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Cassandra Nine-Toes

@acassdarkly.bsky.social
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Disaster transbian, githyanki simp, cursed by the Azure Bonds, and a professional unicorn wrangler.

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maru @koyamori.bsky.social · 18h
After I went home, dad sent me photo with added details. Me: Why does it have 4 legs Dad: It is a creature.
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👻Maly Boo Tails👻 @malytwotails.com · 29/09/2026
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I heard a Québecoise woman just say « Où était le Gondor quand l’Ouestfolde est tombé ? » and damn near lost consciousness. 🥵
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
GM’s partner pays attention in combat, looks up her spells between turns, is ready to go when she’s called… I’m gonna cry.
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There is, sadly, often one player at a *Finder table to whom you always want to shout “Just go back to D&D!”
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Playing Starfinder, the GM’s girlfriend is in town (we love her) so she’s playing a temp character. We’re in an undead strip club called Bonerzzz and in the middle of a firefight. Her initiative count comes up and she introduces her mystery character: one of the skeleton dancers!
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Okay Sauron dual-wielding with a sword and THE IRON CROWN is amazing.
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Charles Edwards is out here MURDERING IT as Celebrimbor but detractors will complain that some of the elves in Rings of Power have the audacity to look old.
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Galadriel in Rings of Power:
"I have come anon to chew the pure resin sap of the Two Trees, known to my people as Telperion and Laurelin, fashioned into being in Valinor by Yavanna to bring light to this world, and to seek vengeance for the foul murder of my brother Finrod, slain by Sauron the Deceiver, chief among
Morgoth's servants...

And the sap of the trees was sucked up long ago by the insatiable hunger of Ungoliant once Melkor pierced them with his black spear."
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
God I love Rings of Power so much it’s my Middle-earth soap opera.
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Happy Jacks RPG Network @happyjacksrpg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Join the child of Prince Ren and their crew of misfits as they hunt the remaining 5 Treasures of Rule, no matter what stands in their way! Catch the whole series of Pirates of Dark Water, a Cypher System #ttrpg #ActualPlay below! happyjacks.org/categ...
Cover of Pirates of Dark Water from Happy Jacks RPG Network.
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Luis @loosf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
 necromanceher

I've come to inform you all the Ancient Greeks
spelled Thoth, the Egyptian deity, as @w86

 zaku-too

hey, thanks! now die

 mornington-the-crescent

Thoth was the god of knowledge. So it wouldn't
be inappropriate to ask, ” Θὡθ, what's this?”

lord-kitschener

mmmmm don't like this post
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Hampus Flink 🐷💢 @hampus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In the near future the only viable, unshittified and affordable gaming platforms will be Linux machines without dedicated graphics cards, and that, my friends, is when point and click adventure games will finally make their comeback
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sorry everyone, I was in my own head after being in so much pain and needing to leave that it cost me my good spot by the stage. I was in my head for a while about that but eventually it got better and I had a good time in the end. I wish I had a better handle on things.
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They’ve come on but I am in so much pain I can’t really enjoy it. I am debating leaving early
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not gonna lie this concert has been significantly harder on me than when Castle Rat opened. Crammed in like sardines for a long time waiting on the bands to change has been hell. When they opened I was able to step back, but now that they’re headlining it’s been waiting and waiting and waiting
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Grrr I lost my spot by the stage. Too old, had to pee.
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It begins…
A VIP card for the Castle Rat Summon the Beasts tour. The card is red and has the Castle Rat logo on the top center, underneath is “Summon the Beasts”, then a crossed sword and scythe, and at the bottom is “VIP Experience” in white letters.
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If we are mutual I have a crush on you that is just how it works
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Nate Schenkkan @nateschenkkan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Also a huge thanks to @actualkatherine.bsky.social for helping me plan my Baltimore trip. If you’re ever in the area you should take a tour with them! The Lord Baltimore Hotel is both affordable and pleasant.
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you’re ever staying at the Lord Baltimore hotel don’t let them fool you: the chicken tenders are listed as a “starter” but I’m pretty sure that’s the biggest basket of chicken and fries I’ve had in my entire 43 years of life.
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
All the freaks are out again Watched you drag them to your den They all wake up at once and scream So whose mouth first you gonna feed? Cry for me, baby Cry for me, baby
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The invasion of Baltimore has gone successfully.
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
really is a motherfucker knowing that if dem leadership/seniority signaled that trans rights were worth standing up for, every single person scolding and berating about how this sacrifice just HAS to happen would 180 overnight to "we draw the line here. abandoning people in need would be cruel"
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Going to Baltimore tomorrow, very nervous about navigating transit!
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Man I miss Middle Earth: The Wizards.
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fuck him up, Salome!
Salome süß. Ich möchte, daß sie mir gleich in einer
Silberschüssel ...

