allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 19hHi! Can you share when your next themed submission topic will be announced? Is it around the first of the month or the 15th? I check Submittable quite often and always seem to miss it 😕 000
allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Brian Eno says the professor who I’m pretty sure was super unimpressed with me at Georgia Tech is the new Gutenberg. *I* thought he was lovely, and he had every right to be unimpressed with 25-year-old me. I also accidentally stole his early surrealist films DVD during COVID. 010
allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I remember the Hoveround guy commenting this on his own commercial on YouTube (but not his own account) about 20 years ago… youtu.be/kM6pEg_Ps9oyoutu.beHOVEROUND TAKES ME WHERE I WANT TO GO (ft. Michael Leland II RIP)YouTube video by blocko14 010
allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026It just occurred to me that Anthony Bourdain was probably the last we’ll get to see of someone unapologetically smoking on American TV. 130
Reposted by allison ⚜️allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Most will just keep scrolling. Will you? One like is one 🙏. Each view of each like is 3 to 5 floating basis points of a prayer medallion. Prayer medallions redeemed at par value are exchanged in kind for blessing tokens at a rate determined at the first day of each spirit quarter. 052
allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Eating all the edamame in one bite just to feel something. 010
allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026This is who you’re accusing of the Kennedy assassination, btw 020
allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Most will just keep scrolling. Will you? One like is one 🙏. Each view of each like is 3 to 5 floating basis points of a prayer medallion. Prayer medallions redeemed at par value are exchanged in kind for blessing tokens at a rate determined at the first day of each spirit quarter. 052
allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Me to myself while logging on to check my bank account balance: “I know you don’t want to do this, but you’re an adult now…” 020
allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Fun hands-on activity for all the English teachers headed back to school: have your students read Dante and then let them design their own level of Hell! 030
allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 01/08/2026And then YouTube was like, “I’ll make damn sure you’re never able to find this particular video again!” 072
allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 17/07/2026My stylist gave me hair butter at the salon yesterday. 020
allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 17/07/2026And given the history of the U.S., a Catholic political institution here is wild… 010
allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I’m not saying I have daddy issues, but Stu Pickles and Professor Utonium were hot. 030
allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026TIL: Keir Dullea is still alive, and he recently turned 90 😮 030
Reposted by allison ⚜️allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s ✨meth✨ 031
allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Braver than I am! I just throw it in my purse and deal with it later. Social anxiety 🤘 010
allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Trying to put change in your wallet while you’re still at the checkout counter should be considered an extreme sport. 140
allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 21/06/2026The aesthetic similarities between the Afrikaans ouma and the North Florida meemaw is a slept on topic in semiotics. 020
allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Me as a DJ: “Here’s one I heard in a JonBenet tribute video!” 061
Reposted by allison ⚜️allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Go follow me on Instagram and Threads, if you haven’t! ‘@allison.wondering’ 💞 011
allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Go follow me on Instagram and Threads, if you haven’t! ‘@allison.wondering’ 💞 011
allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Anatomy of a Fall is like…way sexier than it should be. 020
allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I think they all died with Hamilton (which I still haven’t seen, and…kind of don’t plan to) 120
Reposted by allison ⚜️Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Honestly amazing that: 1. The head of the FBI cannot protect his own merch store. 2. The head of the FBI has a merch store. 1333277
Reposted by allison ⚜️Jesse Walker @notjessewalker.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Last night my wife said she grew up thinking the song "Mellow Yellow" was about the soft drink. I told her I'd always heard that it was about getting high by smoking banana peels. We checked Wikipedia, and... 20526157
allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Critics and scholars don’t talk enough about how Humbert Humbert drives through Joyce Kilmer (Virgin) Forest in Lolita. 010
allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Me at 7am on a Thursday: “Wow, that was some really gross porn!” 020
allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 10/05/2026This is niche, but I was jealous of Joyce Maynard as a teenager. 020
allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Saw a kid with an “Est. 2008” tattoo, and now I kind of want to die. 040
Reposted by allison ⚜️stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 14/04/2026It would have been more believable if the DoorDash driver was Kevin Sorbo 0202
allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 08/04/2026It’s been a whirlwind, Scoob! I’m such a Southern girl 🤣 This was our view at Microsoft. 020
allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Just casually watching the Yankees game from a private suite… 160