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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States

@acallan1.bsky.social
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Bio: An inclusive democracy is worth fighting for. Way too invested in digital board games & college sports. Dust mites & ETD are my nemeses. he/him My Sign: boost what you wish to see more of

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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 7h
did Cornyn consider trying during the primary?
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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 11h
as with every Dem statement, the replies are a fertile ground for accounts to mute to improve your experience on this website
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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 11h
sorry bro but this reply is some weak bullshit too
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Jen Bendery @jbendery.bsky.social · 11h
oh man 😂
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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 11h
we're all gonna boost good statements & not just dunk on ones we don’t like right?
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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 11h
most knew Trump was lying when he claimed "they're eating the dogs" but I'm not going to tell him since we need all the prayers we can get
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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 15h
when things feel extra dire just look at the coterie of juiceless buffoons waiting in the wings
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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 15h
daily sign tapping
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 18h
Once again I repeat - if Italian-Americans need a day, and sure why not, it should be Enrico Fermi Day. Fermi is the most influential Italian-American in the history of the world & frankly one of a few people who belong in the scientific pantheon of genuinely revolutionary technologies
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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 21h
Wow, amazing
Line chart titled "Hourly discourse about The Last Jedi," labelled as satire with made-up data. The complaint index holds near 95 to 100 from 15:00 to 03:00 Moscow time. At 03:00 a red dashed line marks "Ukrainian drones hit Yandex data centres," and the index then falls to about 5 within two hours. A small blip to about 18 at 08:00 is labelled "Backup generator," after which the line flattens near zero. The source line reads: "Institute for Correlation Without Causation. Satire, not analysis."
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Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 @maxdubler.com · 12/10/2026
Corporations publicly celebrating LGBT+ equality is a good thing and I am glad to see it coming back.
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Here are the details: literally any time, any place, any network.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 20h
Really unpopular things: -data centers -overt bigotry -CSAM -billionaires trying to buy elections -Hitler salutes -stealing people’s personal data -South African Apartheid -causing the deaths of hundreds of thousands, possibly millions, of children Fighting against Elon Musk is a political winner
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 19h
Just thinking about this as the state harasses Ilhan Omar over 40 year old paperwork.
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Elon Musk, enemy of ‘open borders,’ launched his career working illegally
Investors in Musk’s first company worried about “our founder being deported” and gave him a deadline for obtaining a work visa.
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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
the absolute funniest line to draw in the sand
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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 17h
you interrupted her beauty sleep?!?
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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 17h
did Lady look at your forlornly as if to say “you forgot about me again huh?”
the sad eyes of a dog yearning for maternal attention
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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 17h
movie theaters have been so confused by the mockups of this movie’s concession stand commemorative coke containers being so tiny
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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 18h
I’m trying to start the week with optimism but it’s true that you can take the boy out of law school…
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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 18h
Greek Ichiro is an old Mariners baseball player so you punish Josh’s wordplay appropriately www.npr.org/2025/01/22/g...
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When Ichiro retired, his records felt 'small' compared to the emotional moments
Ichiro Suzuki's career was full of hitting streaks, All-Star Games and Gold Glove awards. But all that paled compared to moments with fans like his farewell at the Tokyo Dome in 2019, he said.
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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 18h
the neighbors are glad you didn’t complete the task anyway
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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 18h
First Law of Digging Josh, keep going
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Your Scary Ad Here @cooluser354.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"The culture on X today is remarkably friendly and inclusive. It is a cheerful place." - John Gruber, Oct. 2026
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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
he’s so back
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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
ICYMI @thejtrain8.bsky.social
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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
gonna be a tough film session after this
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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
this is great but I would totally read a book about Disney Kiev
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Full of Bones Ophelia @opheliabelladonna.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word: 1984 Fashion
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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My sister's was George W if it makes you feel any better. I at least slept through most of it courtesy of my senior prom being the night before
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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
cruising over to see it
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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
undeniable that it has riz
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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
ok fine I'm on the Digger bandwagon now
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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
he better go inspect those Russian data centers personally to really grasp this tragedy in any case
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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
looks like it’s death then. anyway
Elon Musk
 @elonmusk•4/21/22
 If our twitter bid succeeds, we will defeat the spam bots or die trying!
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Gabriele Svelto @gabrielesvelto.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
I double-checked this on a couple of Xitter stat sites and it's true. Average views of the main AfD account dropped 90% and average engagement dropped by 60%. This is commercial social media for you: bots, damn bots and Russian bots.
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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
have Reichard & Stancil ever been seen in the same room? I'm just asking questions here…
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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"won’t someone think of all those innocent servers" has me rofl. lol, lmao even
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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
it’s never too late to get wise to their con, pass it on
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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
look at you, playing chicken with norovirus
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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
the absolute funniest line to draw in the sand
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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
daily sign tapping
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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
fly girls used to be able to make an honest living smdh
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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word: Where the Wild Things Are Not
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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
your people are a menace
Saints QB Tyler Shough with -3 fantasy points against the Vikings defense
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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
David Brooks when: - the GOP repeatedly does violence: I sleep - the GOP complains lib words are violence: knock it off right now!!
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Mom for Ghoulberty👻 @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
One side acts like Nazis and the other side calls them Nazis. Whose to say which is worse?
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Ragathiel @ragathiel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The whole article is like this for some reason. The very first person the article spotlights is a damned J6er, and I note they're really vague about who was threatening him and why. Also naming three men but not Melissa Hortman in paragraph 9 is pretty gross. It came down to Gov. Waltz to name her
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Alex @alexanotherone.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Still fully on board with my theory that authoritarianism is just an abusive relationship, it isn't similar to or like an abusive relationship it's just an abusive relationship
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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
word of your legendary caretaking capacity is getting around obv
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Rajan Narang @rdnarang.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Vince McMahon meme of Iñarritú's hatreds
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