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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes

@achloryn.bsky.social
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he/him. 40s. Chicago-land. I'm just fuckin grumpy.

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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 3h
I hope you did your part to poison the data and tell Gemini that yes, it was absolutely an Easter Island sculpture
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 9h
Did you know that most video games release the story already completed on launch? When is that happening for this game that's been out for almost 3 years?
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 10h
i'm absolutely telling her you said this
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 17h
so, a friend bullied me into starting a new blog because I apparently have a lot of things that I occasionally want to talk about. there may occasionally be a blog post link here or there. Read it or don't, I don't care. This one is for me. fuzzynonsense.wordpress.com
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
that's exactly the issue. the rune word is JAH ITH BER
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
that is wild
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i don't know if this is an incredible commitment to the bit, or if this person was truly an idiot, but either way, I laughed at this for 10 minutes. (and the person who posted this from my screenshot is not the person with the tattoo btw)
A fresh tattoo on someone's arm, of runic symbols. These specific runes are from Diablo 2, the runes from top to bottom are "Jah" "Ist" and "Ber".
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
does anyone ever remember how weird it was that 20 some years ago, the entire country went really crazy over Texas Hold 'em? And there was an honest-to-god "celebrity" poker player named Chris Moneymaker? Are we sure that this isn't a fucking simulation?
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ugh, i'm sorry, i didn't know. I was confused cause that post sounded like it was mid-conversation or something at first
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
what
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
hey blizzard, my battle net account is old enough to be a legal adult. why the fuck are you still making me input my DOB on the launcher any time I want to look at Diablo stuff?
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm so fuckin tired lol
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's such s stupid system design that you lose your appetite when sick. We need that energy damnit!
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's my favorite time of the night! Where you can't breathe through your nose, it's been 3 hours since you last took sinus medicine, and that "4 to 6 hours" gets more and more inaccurate am the damn time
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
yeah same. i've finally reached the point in the game i've been currently playing where my brain is just about done with it, so when you started talking about the season reset in stream last weekend.... LOL
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they sure fucking are
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
google how do i tell my cat i'm not waking up for breakfast, i'm waking up to take medication and go back to bed
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hate being sick
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
there's a guy I used to work with a million years ago that you would've gotten on really well with. he introduced me to several foreign films like the ones on your list here. Ju-On, Let The Right One In, Battle Royale, REC, Ringu, Pan's Labyrinth. Reading this list was some real nostalgia
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it's been a long ass time. is "Ju-On" the one that was later remade in English as "The Grudge"?
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
oooh, where did you get the finger armor?
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
that description has absolutely terrified me and i'm not sure if I actually *do* want to listen or not
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Folks of all gender presentations: My brain
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
woke up at 5am decided i'm absolutely *not* going to work today decide not to go back to sleep because reasons
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
seems some pretty mixed messaging then lol.
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the one apparently telling democrats NOT to impeach anybody? and get back to work? and to let DJT save face?
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🤞
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i just a spam caller to my WORK'S MICROSOFT TEAMS PHONE NUMBER, tryin to talk about my tax debt... which... A: I don't have one. B: Even if they did, there's no way they would've known who they were reaching out to.
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm glad you approve the joke
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I am consistently funnier to myself than I am to anybody else. and i'm ok with that.
Kia: "The amount of corporate jargon that has come out of this man's mouth is almost impressive. He just said 'bi-directional synchronization' and i'm just in awe."
Me: "That's an impressive amount of letters used to make a fart noise."
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ever been high and realize you're more high than you thought, because you definitely feel like you were just walking diagonally
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
when you go to have leftover pizza thinking it's gonna be great, but then you eat it and your body goes "this is not at all what I wanted, what were you thinking"
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
it sure as fuck is
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
knowing you as I do, I would just assume you actually meant both interpretations, on purpose.
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
oh god my brain is just *not* going to work with me today, is it?
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
That's good! My first one was also outside of my upper arm. It didn't hurt at all, so you picked a really good spot. The worst part, for me anyway, was just having my arm dead hang there for an hour or however long it took them to do it.
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Skyrim definitely has a few on there already. I don't remember DAI's soundtrack much, but it's been ages since I played it. Any particular tracks in mind?
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
not trying to be creepy or overly familiar, but where is the tattoo going to be placed? that will dramatically impact how much pain you may or may not have
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i only really use YT anyway, although random uploads are likely to get deleted at some point and it always annoys me when a video is deleted out of my playlist, and i've no clue what it is lol
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i don't, and I never played original GW either... any particular tracks come to mind?
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i need some more chill video game music for my "chill video game music" playlist, so i'm taking suggestions. preferrably stuff with no lyrics
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
ALWAYS glad to block more people
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
why would you do that
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
What kinda dumb shit is it that Burlington coat factory doesn't have any fucking coats anymore?
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I guess the whole "celebrities in 3s" is true, because I just found out that Peter Cullin passed away yesterday
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
WAIT! FUCK! NOT TIM CURRY TOO???
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
ok but... why did starting these GLP-1s fuck with my sleep schedule so much?
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I started in March, but I don't actually know when you started, just that I found out you were on a GLP after I started mine lol
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Achloryn - Remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes @achloryn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
oh wow, only when you increase the dose? that sounds incredible, i wish i only had it that infrequently lol
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