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Cassandra Nine-Toes

@acassdarkly.bsky.social
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Disaster transbian, githyanki simp, cursed by the Azure Bonds, and a professional unicorn wrangler.

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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 15h
One of my friends very quickly replied, “Isn’t that always the damn question?!”
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 15h
I was playing Fate of the Fellowship with some friends yesterday and one of them had to leave mid-game. As the owner of the game it fell to me to take his turns. One of his characters was Gandalf, and so on his turn I was looking at the board and said, “Where is Gandalf?”
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was watching a video that said “When Boromir tried to take the Ring from Frodo, he was in a trance-like state.” Except I heard “TRANS-like state” and my brain immediately went: “Of course. Get that Ring, girl!”
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In chapter 11 of The Fellowship of the Ring, A Knife in the Dark, Tolkien makes up horse fans by assuring the reader that all the ponies that bolted from the stables of The Prancing Pony went on to have very good lives. How different from so many horses being eaten by Goblins in The Hobbit.
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
(But seriously you look amazing in all these!)
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The wig is the power, thou art but a vessel.
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maru @koyamori.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
After I went home, dad sent me photo with added details. Me: Why does it have 4 legs Dad: It is a creature.
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Web 2.0 was a mistake.
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
BLUE WIZARD NEEDS HANDJOB BADLY!
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👻Maly Boo Tails👻 @malytwotails.com · 29/09/2026
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Lotr You Bow To Noone
ALT: Lotr You Bow To Noone
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I heard a Québecoise woman just say « Où était le Gondor quand l’Ouestfolde est tombé ? » and damn near lost consciousness. 🥵
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
GM’s partner pays attention in combat, looks up her spells between turns, is ready to go when she’s called… I’m gonna cry.
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Stop pissing and moaning about taking negative modifiers in combat EVERY DAMN TIME. It’s the game.
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There is, sadly, often one player at a *Finder table to whom you always want to shout “Just go back to D&D!”
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
She describes how she’s up there dancing and has these mechanical wings, and we’re playing at the shop so I have a small stack of dollar bills in my pocket so as she’s taking her turn I just rip it out and start making it rain for real. 😂
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Playing Starfinder, the GM’s girlfriend is in town (we love her) so she’s playing a temp character. We’re in an undead strip club called Bonerzzz and in the middle of a firefight. Her initiative count comes up and she introduces her mystery character: one of the skeleton dancers!
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Okay Sauron dual-wielding with a sword and THE IRON CROWN is amazing.
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“What have you DONE TO ME?!”
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Charles Edwards is out here MURDERING IT as Celebrimbor but detractors will complain that some of the elves in Rings of Power have the audacity to look old.
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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They Live: I'm All Out of Bubblegum
ALT: They Live: I'm All Out of Bubblegum
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Galadriel in Rings of Power:
"I have come anon to chew the pure resin sap of the Two Trees, known to my people as Telperion and Laurelin, fashioned into being in Valinor by Yavanna to bring light to this world, and to seek vengeance for the foul murder of my brother Finrod, slain by Sauron the Deceiver, chief among
Morgoth's servants...

And the sap of the trees was sucked up long ago by the insatiable hunger of Ungoliant once Melkor pierced them with his black spear."
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“I can’t believe they have Galadriel—“ Shut up! She’s an unmitigated disaster and I need to see her unravel, canon be damned!
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every one of the characters is an absolute fucking mess and I love them.
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
God I love Rings of Power so much it’s my Middle-earth soap opera.
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Happy Jacks RPG Network @happyjacksrpg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Join the child of Prince Ren and their crew of misfits as they hunt the remaining 5 Treasures of Rule, no matter what stands in their way! Catch the whole series of Pirates of Dark Water, a Cypher System #ttrpg #ActualPlay below! happyjacks.org/categ...
Cover of Pirates of Dark Water from Happy Jacks RPG Network.
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Luis @loosf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
 necromanceher

I've come to inform you all the Ancient Greeks
spelled Thoth, the Egyptian deity, as @w86

 zaku-too

hey, thanks! now die

 mornington-the-crescent

Thoth was the god of knowledge. So it wouldn't
be inappropriate to ask, ” Θὡθ, what's this?”

lord-kitschener

mmmmm don't like this post
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Hampus Flink 🐷💢 @hampus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In the near future the only viable, unshittified and affordable gaming platforms will be Linux machines without dedicated graphics cards, and that, my friends, is when point and click adventure games will finally make their comeback
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m sorry you had to miss them. Yeah I think I had a vision in my head that came to blows with the realities of my current health
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thanks. I wish I hadn’t been posting through it. But I got angry and lost focus on the show.
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah I just need to plan better for next time—but I fell into my own head too much about it. Things were supposed to be perfect, y’know?
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mostly because I could move and get water and use the restroom as I needed. But it was frustrating not being front and center like 20 feet from the stage.
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Leaving the main standing area and staying on the margins my view wasn’t as good and I was pissed for a while but… I dunno, it got better.
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sorry everyone, I was in my own head after being in so much pain and needing to leave that it cost me my good spot by the stage. I was in my head for a while about that but eventually it got better and I had a good time in the end. I wish I had a better handle on things.
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m so angry with myself
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They’ve come on but I am in so much pain I can’t really enjoy it. I am debating leaving early
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This trip has been such a massive waste of money
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’ve been here for two hours waiting throigh the openers and honestly I’m just… done
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The venue is also so much smaller, there is literally no room to move
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am in so much pain
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not gonna lie this concert has been significantly harder on me than when Castle Rat opened. Crammed in like sardines for a long time waiting on the bands to change has been hell. When they opened I was able to step back, but now that they’re headlining it’s been waiting and waiting and waiting
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Grrr I lost my spot by the stage. Too old, had to pee.
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yeah it was nice! They played Nightblood and Crystal Cave, we had a bit of a Q&A, and did a signing! Happy to hear you got a table—the venue I’m at is standing room only I think.
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I told them!
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It begins…
A VIP card for the Castle Rat Summon the Beasts tour. The card is red and has the Castle Rat logo on the top center, underneath is “Summon the Beasts”, then a crossed sword and scythe, and at the bottom is “VIP Experience” in white letters.
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I will do my best!
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*Vibrates enviously*
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Uhhh, drunk. Thanks for nothing, autocorrect. That is the shitty thing about AI it thinks it can answer these complex questions but you type “imbrella” and it’s like gee I have no idea what you were trying to say
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Also they make a pretty mean Old Fashioned. I may be incredibly drinkable.
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Cassandra Nine-Toes @acassdarkly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I may be a few drinks in
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