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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

One year I swear I saw a pink pride demon dressed in bondage gear. I'm pretty sure that wasn't a dream...

Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

You know waht they say: you can't spell "pride month" without demon.

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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

I was under the impression smoked sausage was cured meat, not a meat cure.

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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Spoiler alert: everyone in Thedas is trans. 🤯

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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Trans Thedosians rise up! ✊ Unless your back hurts, then it's okay to keep sitting down. I get it.

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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

me me me me me me me Wait is this blood magic....?

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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Pretty sure I have seen Tarquin and Neve together at least once at Hal's.

I'm just kidding. The boss isn't my type.

I was just talking to Neve, and then somehow... *gestures wildly*

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I somehow feel like I need to apologize for *gestures at everything*

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I never had to do any of the cooking when I was in the Inquisition so I think that ship has sailed. Plenty of folks in the Shadows who'll cook for you if you ask 'em nicely.

Ha, can you imagine, Neve? Us. Cooking our own food.

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🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃 *reads closer* Wait...

Bread and cheese are a winning combination. Who needs meat?

.....I KNEW IT. I'm going vegetarian.

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How do you know they can't be blood mages? If goats can be demons, I'd believe just about anything.

Okay but what if the FISH was a blood mage.

No way! Do you think the blood magic residue burns off when he fries them...?

Things have been kinda quiet lately in Dock Town. Maybe I should start up a club or something... Who wants to join Krem's Chargers?

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Makes sense if you've ever met an Orlesian.

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Ahhh, Fereldan food isn't so bad if you put a lot of hot sauce on it.

If he gets them from the canal, what if we're, like... eating... blood magic goop...? You know, like, if it's INSIDE the fish.

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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

You don't think Hal gets his fish straight from the canal....? 😟

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If you start T now you too can look 25 when you're 40.

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If you're transmasc and you need a tired 40 year old trans guy to adopt you weeeeeell it's your lucky day.

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I have a confession. I am actually cis. To prove it, here is a photo of me with a fish which is a very cis man thing to do (right...?)

A selfie of a short haired bearded man who is me who is also scowling a bit, holding a fish toy.

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*glacing over your shoulder* That looks like a pretty old version of the Chant. Maybe you should pop down to your local Chantry and grab an updated copy from one of the pews.

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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. -Canticle of Transgenderations 1:1

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Reposted by Krem Aclassi

And the trend of you not knowing how to properly use a chair continues.

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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Contrary to popular opinion, farting is actually not magical.

Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

There's something about being trans that just makes all your jokes funnier. I think it's because they're fucking awful. Worst jokes you've ever heard in your damn life. But we say them with our full chests.

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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

it's nice to be noticed and appreciated 🥰

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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

Anticipating the collapse of Andrastianism in 5... 4... 3...

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Ah, so THIS is where Tarquin and the Viper have been... liaising.

So, exactly how many urchins does the Antiquarian have...?

*falls out of a Fade tear into a lake with a loud SPLASH* ahhh help i'm trans i don't know how to swim!!! ~glug~

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*casually screams as he falls*