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Ellis

@absurdspoonful.bsky.social
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"Am I also in queer media, maybe? Work! Let's both be there."

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Your fave's fave @actually.roiskinda.cool · 29/09/2026
A lot of folks either forgot or refuse to acknowledge a major reason Black and Brown folks have survived in the US is because of mutual aid. People are so consumed with not appearing poor that they are dismissing the tools that got us here.
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Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I say this all the time. The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders has a few terms for people who are unable to be socialized. The rest of us have absolutely internalized some bullshit.
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Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not Black femme content creators joining forces like the Planeteers and dragging Amanda Seales by her edges.
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Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Now, why does YouTube think I want to watch Jason Luv's cooking channel? Maybe I do, but I absolutely don't want my algorithm to *THINK* I do.
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Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Watching A Different World because I can't sleep, it's alright- I'm probably too old for drama driven by youthful impulsiveness, but I need all of Rashida's wigs.
A collage of photos including a dark-skinned, Black woman in wigs, most of which are primarily Black with purple and pink highlights.
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Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gray was my color once upon a time, I was trying to hide then, but...I might bring it back with better intentions.
Your Birthday Color is Sky Gray

January 11's Birthday Color

Color Word: Prudence

Color Code: #B0C4DE

Quietly intelligent like an overcast sky. You value deep understanding over surface appeal and plan life with careful, long-term wisdom and thoughtfulness.
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AuDHDreadPirateRoberts 🇯🇲🇧🇧🪮♾️🕋 (Not quite a Bluesky elder) @audhdeepdive.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
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Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't even remember the ending of A.I. Artificial Intelligence, but I remember that it absolutely wrecked me and I don't want to experience that again.
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Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Laufey is like someone crafted a popstar for me specifically, but it took me so long to get into her because I don't listen to the youth when they hype things up.
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
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Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh, Street Fighter looks like it's going to be absolutely goofy. I might need to see it in theatres.
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Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My brain refuses to remember that Sandra Bullock and Julia Roberts aren't the same actress.
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Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
...wider than Victoria Lake...taller than the Empire State...
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Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Amazon has been phasing out their fat bitch clothing for a minute now, and it feels like the phase is coming to an end.
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Pikachu Crying: I'm Gonna Miss You
Alt: Pikachu Crying: I'm Gonna Miss You
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Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just heard a man call false lashes the "Angel Reese's" and...I kinda like it. Lolol.
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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m tired of watching people be shocked that excusing racism is followed by class betrayal and expecting to be emotionally coddled If someone buys media or makes media that fires all the Black people or mocks them Their next step will be to undermine labor That’s the American way
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Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Adding facial hair back to Aaron Pierre was a really good way to get me to spend the episode whispering "gah damn" periodically.
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💗💙💜 @zerosuitbae.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
They’ll put a Kalshi ad in yo ass if you let em
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Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Neagley is...fascinating. In both good and bad ways.
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Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The balsam and cedar wax melts don't really hit until the temperature gets below 50. I wait every year for that to happen like..
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SZA's Birdman Hand Rub
Alt: SZA's Birdman Hand Rub
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Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Juanita's Chips became Juantino's Chips and the quality went down and something about that feels transphobic to me.
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ProfessorBLove 🇵🇸 @professorblove.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Close to hitting our goal! Thank you all so much!!!! CashApp: $BriHullaby Venmo: BriHullaby PayPal: brianhullaby@gmail.com
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Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You, Me & Tuscany is super cute.
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Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I've never seen Snowfall, but I...might watch The Drop.
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Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Let me send my mother some flowers or something...
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Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This wasn't perfect, but it's such an engaging read.
Book cover for Pritty by Keith F. Miller Jr.
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Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I feel like the store calls me a "Black Bitch" every time I have to order my foundation shade online.
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Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Seamstress
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Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My brain has randomly decided bobs make me look like Madea. Gender dysphoria is hilarious.
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Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#LRT Also. As well.
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Ree @thebellamama.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
🎶 Somebody loves you baby...IT'S MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 🎶
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Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Lanterns makes me long for the return of the binge model. I absolutely do not want to wait another week to find out what's going to happen next.
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Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I forgot how long it takes to soak off false nails. Send help. Pls.
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Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One thing I *do* miss about Twitter is watching Tyler Perry films as an online collective. The only reason I know what happened in any of his later films is because we were making fun of them together.
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Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
John Stewart's dry humor did something to me.
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Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I just learned what pheromone-maxxing is against my will. That's probably enough internet for today...
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Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Still.
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Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The media illiterate are absolutely choking on this Lanterns episode.
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Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It is absolutely normal.... ... ... ... ...if you're country as hell.
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Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I was never in danger of going to one, because Pacific Northwest, but the fact that white men refuse to let y'all have anything is hilarious. The internet, the Black side in particular, was having such a good time in those stores, too. Damn shame.
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Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Wait...I try not to get caught up in consumerist silliness, but... that Avengers: Endgame Popcorn bucket is calling my name. Judge me if you must, but please know it's not as much as I'm judging myself.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/08/2026
here is the thing. if you tell me that you believe that race is a biological category and that it is a guide to the objective superiority and inferiority of groups of people, i am not calling you a racist to *insult* you, i am calling you a racist because it best describes your beliefs.
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💜 Big 💚 Roux 💛 @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 21/08/2026
Hey yall! Can we help Meela out? It’s never a good time to struggle, but back to school time is the worst.
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Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I really have no business quoting Real Housewives as much as I do for someone who doesn't watch the show. Gays, y'all did this to me.
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Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Hope Tala's Hope Handwritten is AN ALBUM, okay? AN. ALBUM. That young lady wrote her entire ass off.
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Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
And we're back on fire watch. I know the chances of a major fire happening again are VERY slim, but I am absolutely not going to exhale until it's over.
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Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Pacifica's Sugared Apricot is such an inexpensive perfume but I get so many compliment when I wear it (especially with the eos jasmine peach lotion).
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Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Lanterns seems super compelling. But...to be fair...between Mrs. Davis and Watchmen Damon Lindelof automatically gets at least three episodes from me.
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Ellis @absurdspoonful.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Janet really gave us (me, specifically) so much when she said, "Didn't quite hit the note, that wasn't such a good time". It's a daily part of my internal dialogue.
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