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Artimus T. Branesample

@abranesample.bsky.social
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Go SOCKS! Medically-retired former champion chicken plucker. I started a company that sells edible candied versions of the stuff that makes bugs luminesce. #LightningBuggary.uk.wii I try to keep things light because the heavy shit is very dark & schmooky.

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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
There are myriad reasons that I no longer produce YouTube videos. One of them is that I just pitched a channel idea that we call, "Just Look At The Flowers", where we cover nothing but Xtian mothers who delete their kin for Jeebz.
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Are we getting closer or further? #trump #politicalsatire
YouTube video by Anna Connelly | @annaconnellyiscool
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Fun fact about ME, I'm personal friends with TWO 'Ms Indiana Basketball' inductees who never met each other.
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Dog Named Bob @bobdadog.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Knowing is 90000% the Battle
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Do you know why macadamia nuts are so wonderful? It's because JESUS is Macadamian. FACTS.....
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Claudia Hall Christian (she/her) @claudiac.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
There was a mix up in our grocery order. (Yes, I order for delivery because I'm experiencing not being able to walk.) I ordered ice cream -- something normal and sedate. I received Black Raspberry Fudge. OMG, so good. No really so so good. Thank you to the God's of grocery. #icecream #joy
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I don't want to be all wishy-washy about it but, I don't yearn for his death. I'd just like to watch.
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
So COMFY!
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I was in my 50's before I realized that my empathy didn't come from either of my parents. It came from feeling HORRIBLE when I hurt someone. It came from having a sibling and friends whom I've hurt and who hurt me back. It's probably the biggest part of "me" that is TOTALLY my own fault. ::cough::
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I can't wrap my head around how this band gets less action than pay phones. youtu.be/F4f39ONSSKc?...
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Wasp Weather
YouTube video by Eddie 9V - Topic
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
If you know, you know. "Everybody seems to need an excuse, Daphne."
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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Eddie 9V "Halo" (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Eddie 9V
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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Discount Keith Lee reviews Mama’s Fried Chicken
YouTube video by Farming While Beige
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Have you ever seen 9 random things do 8 things together like they knew each other? Ever NEEDED 7 when there was only 6? Ever seen "5 things available" but the limit is 4? Or THREE? DO YOU REMEMBER that time that you saw 2x but there was only 1x and your respawn number was [none]x? Fuk IT, not YOU.
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
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GonnaGoForIt @gonnagoforit.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! @abranesample.bsky.social You're one whole year closer to finding out how easy it is to remember someone's birthday that is exactly seven days before yours. Follow your elders, and you'll be grand, my young padawannabe.
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
If being stupid really IS easy, why are they all try-hards and know-it-alls?
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I was SO EMBARRASSED when I was at a thing and I had friends from myriad friend groups standing around telling stories. Then, one of my gay friends INSISTED, b/c I'm their token str8, that I judge the "Most Delicious Dick" contest. I won't ruin it but, it was NUTTY!
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
This is one of those songs that COULD BE about overcoming addiction through prayer. This is one of those songs that COULD BE describing what it's like to be addicted & servicing your addiction. But, they did perform in a huge field of poppies... Every day IS sunshine. youtube.com/watch?v=QV5N...
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Fishbone - Everyday Sunshine
YouTube video by FishboneVEVO
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
@lullyc8c4.cryptoanarchy.network Have you ever been to Arizona with a bloody nose?
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
How in the name of ANYTHING is this not seditious? The Supreme Court Justices that decided against his interests are WhaT?!? youtube.com/shorts/h-M8M...
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President Trump on the Supreme Court's Tariff Decision
YouTube video by The White House
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
THIS JUST HAPPENED!!: I saw this one thing while I was driving, right. I don't know how to describe it It was dark so, MOSTLY what I noticed was this THING- you feel me? I'm on the road. Drivin'. And it's dark, right. Out of NOWHERE, THIS fkn thing shows up... Anyway, what's your dog's name?
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
TEENY TINY little aliens must have landed outside my front door and left these "porch circles" as clear and irrefutable evidence of their visit to my stoop.
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
At least the screwing they got from YouTube didn't come with a chance of afflicting the rest of us. The OTHER innocent victims of public photography. (sarc) youtube.com/post/UgkxDVE...
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Post from Everything Autos - YouTube
We mentioned during our end of the year livestream that we had received a privacy complaint from the people featured in the video depicted in the thumbnail b...
