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Andrew

@aberke.bsky.social
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Chemistry professor, also employed by my cat. Sto imparando l'Italiano.

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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He’d still goof up the feet somehow, I mean the tires.
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Neverending nightmares, more like it.
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There’s always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Origin story of a sovereign citizen right here.
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This sounds really cool. I’m assuming you need some kind of paid version of something to run it?
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ugh 😭. Every time I read the rules manual for a certain game he playtested I get nostalgic. But the manual helps keep the memories alive!
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh, Columbus (the town) is awesome! The children’s museum has a massive toilet where kids can slide down the inside.
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Soon to be three! You posted too early 🤣
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It was quite a time to be on twitter. They got *eviscerated*.
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It’s a blessing and a curse to have a phone number from a state I don’t live in. I can ignore any call not on my contacts list but… in election season there are *a lot* of them (old number is in a purple state).
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Phone lock screen with a grey and white cat looking up at the user.
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If Lake Ontario gets renamed to Lake America (lol), then I guess the mnemonic becomes S.H.A.M.E. rather than H.O.M.E.S. right?
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
You know what Bluesky needs? To integrate the Verrit authentication system so that we know if any of these posts are real or not.
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I am distantly related to President James Buchanan. Doubt anyone else in my tree tops that.
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Connor MacGregor with his “all I do is win” pose from SNL’s where’d your money go.
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Isn’t recreating a Simpsons bit justification enough?
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Oswald Cobblepot looking worse for the wear here.
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
This feels cursed.
Email in my inbox from Venmo asking if I want to order Taco Bell.
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Haha wow
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
But, you see, none of these spaces are directly connected to a casino. So they don’t count.
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Ah yes, other than its catastrophic failure point, it is literally perfect.
He said the engineering and design of the project, which were approved by the city, were "perfect."
"This is well engineered, well thought through and well executed, with the exception of those two columns that could not take the load," he said.
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
England’s goalie standing on his head for the entire second half was something to behold.
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I’m guessing copy was due at 5:00a and someone slept in. From NYT World tracker tab.
World Cup tracker from NYT with Loren ipsum in place of the anticipated text for every bullet point.
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Acadia and the Great Lakes in one region? Sold. Two for me please.
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
My dorsum blue My reflecting pool green My game face sedate Iran take Strait
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Is this who Greeto refers to before Han shoots him?
youtu.be
Ladd McConkey injured at minicamp + Underrated RBs entering 2026 | Rotoworld Football Show (FULL)
YouTube video by NFL on NBC
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Here’s hoping Joad Cressbeckler had a kid that’s now old enough to be the cranky old guy.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The new InfoWars will livestream every Thursday at 8 p.m. this summer across any platform you watch video. The first episode will include Emergency Broadcast! with Tim Heidecker, the Jim Haggerty Show, and a bunch of surprises and very special guests every week. We've got grand designs.
“Emergency with Tim Heidecker,” hosted by the co-creator of Adult Swim’s “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!”; “The Jim Haggerty Show,” featuring a former mainstream news anchor turned red-pilled podcaster character; and a documentary-style film, “Birth of a Nation,” which shares a title with the 1915 film credited with reviving the Ku Klux Klan.
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
😆 ti darà la caccia
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The grind line doing some high quality grinding.
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
And is that plain baby carrots and white rice and… a grilled cheese? for the other person. “Yeah, I need a wine pairing for a heartburn diet”
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The correction at the bottom of the article notes her name is actually Belinda.
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Lake Mendota 😍 Spent many an evening on that terrace or in The Rat.
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Please someone invent the eternal sunshine procedure specifically for this meme.
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I guess the Xennial song is definitionally 1979?
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I assume the bottles he leaves are ...not full though.
screen grab of an instagram post by The Atlantic. "Kash Patel's Personalized Bourbon Stash"
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Going to grab a copy of Station Eleven and scribble out every reference to an airplane and write in cruise ship instead.
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
This feels like it should be an answer on the $20 sack pyramid skit on The Chronic.
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
But also, please no one tell them.
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Because he’s living life in Miami’s vice
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I 100% still wouldn’t be able to hit a homer anyway so this is a moot point, but can I somehow signal to Skenes the share of the $100M I will give him if he throws softballs?
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Love what I assume is his three sword technique.
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Rough news from my neck of the woods. It is (...will have been) a niche college model, but it *fit* the students who went there. This is a sad, if somewhat unsurprising, outcome.
wwlp.com
Hampshire College to close permanently after fall 2026 semester
Hampshire College’s board of trustees voted to permanently close the institution following the Fall 2026 semester.
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I’m at 28, but also basically missing all the TX ones. Likely to stay that way.
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Der Hard
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I originally read this as a garbled version of “paradise lost” and couldn’t figure out what meme it was supposed to be from. So uh yeah, sportsball 🫡
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Rod Farva got fit?!
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Love this film, particularly for Morricone’s score.
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Can we drop a toll booth on it like the Le Petomane Thruway? Those tolls will help us recoup the cost of the oil.
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Andrew @aberke.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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