Ed Schweitzer @actualed.bsky.social · 09/10/2026You got it! Both are good, in different directions 010
Ed Schweitzer @actualed.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I mean, I got another one, if you like modern AND classic. Peter Parker is struggling to be a hero in a world where he is unremembered, while Edward Fox is hired to kill Charles de Gaulle. How will this shake out? 100
Ed Schweitzer @actualed.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I'm glad this exists in the world... I just thought of a movie, where Brad Pitt and his combat dog end up in a plane crash that leaves them in a castle filled with enchanted sentient cookware and furniture. 121
Ed Schweitzer @actualed.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I'm not going through the 1.2k comments to check for duplicates, but i will say i thought of a horror movie, where a brother and sister find out their new foster mother is performing a weird ritual, while also slipping into a series of increasingly deranged liminal spaces. 100
Ed Schweitzer @actualed.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I've never felt ahead of the game before in my life 100
Ed Schweitzer @actualed.bsky.social · 08/10/2026To be fair, it IS a youth hunting event. How else are they supposed to be hunted? 010
Ed Schweitzer @actualed.bsky.social · 07/10/2026... and absolutely nobody should shrug this off. IDDGAF what your "politics" are, anything, literally any aspect of your identity could fit this precedent with enough convincing. Even if you're oddly devoid of empathy and humanity, stand by vulnerable communities or you're also fucked. 010
Ed Schweitzer @actualed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This is how I used to flirt...static.klipy.comExorcist Hospital Hallway ChaseALT: Exorcist Hospital Hallway Chase 020
Ed Schweitzer @actualed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026this is so incredible, and makes so much sense, and I love how we can always learn new things 110
Ed Schweitzer @actualed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026My skeet when I hit poststatic.klipy.comCrump Falling DownALT: Crump Falling Down 021
Ed Schweitzer @actualed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Wait, what? That's like giving a gasping wound another chance to bleed you out. 010
Ed Schweitzer @actualed.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Collinsworth is like predictive text for football. 010
Ed Schweitzer @actualed.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Bears just put on an offensive clinic in Carolina, while their defense tried to not get injured in between naps. 000
Ed Schweitzer @actualed.bsky.social · 13/09/2026You have to eat it without using your hands, for it to truly be a candle salad 011
Reposted by Ed Schweitzer onion person @junlper.beer · 05/09/2026i don’t think i’ve laughed so much at anything this year as much as i’ve laughed about this shit 16277321034
Ed Schweitzer @actualed.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Given a chance to pick two things out at the store, my kids grabbed slinkies and whoopee cushions. Guess we're doing ok by them? 000
Ed Schweitzer @actualed.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Giving this whole episode to John is a gift to us all. I could talk about this series for weeks, and we're only on episode 3. 020
Ed Schweitzer @actualed.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Introduce yourself with five artists you've seen at least twice Frightened Rabbit Tool Cracker The Old 97s The Suicide Machines 010
Ed Schweitzer @actualed.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Young man tries to regain his father's rare export business after hanging out in the desert awhile. 010
Ed Schweitzer @actualed.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The stories about Dolly Parton on here today are almost exclusively about the incredible person she was, not the incredible artist she was, and that's important. 000
Ed Schweitzer @actualed.bsky.social · 25/08/2026That says it all. There's less light in the world now. 000
Ed Schweitzer @actualed.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Lucas thought kids would love a jar jar. Illumination thought kids would like yellow jawas. History has already judged. 000
Ed Schweitzer @actualed.bsky.social · 20/08/2026static.klipy.comFor People Who Reply "What?" To Texts Without Actually Going Back And Reading It.ALT: For People Who Reply "What?" To Texts Without Actually Going Back And Reading It. 110
Reposted by Ed Schweitzer Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Getting all my political talking points from the comments of the pro wrestling subreddit from now on. 71103061856
Ed Schweitzer @actualed.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Or even "that was Odin, knocking over that glass." 010
Ed Schweitzer @actualed.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Somewhere in the books, Gandalf says that each is given power to their stature or something to that effect. So, hobbits turn invisible because they're good at not being noticed, but humans might get something else out of it. 100
