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Jarphreigh @actualjeff.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

YES: Going for a walk is a healthy way to clear your head and relieve stress BUT: Children with airsoft rifles shooting me

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Jarphreigh @actualjeff.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Was at a comic shop today and overheard a TTRPG session where one of the players was asking some clarifying questions, and the GM just goes "You take 5 damage! You take 5 damage from smashing into the wall, cause you're a FUCKING IDIOT". He wasn't in character roleplaying, he was making a ruling.

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Jarphreigh @actualjeff.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Maybe death's aim is off, or maybe they just have impeccable taste. I don't know if the eternal void is ready for this much bravado. RIP Tim Curry

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Jarphreigh @actualjeff.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I don't know what comes after if anything but I hope she's somewhere nice where even the cats and dogs are literate. RIP Dolly

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Jarphreigh @actualjeff.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

"Handles like a dream" so nonsensically veering off in unpredictable directions switching genres in the process?

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Jarphreigh @actualjeff.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

walking through crop fields one of which hosts white fur coats with blue highlights evenly spaced in an array I notice her in my peripheral making my way to the road I hear her footsteps synchronize with mine ... "I can hear you" I telegraph ...

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Jarphreigh @actualjeff.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

turn based strategy vs real time strategy = texting vs calling

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Jarphreigh @actualjeff.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

One of my dreams took the sudden unexpected turn of being a christmas special and my brain just changed the channel

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Jarphreigh @actualjeff.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Tall friends! Be careful hoisting up your britches! There be poison in them leggings! One leg at a time people!

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Jarphreigh @actualjeff.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Until someone scores a hat trick and then they all end up on the ice Seriously though I'm dopamine starved, gimme a bendy straw and let me at those jellies

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Jarphreigh @actualjeff.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

One cool thing about Hyperion is that far into the future long after Earth has ceased to exist, the Anne of Green Gables books are still circulating

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OpenMedia @openmedia.org · 13/08/2026

⏰LAST CHANCE to fix #BillC22! It threatens 🇨🇦’ rights, #encryption, and privacy. Tell senators to reform it: openmedia.org/ReformC22-bsky The bill will require digital services to retain metadata for 6 months and enable secret orders forcing apps, messaging services, and others to build backdoors!

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Jarphreigh @actualjeff.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

This present peaceful narrow moment is good, it's the bigger quieter wider underlying moment that's being a dick

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Jarphreigh @actualjeff.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Woke up to a cricket on my kitchen floor. Put the little guy outside but now I'm wishing I kept him around as I have a lot of bad jokes to tell my wife today.

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Jarphreigh @actualjeff.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Really digging this city builder game Against the Storm. At first glance I thought they were going for a warcraft art style with the chonky buildings, but now that I'm in it I see they're aiming for Jim Henson's Dark Crystal. Great moody atmosphere amd soundtrack. Chill but crunchy mechanics.

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Jarphreigh @actualjeff.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Granola bar, give me the strength to prepare a proper meal

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Conor Curtis @conorcurtis.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Dear friends in Québec: this seems like a good reason for a protest: www.ctvnews.ca/calgary/arti... "Montreal connection... Greenland Energy announced last month that it had entered into an agreement with Desgagnés to handle the marine transport." #Montréal #Québec

ctvnews.ca

'Massive operation': Canadian driller, shipper enlisted to help tap Greenland oil

The promotional video shows a small creek trickling through a mossy patch in an otherwise brown, barren landscape, icebergs looming just offshore.