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
If I could get an erection, I'd be so embarrassed right now! Go Hoosiers.
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
The best part of outliving your life expectancy is the autopsy!
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Mom came home from the physical rehab center today! (Great New Year's gift from the nephilim!) After Monday- when my big brother goes home- she's on her own w/that vicious dog that took her down 2 weeks ago!! Anyway, Mom has recovered like a champ & can return to living alone at 83 'cause she can.
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
What happens when "Drill Baby Drill" rhetoric meets the reality of sucking off the Saudi teet to lower US gas prices: Source: U.S. Energy Information Administration (EIA) (.gov) share.google/fonVyTeBgFYj...
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U.S. rig counts remain low as production efficiencies improve - U.S. Energy Information Administration (EIA)
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
I wanted everyone that cares to know that my mom tripped over her dog and has been in hospital since last Friday. She has a fractured arm and pelvis BUTT required no surgery. She's been moved to a physical therapy ward closer to me and is recovering quickly. Xmas Eve dinner will be in her room.
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
@thatsgoodsports.bsky.social I didn't know if this was already something you'd see. #tryhard youtu.be/ijW_SiVcuS4?...
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Bo Nix Just Changed EVERYTHING - QB Film Breakdown
YouTube video by Chase Daniel
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Of the three of us, "One of us can't handle their high." youtube.com/watch?v=uNgI...
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Scary “Professor” Thinks God is Obvious
YouTube video by Logicked
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
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Old Enough [featuring Ricky Skaggs and Ashley Monroe] (video
YouTube video by Warner Records
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Have you ever used a needle to pop a style inside your eyelid? With less than 3 beers in ya?
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
For fellas, middle school was the age during which we wore NOTHING that couldn't help hide an erection. Incidental or accidental. Couldn't touch it nor hide it so, accomodations for that are largely what still drive modern men into the arts/physics/engineering, et al. youtube.com/shorts/66uTQ...
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I’m a woman of my word, so here it is: the windbreaker story. I hate losing 😆
YouTube video by Chats Fam with MomChats and Dadchats
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
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Stay at Home
YouTube video by Men at Work - Topic
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
So goddamn funny. youtube.com/shorts/VMXMP...
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Matt Rife performs a miracle! | Crowd work part 1
YouTube video by Matt Rife
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Weirdly...
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
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GOD DAMMIT @andr3wsky!!!
YouTube video by Monte Mader
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Nana Diana LIVES!!!!! @wildtanuki.bsky.social youtu.be/sMr4jt9aS7g?...
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I can't believe I had to make this video!
YouTube video by Culture Catz
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Can you even BELIEVE?!? "I watched my son be delivered 'the hard way' and I didn't even pass out! 💪👀🤝 Granted, his mom is also the smartest person I've ever met but, I didn't even get NAUSEOUS!" If I hadn't written this myself- to a WOMAN- I would not have believed it had actually happened. Butidid.
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Not a lot of people know this but, Charlie was an environmentalist. Chuck may have been a bigoty asshole but, he was responsible for billions of cubic yds of abject hate. He took that job seriously. So much so that, in his literal dying breath, he wanted to separate mass shootings by race. Rubbish.
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
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TISM - (He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River (Collingwood Town Hall)
YouTube video by cheekywun
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Ever have that dream where you have absorbed your twin- minus a patch of hair and some teeth on your shoulder blade- and your dog won't leave it alone?
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
ONE wonderful thing is that I will be leaving the house to attend no less than ONE Michael Franti concert. TWO. As if to designate the existence of a SECOND thing is this: I've never seen a Franti show in my hometown (somewhere between San Francisco and Myrtle Beach). share.google/NYrR8fLTdn7M...
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Michael Franti & Spearhead: Welcome to the Family Tour with HIRIE - Clyde Theatre
Michael Franti & Spearhead: Welcome to the Family Tour with HIRIE ❤ at The Clyde in Fort Wayne, Indiana on July 24!
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
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Fishbone - Everyday Sunshine
YouTube video by FishboneVEVO
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
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Jack White – Archbishop Harold Holmes (Official Video)
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
"Thank you Bejus, for all of the girls at Camp Mystic that you DIDN'T needlessly kill to demonstrate your hatred of reproductive age young women."
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
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Redirecting...
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Artimus T. Branesample @abranesample.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
"Am NOT!"
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