HERODES lachend. In einer Silberschüssel - gewiß doch - in einer Silberschüssel ... Sie ist reizend, nicht? Was ist's, das du in einer Silberschüssel haben möchtest, o süße, schöne Salome, du, die schöner ist als alle Töchter Judäas? Was sollen sie dir in einer Silberschüssel bringen? Sag es mir! Was es auch sein mag, du sollst es erhalten. Meine Reichtümer gehören dir. Was ist es, das du haben möchtest, Salome?

SALOME steht auf, lächelnd. Den Kopf des Jochanaan.

HERODES fährt auf. Nein, nein!
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So fucking done with everything
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The phrase "you're not IN traffic, you ARE traffic" applies quite well to Pokemon as well. So many people are like, "I can't believe other people are losing their minds about this set, I just want a little bit!" Well, you're part of the problem too.
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I realize I’m probably in the minority and that’s fine but I always get frustrated when I decide to go check out some fanfic and it’s all coffee shop/university/whatever AUs. I don’t want an alternate universe. I want the universe of the thing I’m a fan of.
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Bailie @bailierosenlund.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
im making stickers
scribbly drawing of cow nanami from revolutionary girl utena. floating around her is the word "dona" 4 times in reference to the song playing during her dream sequence that episode
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Bear Claw Billie (1590/5000) @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
HEY THIS IS JUST A PAINTING OF A THEATER SHOWING COYOTE VS. ACME
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Keith Stuart @keefstuart.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If you enjoyed the brilliant folk horror game The Excavation of Hob's Barrow, I’m *begging* you to watch Penda’s Fen, a fascinating and disorientating TV play from the 70s - and this is the perfect way to discover it!
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vashito @vashperado.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
what is this, some kind of a dino crisis!? 🦖
artwork of Regina the main character from the video game dino crisis, drawn holding a gun with her back to the wall peering around a door seeing a pair of devilish deinonychus dinosaurs inside, washed in red alarm lights.
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I am gonna read it in the book after our session to see if the DM is just running it wrong, but if not then the Raum encounter from The Crooked Moon is the worst boss encounter I think I have ever experienced in over 30 years of playing.
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Why do bad D&D players always play spell casters?
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
That fucking wizard school is like cis religion.
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Had a customer ask for help finding a board game and I showed her Azul. She said, "I don't like that one, it's too complicated." It was very hard for me to not be like, ma'am, I think you might be in the wrong hobby.
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I like how The Hobbit doesn’t pull punches even though it’s a kid’s book. Tolkien’s like, no, I assure you, dear reader, the goblins ate all the dwarves’ horses.
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So I’m reading a copy of The Hobbit from 1977 and what strikes me most about the book is that there are ABSOLUTELY NO ADS. None at the front or back, except for a single page listing the other Middle-Earth books but that’s just a list. The book literally ends on the last page.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@talkwordy

Dear 30-something lady with
license plate M4M4BEAR: I am
sorry MAMABEAR was taken but
you have made a terrible mistake.
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
“[Elrond] comes into many tales, but his part in the story of Bilbo’s greatest adventure is only a small one, though important, as you will see, if we ever get to the end of it.” You’re the one setting the pace here, John! It’s up to you when we get to the end!
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Picked up a fantasy novel only to realize it is generated slop from the sheer number of em-dashes in it. Don’t fall for it like I did.
A hand holding up a copy of The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien. The top half of the cover is white with the text “The Hobbit, The Enchanting Prelude to The Lord of the Rings, J.R.R. Tolkien.” The bottom half is an illustration of a river through woods, with several barrels floating down it, and a small man on top of the foremost barrel.
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I palantír tirë palan.
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I aiwi tírar ni.
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hey friends! If you’d like to check out my friend Anna Belle’s music, you can give it a listen here. If you like what you hear, maybe consider picking up a track or two. That’s all I ask! byannabelle.bandcamp.com/album/mask
byannabelle.bandcamp.com
mask, by Anna Belle
3 track album
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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
‘You can’t own a game’ rendered like the old anti piracy ads
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I was playing D&D the other day and my fighter took a crit and the bard said “I’ll cast Silvery Barbs!” and the way I wanted to just strangle them… The spell is garbage. I hate it, I hate that DMs continue to allow it.
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