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Krem Aclassi

@aclassiguy.bsky.social
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Still standing on chairs, 10 years later. Left the Chargers, joined the Shadow Dragons, started T and grew a beard. Life's great! #DARP Character & writer are both trans men. He/him only. Written by @vesaldi.bsky.social

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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Older than—? [Krem disapproves -10]
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One man charade @toomanythieves.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Old art #art #digitalart #fanart #dragonage #dragonagefanart #dragonageinquisition #theironbull #cremisiusaclassi #dragonagebull #dragonagekrem
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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I was under the impression smoked sausage was cured meat, not a meat cure.
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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Spoiler alert: everyone in Thedas is trans. 🤯
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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Trans Thedosians rise up! ✊ Unless your back hurts, then it's okay to keep sitting down. I get it.
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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
A picture of Krem from Dragon Age Inquisition, standing on a chair, saying: Throw me at transphobic people. I'll beat them with a hammer.
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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Pretty sure I have seen Tarquin and Neve together at least once at Hal's.
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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
*makes horny ghost sounds*
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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I somehow feel like I need to apologize for *gestures at everything*
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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃 *reads closer* Wait...
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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
.....I KNEW IT. I'm going vegetarian.
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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Things have been kinda quiet lately in Dock Town. Maybe I should start up a club or something... Who wants to join Krem's Chargers?
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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
You don't think Hal gets his fish straight from the canal....? 😟
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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I have a confession. I am actually cis. To prove it, here is a photo of me with a fish which is a very cis man thing to do (right...?)
A selfie of a short haired bearded man who is me who is also scowling a bit, holding a fish toy.
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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. -Canticle of Transgenderations 1:1
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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
And the trend of you not knowing how to properly use a chair continues.
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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Contrary to popular opinion, farting is actually not magical.
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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
There's something about being trans that just makes all your jokes funnier. I think it's because they're fucking awful. Worst jokes you've ever heard in your damn life. But we say them with our full chests.
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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
it's nice to be noticed and appreciated 🥰
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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Well that's... different.
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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Ah, so THIS is where Tarquin and the Viper have been... liaising.
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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
So, exactly how many urchins does the Antiquarian have...?
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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
*falls out of a Fade tear into a lake with a loud SPLASH* ahhh help i'm trans i don't know how to swim!!! ~glug~
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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I'd honestly love to see Prince Choir Boy kiss a demon.
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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Eyyyy as the prettiest trans man in Thedas, AMA. I might even answer.
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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
pineapple and black olives, let's gooooooo 🍕😀
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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
For the love of Andraste. I brought the wrong lute! This lute's for being a slutty elf.
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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I'm Krem. *points to name tag*
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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I keep trying to stand on the chairs in the Lighthouse but it's like there's some kind of bloody forcefield on them. Must be that damned Caretaker. How am I supposed to get any thinking done?!
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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Should've seen Cremisius Aclassi, all feathered up like Loghain's severed head.
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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
When completed, the mosaic depicted Morrigan's unmentionables.
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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Flemeth the Devourer of Mythal'S Terrible Parenting Skills
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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Free moonshine! Miniscule possibility it's actually poison.
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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
What did Sera put in everyone's stockings for Makermas? Krem.
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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I feel like I'm being watched...
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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
You know what? I'm just going to set up a still.
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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I'll have you know I'm perfectly capable of being fashionably late without using the word "shit" or "ass."
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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
The "they don't know" meme, with the text that reads: They don't know I'm standing right here. Apparently.
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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Why has this been my mentions all day?
Wolverine standing in the foreground while two people make out in the background.
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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Alright, what color should I make these life-sized nug wings...? Hmm...
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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I wonder... would you like one of these, little guy? *holds a plush nug with wings up to @gustheveiljumper.bsky.social *
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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
The Iron Bull lost too many eyeballs for you guys to be they/them-ing me.
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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
You mean to say I could have let Spite take the blame this whole time?
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Kitty @anordinarykitty.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I only speak the truth
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Dragon Age Codex @dragonagecodex.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Fifty Shades of Qunari Dick. Krem slightly disapproves.
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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
*adds a line to his list of personal achievements: didn't get turned into a magical popsicle by the Winter from Tevinter*
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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Okay, soooooooo... who else has a well-stocked liquor cabinet?
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Krem Aclassi @aclassiguy.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
A picture of Krem from Dragon Age Inquisition, standing on a chair, saying: Throw me at transphobic people. I'll beat them with a hammer.
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