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Rick @abnormal.gay · 6h

tactics? if you were a real man you run onto the battlefield naked and stab all the drones

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Rick @abnormal.gay · 6h

i'm not even that annoyed that you vibe-coded a website. i'm annoyed because it's boring and hideous

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 9h

I read a couple hundred death penalty cases for a case once and I think you’d all be shocked at how often this happens. The death penalty is one of the cruelest things in our system, an obvious violation of the 8th amendment cruel and unusual punishment clause, but we just love to kill.

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helen nooroni @helnoor.bsky.social · 9h

As a millennial I'm convinced that if I watch a single tiktok I will instantly crumble into a fine dust

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Rick @abnormal.gay · 8h

me: "Lloyd Langford really reminds me of Rhod Gilbert" Wikipedia: "He played Rhod Gilbert's brother in the sitcom pilot Rhod Gilbert's Leaving Llanbobl" oh well i guess Rhod thinks so too

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Rick @abnormal.gay · 9h

if a tree falls in the forest and you don't record it and upload it to the cloud, did it make a sound?

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Rick @abnormal.gay · 9h

vodka sauce review: i ate the whole thing in 10 minutes and i'm not drunk at all 0/10

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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 11h

So basically Trump has only been slightly less disastrous for international tourism than COVID.

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Rick @abnormal.gay · 10h

"30 meters of water resistance is kind of disappointing on this watch" ok so either there are way more people taking their watches diving than i thought or something weird is going on with the ratings cuz like...i don't think i've ever been more than five meters under water

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Rick @abnormal.gay · 14h

hello General, your PII and service record were exposed due to someone hacking our main database and also you're fired

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Rick @abnormal.gay · 14h

"during a war that we are losing" seems like the perfect time to fire generals.

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Rick @abnormal.gay · 14h

"we continued to use the purpose-built machine-learning tools that we had been using for a decade"

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Rick @abnormal.gay · 14h

any linux peeps missing some of the newer emojis? is there a repo with a more up-to-date emoji font or another solution? everything just says install the noto emoji font, which i have, but it's definitely lagging behind or something

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 16h

youtube premium is giving me three free months of discord nitro. crunchbucket plus is giving me ninety free days of splorb. fubo ultra is giving me a complimentary fortnight of bonk concierge. grackle platinum is giving me six years of squak. quibi eternal is giving me three fiscal quarters of tobi.

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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Not just impeachable. Impeachment, both pres. and agency heads, is the only option. It's impeachment or nothing. Courts won't stop it. Other tools are impotent. Put them on trial the only way you can. Even if you can't get 2/3, use process as punishment. Make it miserable and costly. It can be done.

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Rick @abnormal.gay · 17h

Rubio goes to work for Chase and announces that all checks will come in gold envelopes that say "this is a check" on the outside

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Rick @abnormal.gay · 17h

ohhhhh i get it they're cooked

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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 20h

You can talk like a goddamn adult on Bluesky, which is one of the reasons I like it here. The cutesy euphemisms, although I know why they’re in use on more restrictive platforms like TikTok, make me so irrationally angry

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Rick @abnormal.gay · 30/09/2026

apparently Netflix is making heated rivalry but straight? i believe the title is "Bad Heated Rivalry"

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Rick @abnormal.gay · 30/09/2026

really missed the opportunity to rename it to America Intelligence

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Rick @abnormal.gay · 30/09/2026

i think it's weird we let crickets play sports

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Rick @abnormal.gay · 30/09/2026

alex horne's slightly furrowed brow vs Tom Cashman's hint of a smirk either way, you're not getting five points #taskmaster

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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 30/09/2026

I actually don't think the Republican Senator mixed up "Hawks" and "Hawkeyes." Going by his own statements, it appears his staff saw he went to a basketball game on that date and googled basketball games and found the only men's game that night in the whole country was in Atlanta.

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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

there's a thing in moderate democratic politics where it is considered fundamentally illegitimate to deliver results to your own voters; instead, you must propose a better way to implement your adversaries' entire ideological program

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Rick @abnormal.gay · 29/09/2026

to say this is one of the most embarrassing incidents in Congress in 2026 really says something

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Rick @abnormal.gay · 29/09/2026

the eagles o line was shitty last year and then they fixed that by not making any personnel changes

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Rick @abnormal.gay · 29/09/2026

i believe this is what they call "a complete collapse in all phases" #FlyEaglesFly

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Rick @abnormal.gay · 29/09/2026

i'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation for Jalen Hurts throwing the ball to the wrong team. clearly the qb and the receivers are all totally on the same page and everything is working perfectly

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Brandon Lee Gowton @brandonleegowton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Punting here is so incredibly stupid. Awful, gutless stuff from Nick Sirianni. Are you trying to win the game?

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Rick @abnormal.gay · 29/09/2026

just got back from the laundry room, hope nothing bad happened to my favorite football team #FlyEaglesFly oh...oh dear

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Rick @abnormal.gay · 29/09/2026

Jalen Hurts' talent vs everything else about the eagles

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Rick @abnormal.gay · 29/09/2026

"allergy shots are a long term commitment. They may require injections" really? the shot might require an injection?

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Rick @abnormal.gay · 29/09/2026

the nfl should have relegation #eagles #bears

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Man you ever just get lost in absolute wonderment at the invention of PrEP within our lifetimes? Like that's insane, right, how far treatment and prevention for HIV has come?

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Rick @abnormal.gay · 29/09/2026

we can only hope. i mean it would just be another trophy for Dara O'Briain, but it would be a fun episode

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Rick @abnormal.gay · 29/09/2026

TO CASE KEENUM??????

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Rick @abnormal.gay · 29/09/2026

do you think after Taskmaster Champion of Champions 5 they'll do a champion of champions of champions?

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Rick @abnormal.gay · 29/09/2026

tuning in to the eagles game a little late, surely they didn't immediately give up a touchdown

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Rick @abnormal.gay · 29/09/2026

personally i prefer expensive durable goods and cheap consumables to the alternative, but the capitalists probably know better

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/09/2026

yeah i am reasonably sure that i have a better chance of winning the democratic primary for president than rahm emmanuel

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Rick @abnormal.gay · 28/09/2026

Taskmaster involves a lot of "everyone around you acting as if this thing you've never heard of is common and normal and you're the weird one" which is an experience many of us have had irl...the difference being on TM it's something Alex made up 10 minutes ago

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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Probably the greatest parallel parking you’ll ever see. #WorldBollardAssociation

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the two big ai stories to kick off the week are - meta ai giving your address to strangers on fb marketplace - stole a scientific breakthrough and presented it as its own work this is what we get instead of healthcare or third spaces or public transportation or pick literally anything else

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Rick @abnormal.gay · 28/09/2026

normal people call that "resistance," "the extremely predictable consequences of his own actions"

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Rick @abnormal.gay · 28/09/2026

Jeffrey Wright could steal the scene from anyone

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Rick @abnormal.gay · 28/09/2026

*extremely stylish

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Rick @abnormal.gay · 28/09/2026

i can't believe james bond finally settled down and became a folksy private detective married to hugh grant

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Rick @abnormal.gay · 28/09/2026

1. why does sean payton look like that 2. why isn't he banned from the nfl

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