidratación

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

james bond coworker ass scoreline from argentina so far

Argentina with zero shots, zero shots in goal, and nine fouls 50 minutes into the World Cup Final

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

That halftime show could've just been Shakira and Electric Mayhem and everyone would have been happy

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Probably the least relevant part of last night, but as a dedicated hater of his I have to point out that Donald's speech makes it even more clear how much him admitting in private to Bill Maher that he lost in 2020 means nothing, and that Bill was a gullible rube for thinking otherwise

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

If Mitrovic shaves his head before the game, that match is still going on.

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

How do you say "dos a cero" in Bosnian?

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Greatest American Hero Tillman since Pat

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

This World Cup format is in desperate need of something akin to a Wild Card standings (or better yet, a Playoff Machine). Like, they're telling me that Ecuador is through with this win, but I had to do like 20 minutes of looking back and forth between the standings and schedule to understand why.

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Maxwell's Silver Hammer: A Karma Police Mystery

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

So, how soon after last night's game do we think an email went out from the Spurs inviting the President to Game Five?

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

This win probability chart is wild:

Win probability chart for Knicks Spurs Game 4, highlighting that the Spots had a 99.6% chance of winning early in the fourth quarter

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

After watching this game down the stretch, I'm buying all the "Wemby is a lanky French Embiid" stock you can sell me. MVP-caliber talent, but what can he do offensively to win you a tight playoff game late?

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Given last night's result, I don't know what outcome is funnier going forward: 1. The Knicks win in five, having only lost the game the President attended; or 2. The Spurs win in six, the President having so thoroughly destroyed the Knicks' good vibes that they never recover. A true conundrum.

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Wild to think that she was basically the consensus Most Beautiful Woman in the World at this point in time, but if she was coming up in the modern day there'd be a sizeable group of chuds obsessed with "transvestigating" her because she had the audacity to have cheekbones and a jawline.

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Broke: the President needs to be removed from office because he's a threat to American democracy Woke: the President needs to be removed from office so the country's 250th Anniversary party doesn't suck

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Fun game: pick nine acts that you know hate the President and would make a much better concert list. My nine: - Bruce Springsteen - Neil Young - Taylor Swift - Green Day/Billie Joe Armstrong - Eminem - Rage Against the Machine/Tom Morello - Jack White - U2/Bono - REM

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

I'm very interested in finding out if a blue tsunami would force MAGA folks to realize the bubble they're living in. Like, if they lose the Texas Senate seat, do they realize everyone outside of their unfortunately sizable cult kind of hates them right now, or do they chalk it up to fraud?

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Checked the NHL standings, and had to make a meme:

"The economy is in shambles" meme with the NHL asking Vegas, Edmonton, and Anaheim how their division doesn't have a 90-point team with four games left to play

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Given the case in front of the Supreme Court today, I want to make one thing clear: the 14th Amendment is blindingly clear in its language and intent regardless of your lens of interpretation. If you don't want a government that has it, you should find a new country. I hear Hungary might be for you.

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

dat distinguished gentleman welbz

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

So wait, since the Venezuelans beat us in our past time, shouldn't we have to give them back their President?

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

I wonder if the fascist chuds of our great-grandchildren's generation will try to do the "actually, Hitler was left wing" thing with Donald and point to, like, the proposed $1k accounts for citizen children as "proof" he was actually a socialist

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

After today's Tottenham loss, I made a meme:

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

A thing I think about a fair bit now: would the country/world have been better off if Donald had won in 2020? I think it's a tough hypothetical: on the one hand, COVID would have gone much worse, with way more deaths as he sacrificed our old and vulnerable at the altar of the economy.

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

A complicated thought I have: what we are doing in Iran is obviously bad, dumb, and illegal (AKA "The Donald Special"), but I actually don't disagree with the idea that were we (or any other nation) ever in a legitimate war, "decapitation strikes" on the leadership of the opposition should be the

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

in response to this morning's news, i'm afraid i have no choice but to become a panican

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

One thing I'd advise to folks: get people you know on the right to take stock of how they feel about this war right now. Right wing media has absolutely been doing some Iran bashing as part of their general islamophobia bit, but there was very little in the way of actual consent manufacturing.

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

live look at the situation room: (note: this is a hyperbolic over-exaggeration for the purpose of comedy; in the actual situation room, the person asking what good the wanton violence and destruction will do doesn't exist)

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Very excited for Chuck Schumer, who absolutely is in favor of this, to make a big fuss over nitpicky procedural issues about properly manufacturing consent and *how* this should happen, not *whether* it should happen

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

It's telling that they named this operation "Epic Fury." No "Iraqi Freedom"-style lie about doing this for the Iranian people; just "we're mad and so we're gonna blow shit up" (and in this case, the "we" here is honestly as much Israel as it is the US).

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Drink a bunch of wine and convince my wife I'm sober challenge (impossible)

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

US and Slovakia's jerseys are too close; we need third jersey options like they have in soccer. Let's have one of these teams out here in neon orange

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

A thing I keep thinking about: I think right wing media has cooked the brains of those who've been immersed in it so thoroughly that to a lot of them, Donald is basically GW Bush: a funny kinda dumb guy they'd want to hang out with, but who those pinko leftists they don't like insist is a fascist.

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

a wario of mina kimes named queena mimes who is also queen of the mimes is this anything

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Donald pardons three former NFL players convicted of drug trafficking (and one for insurance fraud, because game recognize game), but tell me again how he really cares about protecting US citizens from drugs and needs to blow up ships in the Caribbean to do it. www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

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President Trump pardons Klecko, Newton, Lewis, Henry, Cannon

President Donald Trump on Thursday pardoned former NFL players Joe Klecko, Nate Newton, Jamal Lewis, Travis Henry and the late Billy Cannon on Thursday.

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Found my old football cards. Very excited to watch the Dick Tuten-Butts Bowl

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A Cup of Squids @acupofsquids.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

I think part of why this administration has been surprised by the resistance they've faced here in Minneapolis and elsewhere is that as much as they are absolutely trying to impose their vision on the country with force, they are nevertheless susceptible to believing their own propaganda.

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

i am fundraising for the Immigrant Rapid Response Fund at the link below! should be live all day 🐋 twitch.tv/shaun_vids

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