iain @acartooncat.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Girlfriend: It's not going to happen, take it off. Let's just play golf. Me (taking off my Tune Squad shirt): Ok FINE. But you're explaining to Bugs why im not match ready if it does LINDA. 000
Reposted by iainiain @acartooncat.bsky.social · 13/12/2024I hate the letter Q "OHhh loOk aT me iM so QuiRky" You're an O with a dick. Grow up already. 052
Reposted by iainiain @acartooncat.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Toasted sourdough is a scam invented by dentists to sell more teeth 011
iain @acartooncat.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Girlfriend: If you get through this one game of Battleships with me without making any weird Star Wars references I won't break up with you. Me: Easy. You first. Girlfriend: C3... Me: FUCK 030
iain @acartooncat.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Any of my old mutuals on here (or from the old shadowy place™️) have a fledgling YouTube channel or podcast? Interested in going into scripting online content and curious whether anybody out there has any experience etc. 👀 000
iain @acartooncat.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Toasted sourdough is a scam invented by dentists to sell more teeth 011
iain @acartooncat.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Wait i hadn't finished my old year yet can I get a doggy bag? 010
iain @acartooncat.bsky.social · 31/12/2024If you start singing 19,017 green bottles sitting on the wall at 10:17pm tonight your mental breakdown will start as the clock hits midnight 🥰 021
iain @acartooncat.bsky.social · 27/12/2024I'm wearing pyjamas under my work clothes today and honestly 10/10 don't think I'll ever go back from this 000
Reposted by iainRiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 27/12/2024wish my body came with a kickstand bc sometimes i just need to rest where i stand. 1017720
Reposted by iainiain @acartooncat.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Interviewer: Can you explain this space on your resume? Neil Armstrong: ...Yes. 022
iain @acartooncat.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Interviewer: Can you explain this space on your resume? Neil Armstrong: ...Yes. 022
iain @acartooncat.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Leaving my drafts folder to go down with the other place I expect my Nobel peace prize in the post 010
iain @acartooncat.bsky.social · 14/12/2024I have a super hot, kind, smart, incredible girlfriend so GOD DAMMIT WILL SOMEBODY ARRANGE A CLASS REUNION ALREADY I HAVE SO MUCH FLEXING TO DO 010
iain @acartooncat.bsky.social · 13/12/2024I hate the letter Q "OHhh loOk aT me iM so QuiRky" You're an O with a dick. Grow up already. 052
iain @acartooncat.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Magician: Pick a card, any card Me: (visibly panicking) PIKACHU 0132
iain @acartooncat.bsky.social · 22/11/2024I'm hosting a me look alike contest It's at my workplace Just turn up, they'll show you where your desk is 0154
iain @acartooncat.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Accidentally revealed i still have an msn email address to a bunch of teens today Pray for me 072
Reposted by iainiain @acartooncat.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Stay safe when drinking, always remember STAR: S - Start drinking T - Tasty drinky A - Am drubk now R - Rhow doacronymys works I'm drùnck 011
iain @acartooncat.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Stay safe when drinking, always remember STAR: S - Start drinking T - Tasty drinky A - Am drubk now R - Rhow doacronymys works I'm drùnck 011
iain @acartooncat.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Remember that one time when we all got into sea shanties? 3255
Reposted by iainRads @rads.bsky.social · 16/11/2024[being chased by killer] ME: *frantically pressing crosswalk button* 242102490
iain @acartooncat.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Got drunk and now i only speak in rhyme I will not be taking any questions at this time 063
iain @acartooncat.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Going to start pronouncing W as wubbleyou with no explanation Who's in 4194
iain @acartooncat.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Just burped so loud I heard my upstairs neighbour shout "wow" 150
iain @acartooncat.bsky.social · 15/11/2024The audacity of assuming I know how I feel Brother I haven't known anything since 2019 000
iain @acartooncat.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Girlfriend: Some people would say I don't need two bags, but I would say they lack vision Me: Ok...but... Gf: Sigh, you lack the vision :( 020
iain @acartooncat.bsky.social · 30/10/2024There should be a WAY bigger spelling difference between public and pubic 174
Reposted by iainYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 23/10/2024in order to unclench jaw [series of xylophone chimes] you must first unclench brain 2428
iain @acartooncat.bsky.social · 23/10/2024If I pee on an electric fence will I get superpowers or a hospital bill this is a time sensitive question 186
iain @acartooncat.bsky.social · 22/10/2024Lost my voice at work today Doing a lot of pointing to answer the more commonly asked questions 000
Reposted by iainiain @acartooncat.bsky.social · 20/10/2023*first date* Me: Well I have a dog, so a lot of my life seems like it's controlled by them sometimes! Her: Aw, that's sweet. Pets can be like that! My dog: *through my hidden earpiece* OK now tell her I'm a good boy 031
iain @acartooncat.bsky.social · 20/10/2024Had a dream in which I was late to a dentist appointment and then the apocalypse happened In case you're wondering how my anxiety is 021
iain @acartooncat.bsky.social · 18/10/2024Of all the "this will fix my life" products I've ever purchased, thermal socks are BY FAR the most superior 031
iain @acartooncat.bsky.social · 30/09/2024Deluded enough to believe my life could be The Truman show Yet realistic enough to know everybody has already changed the channel It's all about balance 🥰 041
Reposted by iainiain @acartooncat.bsky.social · 24/12/2023People delivering pizza should have sirens 0145
Reposted by iainiain @acartooncat.bsky.social · 03/12/2023 *first day as a pilot* sᴉɥʇ ʇɐ ʞɔns I uɯɐp ɥO :ǝɯ 0216
iain @acartooncat.bsky.social · 16/04/2024Went into my old workplace as a customer and an annoying regular customer recognised me, assumed I was working and got IMMEDIATELY rude with me. Oh buddy. Big mistake. 020
iain @acartooncat.bsky.social · 15/02/2024Child: What's your favourite pokemon? Me (only ever heard the pokemon theme tune): Probably the Mismacause 111
iain @acartooncat.bsky.social · 09/02/2024*first day as a waiter* Me: (staring at some plates) Them: ...what are you waiting for? Me: A living 000