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Jarphreigh @actualjeff.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I hope there's a thunderstorm later so I can go have a shower and pretend I'm in a shampoo FOR MEN commercial

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Jarphreigh @actualjeff.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

It's so humid that my straw hat is turning back into green grass

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Jarphreigh @actualjeff.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Learning to love and accept yourself shouldn't be more difficult than forging a white supremicist political lobbying movement AND YET

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Jarphreigh @actualjeff.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

The notable absence of a thunderstorm's razzle dazzle has made this summer a real humiditease

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Jarphreigh @actualjeff.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Morning cat studies. Wasted far too many (~20) years not drawing from burnout. Feels good to be back

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Jarphreigh @actualjeff.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Would've bought that bag of half-rotten clementines at Costco if I knew Poilievre was coming to town

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Jarphreigh @actualjeff.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Maybe it'll get too hot and on fire to even build the data centres

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Jarphreigh @actualjeff.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Thought I heard mice skittering in the walls but thankfully it was just a GIANT SPIDER behind my Big Lebowski poster. Named him Wallter and put him out back to eat the more annoying bugs

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Jarphreigh @actualjeff.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Doing kintsugi to mend my broken spirit but with peanut butter

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Jarphreigh @actualjeff.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Just did a stupid from storing dead batteries in tupperware in a humid room and got a bit woozy from the battery fart that escaped when I opened it. I'm fine after sitting outside and drinking water but it was my least favourite way to get high. Don't be like me

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Jarphreigh @actualjeff.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Just had a dream character call me out as being "anti-picadilly" for not putting in my due dilligence to understand something or hone a skill, but I looked it up and "anti-picadilly" isn't a real term. To be fair I only checked like 2 websites and gave up so idk maybe they're right.

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Jarphreigh @actualjeff.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I want the opposite of targeted ads. I want to hear all about the weird niche products and services that I'll never have a use for in a million years but is absolutely essential to people I'll never meet in real life.

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Jarphreigh @actualjeff.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

thought my cat just had a cold and was constipated, but now he needs a biopsy fuck cancer and fuck the way that the ritual of money rears its ugly head in our most vulnerable moments what the fuck are we doing?

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Jarphreigh @actualjeff.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Uuuuhhh.... Settlers of Scientology? Where my sheep for wheat done gone?

Youtube thumbnail of an upcoming settlers of catan x linkin park collab

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Jarphreigh @actualjeff.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Just a 57 year old song about the air being poison while big industry steals water for profit

youtu.be

Townes Van Zandt - Lungs (Official Audio)

YouTube video by Townes Van Zandt

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Jarphreigh @actualjeff.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

The veriltical hinge on my oscillating pole fan just snapped down on the webbing between my thumb and finger and I've got nerve shit happening like it bit me on the ghost

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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

This is what Kamloops looks like right now while the liberals are building more pipelines and data centers

orange clouds of fire smoke darken the sky in Kamloops BC

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Jarphreigh @actualjeff.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Slowing the werewolf transformation sequence with compression socks

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Jarphreigh @actualjeff.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Not built for this. Sun feels like a tattoo gun.

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Jarphreigh @actualjeff.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

People who remember Body Break have a body that's breaking

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Canada Healthwatch 🍁 @canadahealthwatch.ca · 25/06/2026

Privatization is no solution to the health care crisis, CUPE reports. Find this report and more at canadahealthwatch.ca #CdnHealth #PublicHealthCA

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Jarphreigh @actualjeff.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I CAST THE INSIDE OF YOUR MOUTH NOW FEELS LIKE IT'S THE SIZE OF THE ROOM YOU'RE IN!

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Jarphreigh @actualjeff.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Really enjoying Widow's Bay, makes me wish Cavendish got a second season

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Jarphreigh @actualjeff.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Advertise your BlueSky account with a Simpsons GIF

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Jarphreigh @actualjeff.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

"'The Beaverbrook Art Gallery is recycling a controversy that peaked long ago. This is nostalgia for transgression, which is perhaps the most banal category of art programming imaginable,' [Conservative MP John] Williamson said in a statement"

narcity.com

N.B. gallery aims to spark debate with urine-soaked crucifix photo, Tory MP weighs in

N.B. art gallery features urine-soaked crucifix

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Jarphreigh @actualjeff.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Someone's going around dropping Falun Gong flyers on our doorstep. Although they have some legitimate criticisms of the Chinese government, they push lab leak conspiracy theories as well as promise magical healing powers that can cure lung cancer among other irresponsible claims.

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