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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Draft Advice #MTG
Looks like you're building a draft deck.

Just so you know, the optimal number of lands is usually seventeen.

Also, it's good to have at least three mana sources for splashes.
A splash is when you have a card that's not one of your main colors.

Are you
mana-splaining me?

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dotr🌤️ @dotr.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
#deadlock
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Act @actrevian.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I took Boston to pupper school to get evaluated and look at their offered courses and he got described as a "sweetheart with some anxiety issues"
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v0xEvelynn @v0xevi.christmas · 26/05/2026
The Jinjo when they get their hands on Gruntilda
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Ghoul Beauty Leona 🔞 @leona-does-art.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
painted a rat token
#LeonaDoesArt #MagicTheGathering #MTG

a painting of many rats to be used as a replacement for the token card Rat for the card game Magic The Gathering
dozens of multi colored rats charge through a shadowy tunnel
smoke and light from above filter through a grate, illuminating the rats in streaks of light, as they bustle and charge forward
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Act @actrevian.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He sad about the rain
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Act @actrevian.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i dont know what i did to get my youtube algorithm to spit out a ton of videos of people renovating old trailers/buses/vans into mini homes/rv's but it was such a great call, i am enthralled
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Deck Police #MTG
Sir, do you have a license for that deck?
What are you talking about?

We're the Deck Police.
Some decks can be dangerous in the wrong hands.

What's the big deal? I just built a Gitrog Monster list I found online, and I made everyone watch me take thirty minutes of game actions with no idea how I'm supposed to win.
No one got hurt!

You're under arrest for irresponsible use of a deck.
Stop!
Let go of
me!
Thank you, Deck Police.

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Act @actrevian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I dont normally feel the whole "oh no im old now" thing in response to stuff but this one, this one hurt me
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Act @actrevian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
New developments in sitting technology
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Act @actrevian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
after waiting years for season 2, its already perfect
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🌮 Alacrity's Ghost @alacritysshadow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😼
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marika 🔞🪳🤍 @tsukumojuku.idcrisisangel.ca · 02/10/2026
good post
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Act @actrevian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dapper af
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Act @actrevian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
was waiting on someone to get back to me about if they wanted to go to magiccon or not before buying tickets/figuring out logistics and apparently tickets are all sold out at this point so i guess that answers that question for me
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Act @actrevian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am simultaneously surprised that this skit is getting used in a political ad and also that this is the first time ive seen this skit used in a political ad
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The USA Singers @theusasingers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mf’er is like Batman.
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MBT @mbtyugioh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh no.
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Tolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 27/09/2026
I have been informed this is currently the top post in the "hololive" subreddit. Now all I need to do is figure out what that is and I will be able to connect better with the youth culture!
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Act @actrevian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Brave boi goes to the doktor
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lete lyre@C108乙 @letelyre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
『転生したらSpiders Georgになって蜘蛛1万匹を食うチートスキルでなんと平均をめちゃくちゃにした件』
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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Act @actrevian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He likes the car rides
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Act @actrevian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I need to start or find someone who forces me to do weekend activities. As it is the only difference is that i dont look at work computer over the weekend. And i can already tell that shit is less than great for my mental
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Act @actrevian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The ferocious predator stalks his prey
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Act @actrevian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It brings me no joy in saying this but railfest was pretty meh this year
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Bondforged Osha 🏳️‍⚧️ @osha.tgirl.gay · 26/09/2026
Steel Ball Run is cool but it would be cooler if the winners went on stage and started singing an idol song after each stage is done.
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Rachel Weeks @wachelreeks.com · 25/09/2026
Doing research on Scryfall for a future episode and I realized: There have been MORE new Legendary Creatures printed in 2026 than Non-Legendary Creatures. I knew it was bad, but... damn.
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🐚 @bel-by-the-sea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it's time to go home #BigWalk
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Act @actrevian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I kinda really wanna helldivers again with a group but i have absolutely no idea who else would be interested
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ocatg | comms open @ocatg.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
bridget brisket brinket bracket bringe
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Act @actrevian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
in business act's life. Confluence is my new software mortal enemy, I hate practically every design choice they decided to go with.
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Act @actrevian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ok NOW i think i need a new shelf
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
you're either eating gas station roller dawgs with us

or you're eating gas station roller dogs against us
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Act @actrevian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I need a new/old frendgame to play
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bedtime Stories #MTG
It's important to me that I pass on my love of Magic to my Kids.

That's why I even incorporate
Magic into their bedtime stories.

What are you reading? The Weatherlight Saga? The War of the Spark story?

Rule 613.2. Within layer 1, apply effects in a series of sublayers in the order described below. Within each sublayer, apply effects in timestamp order (see rule 613.7)...

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Act @actrevian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Slumber party
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Act @actrevian.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I went for a walk to the grocery store and i came back to this
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 17/09/2026
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pho ⋆˙⟡ | VGEN COMMS OPEN! @rama-une.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#jamiephanart
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bͭaͥᵍeͤlͬ Joy ✈️ BLFC @bageltiger.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
When I forget I was cursed with instant testicular torsion after vocalizing numbers of memetic significance
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Nikes | AlexLeeDee @alexleedee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Celes🏳️‍⚧️⬇️↘️➡️👊 @rowletgameing.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Act @actrevian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Boston offers you a pumpkin, do you accept?
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Act @actrevian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
on one hand i have nothing to do today, on the other hand i have nothing to do today(negative)
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lyssa ✨ @lyssahh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Bridget!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
13-year anniversary of Subway getting really mad at us.
theonion.com
New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11
MILFORD, CT—Citing a wide range of deals customers will “never forget,” fast food chain Subway announced an exciting new promotion this week to honor and commemorate Subtember 11. “With a number of te...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/09/2026
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk theonion.com/report-you-to-be-fired…
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
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Act @actrevian.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Happy September 10th to all who celebrate: The day the Large Hadron Collider was spun up for the first time 18 years ago and advanced the field of physics by leaps and bounds. Why, did something else happen on this day?
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Act @actrevian.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Cuddlebug
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