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Absorbine Sr

@absorbinesr.bsky.social
140 followers 243 following 611 posts

Born on the East Coast, hit my stride on the West Coast, now moldering in the Midwest. Medical guy, dad, wiggity wiggity wack.

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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bedlam! It was absolute bedlam after the walk-off single. #Brewers #Chourio
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Black Crowes… has anyone ever addressed the redundancy of that band name? Were they really concerned we might get them confused with crows of another color? And which color might that be, hmm?
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just once I’d like to see an NFL player celebrate a touchdown by pretending to unplug an EV and close the charging port.
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Seeing Kyle Harrison strike out Schwarber kinda compensated for the first 7 Brewers striking out (and for the run that KH subsequently gave up). Get back on that horse Kyle! #Brewers
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You know who’s been in some great movies? Harrison Ford. I don’t think he gets enough credit.
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is tragic. My understanding is that he’d fled the UK specifically to get away from Harry and Megs.
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Ugh, Harrison looked awful out there tonight. Might have to think about bringing Brandon Sproat back up? 🤷‍♂️ #brewers
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Just as I suspected: it’s a merkin
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
So over the top with her Nolan criticism, you’ve gotta wonder if she’s a closet Musk stan? Hell, maybe she’s had a couple kids with him. www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ju...
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‘I would be ashamed to have written any part of this’: Odyssey translator Emily Wilson attacks Nolan blockbuster
Wilson, whose work on Homer’s epic was praised by Nolan, said his film was grandiose and superficial with ‘nothing convincing to say’
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
One of the little pleasures in life: smoothly riding out an esophageal spasm.
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A glimmer of good news for a change… www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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Tesla stock suffers double-digit drop on carmaker’s worst day in years
Elon Musk’s EV company lost a quarter of its value after revealing weak profits and high spending on AI and robotics
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Anyone else got a cyanide tooth? I swear, I’ve gotta explain it every damn time I go in for a cleaning…
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Luv my dental hygienist but she likes country music & I just can’t anymore. Does anyone know a hygienist around Madison WI who’s into emo core? Hell, anywhere in Wisconsin. The Upper Midwest.
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
So they traced the diarrhea epidemic to Taco Bell? 🤔
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Damn it’s hot right now! Been wearing my raspberry beret and not much more.
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
More like Boyz II Middle-Aged Men I guess
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I’ve recorded about 3 and a half hours of fireworks footage if anyone is interested in watching. Also got a few hours left over from last year…
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This Mexico-Ecuador game has definitely had its share of Mexican soap opera-style acting
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Ivan Mendoza Crying
ALT: Ivan Mendoza Crying
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Instead of having these hydration breaks, what if we all started driving EV’s instead? Wouldn’t that make more sense?
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Wait a second, Musk is the world’s richest man now? I thought it was Mr Beast?
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
What millions of Wisconsinites have been saying this week…
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
There’s one in every parking lot! I swear, people are pigs
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
If there was only some way of depriving James Dolan of any pleasure or satisfaction from the Knicks’ title, I think everyone would enjoy it that much more.
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
OKC you won 1 championship too many, you damn floppers! This is what you get for stealing the Sonics from Seattle.
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I had a feeling the Pistons were in trouble when they used “The Final Countdown” for their lineup intro. A song that became defunct long before any of them were born. Hell, JB Bickerstaff was in elementary school when Europe was in their heyday!
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
If Bill Cassidy had any balls he’d endorse the Democratic candidate in the Senate race. But something tells me he’s just gonna roll over & meekly accept his Truth Social whuppin.
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Anyone else think Wembanyama should be ejected for the rest of the series? Pretty sure that’s the worst foul I’ve seen all season. 💥
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Anyone else out there remember basketball before the shot clock? What the hell were we thinking anyway? 😱
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
That thing the Spurs do, decking out their fans in technicolor t-shirts? Just a complete abomination. 🥴
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Golden Tempo. That’s what the girls used to call me back in high school…
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a brown horse is running in a field .
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I think it’s high time we start calling him Kid Suck
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Alex Taliadoros @alexctaliadoros.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The Washington Post Editorial Board was fine with Republicans gerrymandering in Texas. But when Democrats responded in Virginia, it’s a “power grab” that “plunges America deeper into the gerrymandering abyss.”
Washington Post Editorial Board headline: “The Texas gerrymander freak out. What’s happening in Texas is not a threat to democracy.”Washington Post Editorial Board headline: “Virginia plunges America deeper into the gerrymandering abyss. The redistricting scheme was always a power grab by Democrats. Voters went along with it.”
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Anyone else think that incense wine and candles is not all that freaky? Sounds like one of my more pedestrian nights tbh
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elmo from sesame street standing in front of a wall
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I dunno, it kind of looks to me like he's gesturing the other hobbits over to enjoy 2nd breakfast
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Lot of ugly basketball in this Cavs-Raptors game
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an older man is holding a cup of coffee and looking at the camera .
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Wouldn’t have thought this putz had done enough to get the Onion’s attention but whatever
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Watching Pistons-Magic and while the coaches (Mosley and Bickerstaff) may not be doppelgängers they definitely look more alike than any other pair of coaches in all of professional sports. (Nice win for the Magic btw!)
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Brassy nana? That earns a red card in MLS now? 😢
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Let’s face it, “soccer” is an inane word. Like where tf did that come from? In 30 seconds or less, name one other word with a double C like that! And If you glance quickly it looks like “cancer.”
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Why am I suddenly craving a ribeye?? share.google/RkNcnNcItnJz...
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Ultraprocessed foods are turning human thighs into well-marbled steaks | CNN
Diets high in ultraprocessed foods create streaks of fat in human muscles that may lead to osteoporosis, a new study found.
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Wow Trump just released a new draft of that arch he’s gonna build in DC
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Speaking of war crimes, my sister actually put Peeps in the Easter packages she sent my kids
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Is it possible those helicopters were just trying to drown out Kid Rock’s voice?
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Has anyone ever marketed a line of wigs made of goat fur and called it Mo’ Hair? And if not, why not?
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Trying to figure out how to explain to my kids that nobody has made good music since I was their age, 40+ years ago.
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Just realized that UCLA-UConn matches up the 2 least likable coaches in the tournament…
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
What’s the difference between AI becoming self aware and taking all the water and power and a few billionaires just doing it on behalf of the rise of the killer data centers?
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I finally realized what was wrong with the Winter Olympics coverage: too much Snoop Dogg, not enough @flavorflav.bsky.social.
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I know it’s for a great cause, and I certainly support capitalist ventures and the spirit of entrepreneurship, but my gawd Girl Scout cookies may be the most overrated thing going.
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a kangaroo looking at the camera with the words uh huh
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Absorbine Sr @absorbinesr.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
No matter who wins the WBC tonight, Trump’s gonna claim credit for it.
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