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Artimus T. Branesample

@abranesample.bsky.social
350 followers 211 following 813 posts

Go SOCKS! Medically-retired former champion chicken plucker. I started a company that sells edible candied versions of the stuff that makes bugs luminesce. #LightningBuggary.uk.wii I try to keep things light because the heavy shit is very dark & schmooky.

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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
There are myriad reasons that I no longer produce YouTube videos. One of them is that I just pitched a channel idea that we call, "Just Look At The Flowers", where we cover nothing but Xtian mothers who delete their kin for Jeebz.
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Are we getting closer or further? #trump #politicalsatire
YouTube video by Anna Connelly | @annaconnellyiscool
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Fun fact about ME, I'm personal friends with TWO 'Ms Indiana Basketball' inductees who never met each other.
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Dog Named Bob @bobdadog.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Knowing is 90000% the Battle
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
That's culturally and imaginarily approximately hilarious!
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
ALL of the reasons to deny the rise of fascism!
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
And now that he's seized the means of production from the bourgeoisie, we may feast upon- no. Now we may prey upon their- no. Now comrades, we can claim what is morally our o... No. What we CAN do is find a way to make a MIDDLE CLASS so large that it owns more than half our economy's wealth. Not 8%
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Do you know why macadamia nuts are so wonderful? It's because JESUS is Macadamian. FACTS.....
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Dear Typecasting, Can we get the physical embodiment of yet another job description? Thank you in advance. Sincerely, Fuking Holē Shét!
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It's "gooder" than being unable to demonstrate that "THERE IS A DIFFERENCE". What with all of this "leftwing violence", he would have needed Obama-level security. Hahahaha (Sorry. Stream of consciousness and whatnots.)
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Claudia Hall Christian (she/her) @claudiac.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
There was a mix up in our grocery order. (Yes, I order for delivery because I'm experiencing not being able to walk.) I ordered ice cream -- something normal and sedate. I received Black Raspberry Fudge. OMG, so good. No really so so good. Thank you to the God's of grocery. #icecream #joy
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
#Safewayticus_Gratuitis
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I don't want to be all wishy-washy about it but, I don't yearn for his death. I'd just like to watch.
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Weird
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I have a real "thing" for most humans.
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
So COMFY!
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
It's not about you.
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
YES! dick.
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
"My pants were brown and my tie was blue."
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I was in my 50's before I realized that my empathy didn't come from either of my parents. It came from feeling HORRIBLE when I hurt someone. It came from having a sibling and friends whom I've hurt and who hurt me back. It's probably the biggest part of "me" that is TOTALLY my own fault. ::cough::
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I can't wrap my head around how this band gets less action than pay phones. youtu.be/F4f39ONSSKc?...
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Wasp Weather
YouTube video by Eddie 9V - Topic
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Wanna see me in white pants?! youtu.be/nOPEY3RoMVs?...
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Northrop Big Orange Pride 1986
YouTube video by Ben Kessler
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Wut.
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
If you know, you know. "Everybody seems to need an excuse, Daphne."
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=Ifru...
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Eddie 9V "Halo" (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Eddie 9V
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
He's gay.
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
And this kid, Parker... I don't know why we haven't known about this kid since he was 12. How does anyone retain shit like he does and remain completely unemotionally... He's a reptile. Nevermind. youtu.be/raGTZv7F7ck?...
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Egotistical MAGA bro DESTROYED by INSTANT FACT CHECK
YouTube video by Parkergetajob
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I wasn't, actually. I was watching a Farming While Beige short on YouTube, you boogie man government operative!
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The fuzzy Dutch guy is "otherwise occupied" and the comedian is only JUST feeling like a fucking w/stupid, again.
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Hateful.
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I thought they'd seen my Daphne videos...
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Wrong white person, again.
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
youtube.com/shorts/1CiHJ...
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Discount Keith Lee reviews Mama’s Fried Chicken
YouTube video by Farming While Beige
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
That said, I'll never vote for a Republican again.
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I'm mo Democrat. I'm a TAINT PARTY OF AMERICANS member. I'm right between the pu$$ie$ and the a$$hole$. As a cis white male, I prefer one to the other, just like the NEXT person in line to eat.
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Truth is, "If he was a Republican, would it matter?" You're not wrong but, it DOES feel like one party IS different.
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Have you ever seen 9 random things do 8 things together like they knew each other? Ever NEEDED 7 when there was only 6? Ever seen "5 things available" but the limit is 4? Or THREE? DO YOU REMEMBER that time that you saw 2x but there was only 1x and your respawn number was [none]x? Fuk IT, not YOU.
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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GonnaGoForIt @gonnagoforit.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! @abranesample.bsky.social You're one whole year closer to finding out how easy it is to remember someone's birthday that is exactly seven days before yours. Follow your elders, and you'll be grand, my young padawannabe.
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
They all TRY, Peter.
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
If being stupid really IS easy, why are they all try-hards and know-it-alls?
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Of course.
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
LoL Thank you my friend!
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I was SO EMBARRASSED when I was at a thing and I had friends from myriad friend groups standing around telling stories. Then, one of my gay friends INSISTED, b/c I'm their token str8, that I judge the "Most Delicious Dick" contest. I won't ruin it but, it was NUTTY!
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I feel like a gateway to the Dutch. LoL
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
😘
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Mom fell again this week and broke the same arm as she broke in Dec PLUS she broke the wrist she had surgery on in Feb... Glad to hear you're thinking about me when you know nothing about that stuff. ❤️
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
This is one of those songs that COULD BE about overcoming addiction through prayer. This is one of those songs that COULD BE describing what it's like to be addicted & servicing your addiction. But, they did perform in a huge field of poppies... Every day IS sunshine. youtube.com/watch?v=QV5N...
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Fishbone - Everyday Sunshine
YouTube video by FishboneVEVO
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