Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 3hI just shuddered thinking about it. Like...Jamaican Ques exist, but...we absolutely do not need to be bottling them at the source. 000
Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 3hI'm not entirely sure any of us are prepared for Ques fueled by Wray & Nephew... 100
Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 3hstatic.klipy.comSaucy Santana Dancing & EnjoyingAlt: Saucy Santana doing a very demure titty twerk 011
Reposted by Ellisashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 09/10/2026if you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time 6458431249
Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I've always thought Andrew Garfield was a little odd-looking, but... the long hair works for me, for some reason. 000
Reposted by EllisMei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence. 49163095359
Reposted by EllisSbooks @bemorelikeharper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026If you live in an area with a Shigella (bacterial infection that causes diarrhea) outbreak it would be advisable to refrain from oral/anal or anal anything contact for the time being. 11815
Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I know the streets weren't rocking with RnB Spice Girls for real, but Holler went diamond in my African American Home. 000
Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The news cycle is very much just playing Mad Libs at this point. 100
Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I'm a nun, so this is none of my business, but y'all are really going through it right now. 000
Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Diarrhea in the produce. Diarrhea in the ass.static.klipy.comGeorge Lopez: I Can Never Do Nothing In This HouseAlt: George Lopez Standup Quote: "I Can Never Do Nothing In This House" 210
Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I generally enjoy Mike Flanagan's work, but I'm just...not at all interested in another remake of Carrie where she isn't fat. I'm probably gonna leave that miniseries where it's at. 000
Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 07/10/2026open.spotify.com/track/0tyEv1... This has been on repeat for the past two days.open.spotify.comAugustJaïr Faria · August · Song · 2026 010
Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I have fewer followers here, so I probably didn't need to make that clarification, but I still have Twitter PTSD. 000
Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The Love Hypothesis scratched an itch in my brain I didn't know I had. To be clear, I'm not saying it's good. I'm saying I enjoyed it. 100
Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I don't wanna press play on Lanterns because I don't want it to end, but the internet likes to spoil things 0.001 seconds after they air. 110
Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Wait...I forgot I'm too close to a breakup for Wheel not to drop-kick me in the jaw.static.klipy.comKickers Caught in ActionALT: Kickers Caught in Action 100
Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'm the wrong person to ask, sis, because I will hit play RIGHT NOW. I was just power-popping with Carly Rae Jepsen, but I can ABSOLUTELY take a sad bitch detour. 110
Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Chile...my vitamin D levels are ridiculously low WHILE taking supplements. 000
Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 03/10/2026As someone who is also taller than both of my parents for absolutely no reason, I feel seen by Shaquille Johnson. 100
Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I cried out all the water I drank today. I am not alright. 000
Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Finally watched The Hate You Give. I'll be okay by Thursday. 100
Reposted by EllisYour fave's fave @actually.roiskinda.cool · 29/09/2026A lot of folks either forgot or refuse to acknowledge a major reason Black and Brown folks have survived in the US is because of mutual aid. People are so consumed with not appearing poor that they are dismissing the tools that got us here. 07632
Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I say this all the time. The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders has a few terms for people who are unable to be socialized. The rest of us have absolutely internalized some bullshit. 0115
Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Not Black femme content creators joining forces like the Planeteers and dragging Amanda Seales by her edges. 000
Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 29/09/2026He makes his own butter.static.klipy.comThe Office: Fist Bump of RespectAlt: How I Met Your Mother: The Fist Bump of Respect 001
Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Now, why does YouTube think I want to watch Jason Luv's cooking channel? Maybe I do, but I absolutely don't want my algorithm to *THINK* I do. 100
Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Watching A Different World because I can't sleep, it's alright- I'm probably too old for drama driven by youthful impulsiveness, but I need all of Rashida's wigs. 010
Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Gray was my color once upon a time, I was trying to hide then, but...I might bring it back with better intentions. 010
Reposted by EllisAuDHDreadPirateRoberts 🇯🇲🇧🇧🪮♾️🕋 (Not quite a Bluesky elder) @audhdeepdive.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026 520950
Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I don't even remember the ending of A.I. Artificial Intelligence, but I remember that it absolutely wrecked me and I don't want to experience that again. 000
Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Laufey is like someone crafted a popstar for me specifically, but it took me so long to get into her because I don't listen to the youth when they hype things up. 000
Reposted by EllisJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit 3460301484
Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Oh, Street Fighter looks like it's going to be absolutely goofy. I might need to see it in theatres. 000
Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My brain refuses to remember that Sandra Bullock and Julia Roberts aren't the same actress. 010
Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 23/09/2026...wider than Victoria Lake...taller than the Empire State... 000
Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Amazon has been phasing out their fat bitch clothing for a minute now, and it feels like the phase is coming to an end.static.klipy.comPikachu Crying: I'm Gonna Miss YouAlt: Pikachu Crying: I'm Gonna Miss You 100
Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This happens too often on the internet and it's frustrating. We can learn so much from other people's vulnerability, but there's a section of the internet that seems more interested in being judge and jury. 120
Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Just heard a man call false lashes the "Angel Reese's" and...I kinda like it. Lolol. 000
Reposted by Ellis🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I’m tired of watching people be shocked that excusing racism is followed by class betrayal and expecting to be emotionally coddled If someone buys media or makes media that fires all the Black people or mocks them Their next step will be to undermine labor That’s the American way 321152
Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Adding facial hair back to Aaron Pierre was a really good way to get me to spend the episode whispering "gah damn" periodically. 010
Reposted by Ellis💗💙💜 @zerosuitbae.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026They’ll put a Kalshi ad in yo ass if you let em 25549
