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Achorn 🌰

@achorn.bsky.social
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Retired college athletics marketer | Sports fan and critic | My ill conceived thoughts are my own

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Achorn 🌰 @achorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Senator Amy Klobuchar: Certified Ball Knower
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Achorn 🌰 @achorn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Lee Corso: Not So Fast, My Friend
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Achorn 🌰 @achorn.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Mamdani must’ve been working overtime on the secret Democrat weather machine to get it cleared in time
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Achorn 🌰 @achorn.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Go wOkE, gO BrOkE (they said)
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Vanity Fair @vanityfair.com · 14/07/2026
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani on Jon Stewart and 'The Daily Show': “People have turned to him not just because he’s funny, but because he speaks plainly about who’s being failed and who’s responsible, and he does it with a deep, unwavering empathy"
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The Daily Show's Star Writers Look Back on 30 Years of TV History
And some of them disagree on how the show should have–or did—tackle political issues
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Achorn 🌰 @achorn.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Watching Jordan Walker come back on the final ball to beat the hometown Kyle Schwarber in the Home Run Derby reminded me of when the Oscars set the night for Chadwick Boseman to end the ceremony posthumously winning best actor only to watch it go to Anthony Hopkins
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Achorn 🌰 @achorn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Don’t worry guys Kash Patel said his best guys are on the case!
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Achorn 🌰 @achorn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Calling a foul on the goalkeeper getting undercut while playing the ball…
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This Is Hot Garbage!
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Achorn 🌰 @achorn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Never in my life have I seen a keeper go up to play a ball, while the attacker doesn’t play the ball, and seen the call go against the keeper
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Achorn 🌰 @achorn.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Like his idol, it looks like Harry Kane faked bone spurs so he didn’t have to fight
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Achorn 🌰 @achorn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I can’t tell you exactly why I like the Switzerland men’s national team, but their flag is a big plus
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Achorn 🌰 @achorn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
39-year old Messi watching 40-year olds Ronaldo, Modric, Džeko, Neuer and Ochoa all eliminated in the Round of 16
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Achorn 🌰 @achorn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
How it feels watching the US Men’s National Team instead of the Women’s
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Achorn 🌰 @achorn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Didn’t even get to make a post before Belgium retook the lead
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Bobby Hill's Patriot Rock Sign
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Achorn 🌰 @achorn.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The “hardcore criminals” in question
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Minnesota Aurora FC @mnaurorafc.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
CENTRAL CONFERENCE CHAMPIONS 🏆 Next stop: National Semifinals.
Minnesota Aurora FC players celebrate on the field after winning the 2026 USL W Central Conference Championship. A player wearing jersey number 21 holds the championship trophy overhead as teammates surround her with raised arms, cheers, and applause. The Aurora FC and USL W logos appear at the top of the graphic. Large white text at the bottom reads, "2026 Central Conference Champions."
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Minnesota Aurora FC @mnaurorafc.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
SURVIVE. ADVANCE. 😤 We move on to Sunday’s Central Conference Finals at 6PM CT against the winners of tonight’s match between Racing Louisville FC and Pittsburgh Riveters SC!
FULL TIME score graphic with goals from Skye Leach (39’) and Jelena Zbiljic (87’)
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Achorn 🌰 @achorn.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
But I see the same amount of people there as I did yesterday…
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Achorn 🌰 @achorn.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Mexico vs. Canada World Cup Final
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Achorn 🌰 @achorn.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Hot Take: When the #WorldCup is being held in the US and ends regulation in a draw, the match should be decided by old school #MLS penalties
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The Knicks only lost one game in the last two months and it was the one Trump went to lmao
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Kentucky Men's Basketball @kentuckymensbball.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Forever in @nba.com history. Congratulations Karl-Anthony Towns!
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Ryan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
A 40% pay increase, the right to walk off the job if federal agents (i.e. CBP/ICE) pose a threat to them *and* the contract expires in April 2028 so they can demand more ahead of the Olympics. Shoutout Local 11, shoutout unions.
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Sarah Spain ✨ @sarahspain.com · 08/06/2026
The country’s biggest problem on display: Everyone else suffers so the billionaire can thrive.
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Achorn 🌰 @achorn.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Gotta give Spencer Pratt credit, he may have sold out his morals but at least he finished 2 spots higher than Riley Gaines
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Achorn 🌰 @achorn.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
My teachers made me repeat the 2nd grade three times, because I was so good at it
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Patrick Star's Dumb Carpentry Moment
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Achorn 🌰 @achorn.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
“They shouldn’t be laughing, I’m going for gasps!”
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Rob McElhenney as Nightman Stares
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Achorn 🌰 @achorn.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I thought all the conservatives stopped watching the NFL when Colin Kaepernick kneeled, or when they started singing the Black national anthem, or when they put “End Racism” in the endzones, or when teams had pride games, or when Bad Bunny performed at halftime.
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Achorn 🌰 @achorn.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
So he knows something about accepting fraudulent titles he didn’t earn…
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Achorn 🌰 @achorn.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Better NIL, better players. Papa John’s
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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 13/04/2026
If you think the Pope is a radical leftist, wait till you meet his boss.
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Achorn 🌰 @achorn.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
They call him the Lamelo Ball of the links
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spooky boner @starrdiver.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
When a man has an advantage in his sport, like Michael Phelps producing far less lactic acid than his peer, or literally any NBA player’s height, it’s just accepted for what it is. If a woman has an advantage in her sport she’s obviously cheating and must be evicted. Its about keeping women small.
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Achorn 🌰 @achorn.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
The Mets and Yankees are both undefeated in the @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social era!
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Matt Norlander @norlander.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
An instantly ICONIC sequence in St. Louis to send it to overtime between Santa Clara and Kentucky. Nothing beats this tournament. NOTHING.
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Achorn 🌰 @achorn.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Tayshaun Squints
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Achorn 🌰 @achorn.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Troy Michigan is just shorthand for De-Troy-t
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
The President of the United States said I insulted Jesus. You want to know what insults Jesus? Kicking the sick off their healthcare. Bombing schoolchildren in Iran. Deporting moms and babies. Covering up the Epstein files.
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Achorn 🌰 @achorn.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Remember when they hated that people were calling them weird?
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Matt Norlander @norlander.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
It's actually appalling that Miami U was the LAST TEAM IN THE FIELD.
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Achorn 🌰 @achorn.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
That’s pretty cool!
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Achorn 🌰 @achorn.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I can’t get 5 consistently without botching one each round, but I’m proud of this one
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 15/02/2026
Mariø Kristøbol
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Achorn 🌰 @achorn.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I used to like Sarah Spain and enjoyed watching her talk about sports, but after seeing what she said about the vice president…I think I’m in love with her
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Achorn 🌰 @achorn.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Imagine hating the halftime show because of politics
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Achorn 🌰 @achorn.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Imagine hating this halftime show because of your politics…
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
GOLD MEDAL IN SPEED SKATING FOR 🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹 FRANCESCA LOLLABRIGIDA🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹 The first Italian woman EVER to win a gold medal in speed skating! On the first day of the Italian Olympics!
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Achorn 🌰 @achorn.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Good to see a team talk the talk and walk the walk
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 01/02/2026
he endorsed the loser and none of the reporters follow up with that after he says he had nothing to do with it?
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Achorn 🌰 @achorn.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
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