Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 30/08/2026It’s a blessing and a curse to have a phone number from a state I don’t live in. I can ignore any call not on my contacts list but… in election season there are *a lot* of them (old number is in a purple state). 010
Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 27/08/2026If Lake Ontario gets renamed to Lake America (lol), then I guess the mnemonic becomes S.H.A.M.E. rather than H.O.M.E.S. right? 011
Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 17/08/2026You know what Bluesky needs? To integrate the Verrit authentication system so that we know if any of these posts are real or not. 100
Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Ah yes, other than its catastrophic failure point, it is literally perfect. 010
Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 06/07/2026England’s goalie standing on his head for the entire second half was something to behold. 010
Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I’m guessing copy was due at 5:00a and someone slept in. From NYT World tracker tab. 100
Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Acadia and the Great Lakes in one region? Sold. Two for me please. 000
Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 21/06/2026My dorsum blue My reflecting pool green My game face sedate Iran take Strait 000
Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Is this who Greeto refers to before Han shoots him?youtu.beLadd McConkey injured at minicamp + Underrated RBs entering 2026 | Rotoworld Football Show (FULL)YouTube video by NFL on NBC 000
Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Here’s hoping Joad Cressbeckler had a kid that’s now old enough to be the cranky old guy. 000
Reposted by AndrewBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/06/2026The new InfoWars will livestream every Thursday at 8 p.m. this summer across any platform you watch video. The first episode will include Emergency Broadcast! with Tim Heidecker, the Jim Haggerty Show, and a bunch of surprises and very special guests every week. We've got grand designs. 272003219
Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 22/05/2026The correction at the bottom of the article notes her name is actually Belinda. 000
Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Please someone invent the eternal sunshine procedure specifically for this meme. 120
Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Going to grab a copy of Station Eleven and scribble out every reference to an airplane and write in cruise ship instead. 000
Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I 100% still wouldn’t be able to hit a homer anyway so this is a moot point, but can I somehow signal to Skenes the share of the $100M I will give him if he throws softballs? 000
Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Rough news from my neck of the woods. It is (...will have been) a niche college model, but it *fit* the students who went there. This is a sad, if somewhat unsurprising, outcome.wwlp.comHampshire College to close permanently after fall 2026 semesterHampshire College’s board of trustees voted to permanently close the institution following the Fall 2026 semester. 000
Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 08/02/2026I think my yard in Western Mass (not even in the Berkshires) has a deeper base depth than Breckenridge 😭 How do I transport my vertical feet of snow to CO for skiing next week? 010
Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 07/02/2026I need to wear my glasses more. I read this initially as cat-free households and was getting increasingly mad about Chicago. Then I read it closer. 020
Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Love that he wants to take name ownership of... Dulles. He's apparently not read reviews of flying through there. 010
Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 15/11/2025“The bot Jesus told me to invest in crypto. I was storing up my treasures in Heaven*. That’s biblical, right?” *the new crypto wallet called Heaven promoted by the app 010
Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 27/09/2025The correct spelling is literally the only one that comes up, too. You gotta be rage tweeting at NASCAR speeds to blow this one 🤣 040
Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 16/09/2025I assume they’re backlit so that you can see while stuffed in a locker? 010
Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 15/09/2025I like the idea, but am skeptical of the motivation for doing it. I heard a podcast maybe 15? years ago arguing the quarterly report was a thing holding back companies from trying environmentally conscious business practices (slow positive results punish them so they just avoid doing anything) 110
Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 06/09/2025May your pillows always be as soft as wicker and may your dreams involve all your limbs. 010
Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Cracker Barrel going the new slurm route: lol.youtu.beFuturama and Behavioral Economics-Projection BiasYouTube video by Jaime Ramos 000
Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 25/08/2025Can't wait for this to change to "Want Covid immunity this winter? Consider getting Covid this fall." 000
Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Good plot synopsis of several Futurama episodes right here 000
Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 18/08/2025The funniest part about MSNOW is that the W is definitely an afterthought for what they wanted, which was MS NO, but that sounded terrible. Then they went through the alphabet looking for clean combos: NOB (:eyebrows:) NOT NOX NOO NOP NOS (the Galaxy gas of news!) NOG (for drunk uncles) NOW (uh, ok) 010
Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Confident in my ability to properly diplomat, I take a chair. I smile at my opponent. Putin does not return the gesture. He’d be friendlier if he did, I think. He begins to talk. The words pass cleanly through my skull, destroying me instantly. 000
Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 06/08/2025My parents are watching our cat for a few days and she just sent me this picture of him, and he’s apparently reading her his manifesto. 000
Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Their children woke up And they couldn't find 'em They left before the sun came up that day They just drove off and left it all behind 'em But where were they going without ever knowing the way? 131
Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 23/07/2025The Matrix: the machines are using babies as energy sources to power themselves. This is supposed to make us root for humanity. Humans in 2025: yo, what about just giving my baby to the machines? 000
Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Do you get a medal for finishing it? Inquiring minds want to know 000
Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 01/07/2025A good use case of AI would be to procedurally generate a finite but impossibly large number of amendments to a bill for which every amendment needs to be voted on individually. 000
Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 30/06/2025I haven't eaten at a Cracker Barrel in *years*, but I can tell you with absolute certainty that, if I went again, I'd rather eat at the one on the left than at a booth in a Pottery Barn. www.wsj.com/business/hos... 010
Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Has @crabman.bsky.social turned in a Reader's Choice ballot with Tubi movies? Because that's the content I'm looking for. 110
Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Has “do as I say and not as I do” ever worked? Because this is some lazy parenting right here. 000
Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 24/06/2025I like people who are either totally unbothered or totally naive (and just happy to hold a cat) about the fact that their suit will be COATED in fur after this. 010
