foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Something about fat bear week #tummytuesday 2544
foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Now spinning: Midnight Sun: Girls Trip by Zara Larsson Windows open, enjoying the last bit of summer sun 0110
foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If you or a loved one have been persuaded by the bass, you may be entitled to compensation 052
foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 16/09/2026static.klipy.comBuckle Up for Safety!Alt: Taxi (2004) 030
foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Foldable phones feel like the technological advancement of, say, a PalmPilot 030
foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Our delivery driver this morning was a real life Boomhauer 030
foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Yes, the rumors are true. It is my birthday today! 11150
foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Dolly 😭 my one regret in life is not seeing her when I had the chance. In 2016 she played the ShoWare center (not even Key Arena lol). Tickets were available for a while but I waited too long and it sold out. Then Cher, Tanya Tucker and Orville Peck were all canceled because of COVID 170
foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 30/08/2026In my day you could tell by a man’s carriage and demeanor which side his bread was buttered on 050
Reposted by foxy moronthe bareback contessa (flannel season edition) @capitaloftexas.bsky.social · 25/08/2026i hope she knew how beloved she was fuck 2026 1473
foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 18/08/2026When will this dry spell end?!? (He says thankful tonight’s plans got cancelled) 060
foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 14/08/2026The Tinashe singles, however, ARE hittingopen.spotify.comMelatoninTinashe · Popstar · Song · 2026 050
foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Idk singles just aren’t hitting for me this year. The Madonna, Charli and Olivia singles didn’t do anything for me until I heard them with the album 120
foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Leaving the coffee shop and the barista says “have a fat… fantastic day!” Thank you diva! 040
foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 31/07/2026As someone who loves imperfect for you, petal is very sonically pleasing 000
foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 16/07/2026In true Seattle fashion, it was beautiful yesterday and today it’s thundering and lightning. Missed you crazy girl 2320
foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 16/07/2026What’s gayer than being at a Hilary Duff concert? The trough urinals in the bathroom 040
foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 12/07/2026So we now carry bath & body works for some reason and someone labeled all the backstock boxes bbw… 060
foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Committing a walk of shame (leaving the restaurant with hot honey stains on my shirt) 170
foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 11/07/2026My phone camera said that’s enough dick pics and decided to stop working? 390
foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I was thinking Sabrina still feels slightly out of place on bring your love and then it hit me that it would have been the perfect Gaga collab 😭 130
Reposted by foxy moronhogzilla 👠 @douchewater.bsky.social · 11/07/2026donna summer patron saint of horny 1112
Reposted by foxy moronBrandon @gorillaxnerd.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Heat out here got me feeling a way 🥵 715315
foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Everything and everyone is actively working to piss me off today 030
foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 06/07/2026ME / THE ALBUM ON REPEAT (Aside from Confessions II) 2110
foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Getting all the family drama every few months is a reminder that if my living at home is the worst thing I’m doing then I’m doing just fine 040
foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 04/07/2026No one: Beyoncé on a random July 4th:open.spotify.comMORNING DEW (DONK)Beyoncé · MORNING DEW (DONK) · Song · 2026 060
foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I was a very brave boy going to the dentist for the first time in 4 years today 180
foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I haven’t done anything gay this month so I’m going to a Madonna listening party at a record store tonight 1110
Reposted by foxy morondr. nicholas @lostinmybedroom.bsky.social · 11/06/2026add me to as many group chats as you want. idc if i know you. i just want to shove my iphone up my ass and let it vibrate 0384
foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Now Spinning: Ego Death At A Bachelorette Party by Hayley Williams 0160
foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Let’s see what that Vampire Lestat’s been up to 250
foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 02/06/2026I’m more tired today on 7 hours of sleep than I was yesterday on 4 0100
foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 02/06/2026The epidemic of fast food joints skimping on the fries 080
Reposted by foxy moronCunty Jack Skellington @beanstockjack21.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Oh wait, you meant like this? 😜 4365
foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Concert over and home by 10:30? More of this pls! 0110
foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Well, that Hacks finale was just goddamn beautiful 🥹 070
foxy moron @actuallycerulean.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Susan Boyle entering her baddie era is a recession indicator 071