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allison ⚜️

@acidrefluxus.bsky.social
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Paint-sniffing survivor from the Sally Jessy Raphael Show. Savannah, GA 🍑☀️🏝️

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allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 19h
Hi! Can you share when your next themed submission topic will be announced? Is it around the first of the month or the 15th? I check Submittable quite often and always seem to miss it 😕
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allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Brian Eno says the professor who I’m pretty sure was super unimpressed with me at Georgia Tech is the new Gutenberg. *I* thought he was lovely, and he had every right to be unimpressed with 25-year-old me. I also accidentally stole his early surrealist films DVD during COVID.
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allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Grilled Cheese for Girls ™
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allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I remember the Hoveround guy commenting this on his own commercial on YouTube (but not his own account) about 20 years ago… youtu.be/kM6pEg_Ps9o
youtu.be
HOVEROUND TAKES ME WHERE I WANT TO GO (ft. Michael Leland II RIP)
YouTube video by blocko14
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allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It just occurred to me that Anthony Bourdain was probably the last we’ll get to see of someone unapologetically smoking on American TV.
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allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Most will just keep scrolling. Will you? One like is one 🙏. Each view of each like is 3 to 5 floating basis points of a prayer medallion. Prayer medallions redeemed at par value are exchanged in kind for blessing tokens at a rate determined at the first day of each spirit quarter.
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allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Eating all the edamame in one bite just to feel something.
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allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This is who you’re accusing of the Kennedy assassination, btw
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allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Most will just keep scrolling. Will you? One like is one 🙏. Each view of each like is 3 to 5 floating basis points of a prayer medallion. Prayer medallions redeemed at par value are exchanged in kind for blessing tokens at a rate determined at the first day of each spirit quarter.
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allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Me to myself while logging on to check my bank account balance: “I know you don’t want to do this, but you’re an adult now…”
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allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Fun hands-on activity for all the English teachers headed back to school: have your students read Dante and then let them design their own level of Hell!
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allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
And then YouTube was like, “I’ll make damn sure you’re never able to find this particular video again!”
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allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Outstanding.
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allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
My stylist gave me hair butter at the salon yesterday.
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allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
And given the history of the U.S., a Catholic political institution here is wild…
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allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
As a lapsed Catholic…it’s complicated.
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allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I’m not saying I have daddy issues, but Stu Pickles and Professor Utonium were hot.
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allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
TIL: Keir Dullea is still alive, and he recently turned 90 😮
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allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s ✨meth✨
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allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s ✨meth✨
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allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Braver than I am! I just throw it in my purse and deal with it later. Social anxiety 🤘
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allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Trying to put change in your wallet while you’re still at the checkout counter should be considered an extreme sport.
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allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The aesthetic similarities between the Afrikaans ouma and the North Florida meemaw is a slept on topic in semiotics.
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allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Me as a DJ: “Here’s one I heard in a JonBenet tribute video!”
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allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Go follow me on Instagram and Threads, if you haven’t! ‘@allison.wondering’ 💞
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allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Go follow me on Instagram and Threads, if you haven’t! ‘@allison.wondering’ 💞
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allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I wish we had European summer in America.
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allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Avis: Now we know what *not* to do.
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allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Anatomy of a Fall is like…way sexier than it should be.
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allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Tim Kaine in the MEMBRANE!! 🙃🙃🙃
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allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I think they all died with Hamilton (which I still haven’t seen, and…kind of don’t plan to)
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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Honestly amazing that: 1. The head of the FBI cannot protect his own merch store. 2. The head of the FBI has a merch store.
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allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
What a time to be alive
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Jesse Walker @notjessewalker.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Last night my wife said she grew up thinking the song "Mellow Yellow" was about the soft drink. I told her I'd always heard that it was about getting high by smoking banana peels. We checked Wikipedia, and...
Wikipedia claims: "According to Donovan, songwriter and performer of the hit 1960s song, 'Mellow Yellow', the Coca-Cola Company contacted him to discuss directly basing the soda's name on his song, which itself was named after a dildo called the 'Mellow Yellow.' This makes Mello Yello the only mass-produced soda whose name is known to derive from a dildo."
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allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Critics and scholars don’t talk enough about how Humbert Humbert drives through Joyce Kilmer (Virgin) Forest in Lolita.
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allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Me at 7am on a Thursday: “Wow, that was some really gross porn!”
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allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
This is niche, but I was jealous of Joyce Maynard as a teenager.
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allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Oh shit, Cannes is this week 🌿
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allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Gen Z be like, “You look great for 19!”
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allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Saw a kid with an “Est. 2008” tattoo, and now I kind of want to die.
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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
It would have been more believable if the DoorDash driver was Kevin Sorbo
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allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
It’s been a whirlwind, Scoob! I’m such a Southern girl 🤣 This was our view at Microsoft.
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allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Just casually watching the Yankees game from a private suite…
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allison ⚜️ @acidrefluxus.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Thanks, Scoob ❤️❤️❤️
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