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Andrew Carlson

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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 7h
Or it isn’t!!
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Panicking Ron Trosper
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 9h
Bob fell asleep at the wheel (for extremely valid reasons) and it did more damage than expected. That’s my theory, anyway.
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 9h
Is this all Larson’s fault already? Dude just had a heckuva recruiting session.
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 11h
Not even three games in and we have to win the conference tournament for a berth.
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 11h
So Tafoya and Demuth will speak out against him, right?
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 11h
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Halloween Pumpkin Head
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 13h
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Key & Peele: Sips Tea Meme
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 15h
Please ignore the huge bump in Mapquest usage
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 16h
My parents sent me to four chicken pox parties when I was young, but I never seemed to get it. Eventually they assumed I must have had a mild case. My bloodwork before entering college dorms showed I hadn’t though, so at that time I got the vaccine. One of a few from the early 80s to get it, I bet.
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 17h
Just make it Riley Gaines already. She’s used to not being the first choice. Or second. Or third. Or fourth.
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 17h
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Fizzer1k 5597 Laughing and Spitting
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 17h
Quick note that this is the incumbent. You don’t have to get very far from the Twin Cities to encounter dipshit critical mass.
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 17h
I notice now that the “they” in my post here is ambiguous. I am referring to the fascists currently in charge, not American citizens that happen to be Muslim.
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 17h
He didn’t say it was a good joke
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 17h
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George Carlin: Some People Are Really F***ing Stupid
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 17h
Your attempts to delay it will prove fruitless, Chuck. They’ll come for Jews eventually.
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 18h
What is below the bottom of a barrel?
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 18h
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Oh, Fuck Off - Man's Reaction
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 18h
“Shit I actually answered. Quick be stupid and flippant!”
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
How many weapons contractors have already invested I wonder
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Birds and insects:
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Lost: Charlie Asks 'Where Are We?'
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Happy for them but it really just makes me hate the Twins more
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Ban all frats on all campuses, forever. University of Chicago over the weekend: "A group of as many as 5 men were 'cheering and appearing to encourage the activity inside' a frat house bathroom & the group tried to block two of the woman’s friends from entering" blockclubchicago.org/2026/10/13/g...
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Group Reportedly Cheered Sexual Assault At UChicago Frat House; Person Of Interest IDed: Report
An investigation is ongoing but no one was in custody as of late Tuesday, Chicago police said.
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Well him doing something to my ass is believable I guess.
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A man that has to make this clarification is pretty low-t. Get on it, Hegseth.
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Remember when Walz’s trip to China was a big damn deal
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It was still better than any fast food joints, just not AS good as it was. Especially the one at Malcom Yards. The cost per portion was truly fuck you pricing. Maybe they spread themselves too thin. I liked having one right by my house, but will happily give it up if it drives quality back up.
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hopefully they revived the magic it initially had. It went downhill before closing.
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Tucker Carlson
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It’s almost like our criminal justice system doesn’t rehabilitate at all! How’s she planning to fix that while lowering taxes?
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Dumb And Dumber: That Sounds Good!
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
CANNON!
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Au contraire. Zelenskyy has touched a nerve and must go further.
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The answer is of course it is. You’re just stupid enough to walk into it regardless.
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Is it a trap when you see it coming?
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Pretty predictable if you’ve followed the Gophers the last 60 years or so.
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And they clap! What complete and utter dipshits.
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Anchorman Will Ferrell Says Black
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Shithole bars that smell like piss are pushing tables together and setting out beers in front of 21 empty chairs, right?
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Maybe I dreamt it, but I swear she brought it up multiple times.
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Not sure about GDO, but here in StLP there’s a good breeze that actually made it not so bad. My allergies are pissed from all the dust, though.
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Finally October! It won’t be so miserable to do yard work! Mother Nature:
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Man's Smirk in Car: 'Got Em'
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Hillary Clinton's Reaction
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Andrea as that unfolded:
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Ice Cube's Confused Reaction
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Minnesota-Iowa game is going to end 3-2. Not sure who wins.
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Nazis aren’t the problem. All others to exist as they form their vile opinions, however…
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Haha Congress doesn’t exist. We’ve known that for a while now, right?
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