Sign in

abe

@abeepp.bsky.social
485 followers 33 following 120 posts

films and jokes at Small Beans. Voiced Boss Nass in Star War.

PostsRepliesMedia
abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Zip! My love!
010
abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
As philosophical as Trek, as meditative as a Miyazaki, has witches, a dope soundtrack, but for me, it's the thoughtful examination of grief and regret. It's obviously got some flaw- goddammit i'm the anime guy apparently
static.klipy.com
Frieren Sousou No Frieren
ALT: Frieren Sousou No Frieren
250
abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I need a person to talk to about the messaging in Frieren bc it's so incredibly human and undeniably one of the best things to come out in the last 10 years and all my friends won't do a podcast- goddammit i sound like a pie
140
abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
except brad that fucker
050
abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
i want to hold him in my room of trophies like that TNG episode most toys
010
abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
wow someone actually put the Lycanthrope's Code on a sign our kind does not take kind to this kind of thing.
020
Reposted by abe
aduckonthepond.bsky.social @aduckonthepond.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
011
abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
130
abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I remember the first time i got a blowie during Bridge of Spies. So cool
150
abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Spielberg's still got it baby
130
abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
i love movies, the magic of the screen. and that most likely someone somewhere has gotten a blowie during a screening of Disclosure Day.
270
abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Ack so hangry at these chubs (maybe I just need some toast lol)
040
abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
this Iran deal really has me riled UP. I think this is the one that will make me POLITICAL
260
abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Come at me I'm high on algae mf
060
abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
OH so now we're parroting the agenda of BIG CLEAN. That water is full of nutrients and vitamins. I used to respect you Swaim but your new stuff is crapp
170
abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
my ratatouille rat (we) got laid off from our chef job so now we had to get a teamster job. And yes, i know it's funny that "a rat is driving me driving a truck," but please don't make fun of him in this economy my rat can only take so much
060
abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Taskmaster is a show that revels in the fact that everyone's brains are wired so differently and it's a delight to see. Why would you write an article comparing contestants abilities to solve random dumb shit? i give this no points.
040
abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
fun BTS story: to get the cast to act alongside Jake Busey, Verhoeven actually directed the scenes fully Jake Busey.
2190
abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
So I wanted to answer something bc my audience deserves it: yes, i have a little chef up there but he hasn't driven me for over a year due to the DUI
0110
abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
It's me. I've been ruining AI the whole time.
1100
abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I do not understand either of the things you two said.
140
abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
fouls? more like suk my bauls
030
abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
i once got too high and posted on twitter thinking it was bluesky wait is it happening again oh okay we're good
070
abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
quick while they're behind the moon, steal their astronaut wallets
170
abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
"Houston, you have a problem..."
090
abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
i want people thinking about ladyhawke what gives
010
Reposted by abe
michael Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
This Thursday, March 26th at 5pm Pacific, @abeepp.bsky.social and I will be co-hosting a livestream celebrating the 1000th Small Beans Content Module! Join us (and NUMEROUS SURPRISE GUESTS) for chat, vids, and a look back at 8.167 years of bean-bein'. IT HERE - www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq99...
youtube.com
1000th Content Module Celebration Stream!
YouTube video by Small Beans
074
abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
lol look at me fly
theonion.com
‘Deadwood—Now That’s A Great Show,’ Says Dad After 17-Minute Lapse In Conversation
NASHUA, NH—Suddenly breaking his silence to extol the virtues of the decades-old HBO series, local dad Henry Breckner reportedly ended a 17-minute lapse in conversation Thursday by saying “Deadwood—no...
050
abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
did you know that the office is based on a smaller better show from the uk?
010
abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
we haven't as we tried to stay away from collectively agreed good directors for that show, but we're doing more FR together now, so it's something we can definitely cover!
010
abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
love when writing, blocking, direction, acting, editing, and lighting come together. could talk about how right-left and shot size makes a difference for days - Rocky (1976)
170
abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Sheev Palpatine will somehow return in Avengers: Doomsday
2121
abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I was really impressed by Dead Man. I think it's his best film yet.
030
abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Logan Trent, persistent hater.
020
abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
It's a water emergency, Michael.
090
abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
wait is LA tap water bad? I drink like 3 L of it a day but I figure I'm full of plastic anyway.
240
abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
and then I saw a medium sized hole and was confused. And then I heard the Lord running up behind me: "Here comes the pile driver"
090
abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
then I said, "that's sick as hell"
160
abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Sometimes there were one set of footprints, other times there was a set of footprints and a set of hand prints. So I asked the lord, "why when I needed you most, was there footprints and hand prints?" The lord replied: "Son, that is when I wheelbarrowed you."
1314
Reposted by abe
The Simpsons Index @thesimpsonsindex.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
New podcast out now! We are joined by @michaelswaim.bsky.social & @abeepp.bsky.social to help us review an episode that starts with Sea Captain looking for treasure & ends with Bart & Lisa exposing secrets of a sinister STEM school! Links in bio or search The Simpsons Index on the good podcast apps.
3183
Reposted by abe
Jeff May @heytherejeffro.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Me and @abeepp.bsky.social doing a pod together??? That's like that time George and Elaine hung out alone! This one is REALLY fun, so listen up, you precious freaks! www.patreon.com/posts/139001...
patreon.com
JHCF 102: Abe Epperson | Jeff May
Get more from Jeff May on Patreon
0194
Reposted by abe
michael Swaim 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @michaelswaim.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Honored to host @thatbilloakley.com on the latest SIMPSONS TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING! WHAT YOU KNOW He wrote steamed hams and many other eps! Also EP for years! Creator of Mission Hill! WHAT YOU DON'T Bizarre burgers! Unique regional foods! Hey remember The Mullets? www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUeN...
youtube.com
How One Simpsons Joke Made Bill Oakley Famous 30 years Later | Simpsons Taught Me Everything
YouTube video by Cracked
34911
abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
SMALL BEANS TALK OVER MOVIES STARTS IN 20 MINUTES
091
abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Stephen King is America variety.com/2023/music/n...
variety.com
Stephen King Played ‘Mambo No. 5’ So Much His Wife ‘Threatened to Divorce’ Him: ‘One More Time, and I’m Going to F—ing Leave You’
Stephen King loves Lou Bega's "Mambo No. 5."
051
abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
is bae a thing? I just thought everyone was misspelling my name.
0100
abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Oh dag we brought back movie night. better get your movie clothes on. www.patreon.com/posts/movie-...
patreon.com
Movie Night on Monday!!! | Small Beans
Get more from Small Beans on Patreon
0102
abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Also I am clearly John Goodman. Any comment otherwise will be blocked/banned.
040
abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
It's true. Few actors have reached 0.2 APMs. I don't know if anyone will reach the heights of Rodney Dangerfield (0.17) and Winona Ryder (0.17). It might be one of those impossible records like Wilt's 100.
020
abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
nevermind
010
abe @abeepp.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
maybe the most historic run
010