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foxy moron

@actuallycerulean.bsky.social
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Meet me at the record store 30 | he/they | bi | NSFW 📍PNW IG: fatnsaucy

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foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 8h
Too many hot people at this Hayley Williams show
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foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She’s delicious
A cocoa dusted tiramisu in a white dish on a wooden countertop
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foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Garfield (2004). Not once, but twice!
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foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Something about fat bear week #tummytuesday
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foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Now spinning: Midnight Sun: Girls Trip by Zara Larsson Windows open, enjoying the last bit of summer sun
A pink record on a turntable and the album cover of a woman with windswept hair behind it
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foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you or a loved one have been persuaded by the bass, you may be entitled to compensation
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foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Buckle Up for Safety!
Alt: Taxi (2004)
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foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Foldable phones feel like the technological advancement of, say, a PalmPilot
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foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Our delivery driver this morning was a real life Boomhauer
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foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Yes, the rumors are true. It is my birthday today!
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foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Dolly 😭 my one regret in life is not seeing her when I had the chance. In 2016 she played the ShoWare center (not even Key Arena lol). Tickets were available for a while but I waited too long and it sold out. Then Cher, Tanya Tucker and Orville Peck were all canceled because of COVID
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foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
In my day you could tell by a man’s carriage and demeanor which side his bread was buttered on
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the bareback contessa (flannel season edition) @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i hope she knew how beloved she was fuck 2026
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foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
When will this dry spell end?!? (He says thankful tonight’s plans got cancelled)
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foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
#lastfourwatched
Letterboxd last four watched:

The Drama (2026): 4 stars
Harlan County, USA (1976): 5 stars
Sleepaway Camp 3 (1989): 2 stars
Sleepaway Camp 2 (1988): 2.5 stars
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foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The Tinashe singles, however, ARE hitting
open.spotify.com
Melatonin
Tinashe · Popstar · Song · 2026
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foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Idk singles just aren’t hitting for me this year. The Madonna, Charli and Olivia singles didn’t do anything for me until I heard them with the album
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foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A little creepy, country and fab
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foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Leaving the coffee shop and the barista says “have a fat… fantastic day!” Thank you diva!
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foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Post your lock screen
A woman (Brittany Murphy) pouting with her finger to her lips
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foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
#lastfourwatched
Letterboxd last four watched:

Nashville (1975): 5 stars
The Killing (1956): 4 stars
The prowler (1951): 3.5 stars
Matewan (1987): 4.5 stars
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foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
As someone who loves imperfect for you, petal is very sonically pleasing
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foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
In true Seattle fashion, it was beautiful yesterday and today it’s thundering and lightning. Missed you crazy girl
A man in a green shirt with rain spots on it
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foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
What’s gayer than being at a Hilary Duff concert? The trough urinals in the bathroom
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foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I did NOT miss Seattle traffic
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foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
So we now carry bath & body works for some reason and someone labeled all the backstock boxes bbw…
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foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Committing a walk of shame (leaving the restaurant with hot honey stains on my shirt)
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foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
My phone camera said that’s enough dick pics and decided to stop working?
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foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I was thinking Sabrina still feels slightly out of place on bring your love and then it hit me that it would have been the perfect Gaga collab 😭
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hogzilla 👠 @douchewater.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
donna summer patron saint of horny
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Brandon @gorillaxnerd.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Heat out here got me feeling a way 🥵
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foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Everything and everyone is actively working to piss me off today
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foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
ME / THE ALBUM ON REPEAT (Aside from Confessions II)
Here I Am by Kelly Rowland
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foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Getting all the family drama every few months is a reminder that if my living at home is the worst thing I’m doing then I’m doing just fine
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foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
No one: Beyoncé on a random July 4th:
open.spotify.com
MORNING DEW (DONK)
Beyoncé · MORNING DEW (DONK) · Song · 2026
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foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I was a very brave boy going to the dentist for the first time in 4 years today
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foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
sent from GUCCI SmartToilet™
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foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Happy Pride! (pic unrelated)
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foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I haven’t done anything gay this month so I’m going to a Madonna listening party at a record store tonight
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dr. nicholas @lostinmybedroom.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
add me to as many group chats as you want. idc if i know you. i just want to shove my iphone up my ass and let it vibrate
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foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Now Spinning: Ego Death At A Bachelorette Party by Hayley Williams
An orange record on a turntable with the album sleeve behind it featuring a black and white image of a woman
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foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
gm cuties
A man with his arm resting behind his head
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foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Let’s see what that Vampire Lestat’s been up to
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foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
June display 🌈
Rainbow vinyl record sleeves on display shelves
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foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I’m more tired today on 7 hours of sleep than I was yesterday on 4
A fluffy cat biting a wire
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foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The epidemic of fast food joints skimping on the fries
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Cunty Jack Skellington @beanstockjack21.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Oh wait, you meant like this? 😜
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foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Concert over and home by 10:30? More of this pls!
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foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Well, that Hacks finale was just goddamn beautiful 🥹
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foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Susan Boyle entering her baddie era is a recession indicator
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