AB Chao @abchao.com · 26/08/2026Right! Whatever happened to someone gently rapping, rapping at my uterine door???? 120
AB Chao @abchao.com · 28/07/2026“Home is as much about where you are as it is about where you ain’t” — thank you for sharing your beautiful writing with the rest of us! I’ll be looking for Mr. Anthony next time I’m home. 050
AB Chao @abchao.com · 17/07/2026It was Porky’s Revenge (1985), on HBO, at my most unsupervised friend’s house. The film was the third offering in the Porky’s multiverse. I have not seen the other ones. 020
AB Chao @abchao.com · 10/07/2026I’m so glad you were too good at your side hustle to stick to lawyering (not that there’s anything wrong with that, some of my best friends, etc!) ❤️ 010
AB Chao @abchao.com · 25/05/2026OH SORRY I forgot I was talking to the world's only Burnt Sienna stan 100
AB Chao @abchao.com · 25/05/2026Let’s talk about how clay season is the worst for me personally, due to the clay being aesthetically displeasing to my eyes 100
AB Chao @abchao.com · 19/05/2026Yes but it may delight you to know that the lady who invented Chantilly Cake for Whole Foods was a white New Orleanian! She has her own bakery now and a variety of Chantillys 🧁😍 142
AB Chao @abchao.com · 29/04/2026I quit 7 years ago and I’m still “getting off the vape.” It was easier to quit drinking!!!! 020
AB Chao @abchao.com · 15/04/2026Love to turn on T2 and see two commentators fanboy-ing all over Chappelle when he's lit'chrally in the news today for being transphobic as fuck. Not surprising from the Tennis Channel but still!!! 040
AB Chao @abchao.com · 22/11/2025Same, kind of! I did gymnastics for a long time, but running is SO much harder for me! I don’t think I ever cleared a 10 minute mile, but I did a few half marathons back in the day. Congrats on your elite cardio fitness! 000
AB Chao @abchao.com · 22/11/2025When this happened to me in my 30s, somebody said it was a case of Adult-Onset Athleticism. 120
AB Chao @abchao.com · 16/11/2025Nobody can read!!! The Ivies are full of dummies!! You’re not alone in your noticing!!! 030
AB Chao @abchao.com · 15/08/2025Also, eating alone at a bar booth while nursing a drink and reading a book is literally the hottest thing anyone can do, no matter who they are??? It’s a stereotype for a reason! 090
AB Chao @abchao.com · 13/08/2025Today’s a great day to look at my tiny urn I bought in Cincinnati. Look at it! 070
Reposted by AB ChaoAuntieTennis.bsky.social @auntietennis.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Alex Eala in Vogue Phillipines. I love this photograph. 0254
AB Chao @abchao.com · 01/08/2025The fat-faced among us are also the most youthful!!! These fools gonna learn the hard way around the same time they need reading glasses. 110
AB Chao @abchao.com · 29/07/2025I think the terminal h makes it kind of cheeky? Or maybe just Southern. Either way I’ma keep it, PL!!! 110
AB Chao @abchao.com · 29/07/2025HAHA I always have to try it several times before it looks right! I’m not even sure it is at this moment. Where’s my OG Diminutives Expert??? Now paging: @sarahdbunting.bsky.social 100
AB Chao @abchao.com · 29/07/2025Hello, friends and foes! It’s been a while!!! As penance, wouldst thou accept a pic of this curious fella, who stowed away on a geranium leaf and rode home with me from the plant store??? Look at him, he knows he’s a menace. 070
AB Chao @abchao.com · 29/07/2025THIS… is my Roman Empire. Thank you for this, @fuggirls.bsky.social!!! You’re the best as uszh. 140
AB Chao @abchao.com · 30/05/2025“Where’s Wallace?!” I still can’t talk about it and I watched it on a DVD player. 0101
AB Chao @abchao.com · 19/05/2025Greetings from Taipei, where the mopeds are frequently adorable but still won’t fit in your suitcase 0111
AB Chao @abchao.com · 29/04/2025Icebergs exploding in Los Angeles!!You just really can’t go wrong with an Iceberg rose. They cannot be killed and trust me, I’ve tried. 🧊 090
Reposted by AB ChaoMichael Tisserand @tisserand.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Big Freedia with the Gospel Soul Children at New Orleans Jazz Fest is enough to give one hope 0344
AB Chao @abchao.com · 28/04/2025I’m late to this but there’s two in my neck of the woods, New Orleans: Blue Cypress, which has a cat named Kitty Meow; and Octavia Books, which is sans cat but just as charming! Can’t wait to pick yours up next time I’m home! 010
AB Chao @abchao.com · 28/04/2025I LOVE IT. I have a… thing with shrimp? Like your friend’s mom and roosters, you know? So I immediately thought of myself when I saw it 😂 020
AB Chao @abchao.com · 27/04/2025Thank you for being with us for so long and from the bottom of my heart, Ally! 110
Reposted by AB ChaoSam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 25/04/2025I talked to the co-showrunner of You about giving Joe Goldberg what he deserves, the serial-killer satire's note-perfect ending, and, of course, Anna Camp.slate.comNetflix’s You Ends by Turning the Tables on Its Fans. It’s a Twist Years in the Making.How the show’s writers found the perfect fate for its serial-killer star. 0213
AB Chao @abchao.com · 25/04/2025Neil Reynolds is one of my favorite people to ever exist, and just for you (and YOU), he's written a good long thread with juicy TV writer details!!! 🧵 040
AB Chao @abchao.com · 25/04/2025PS I co-wrote Episode 6 with Hillary Thee Benefiel, a genius, and I swear to God they called us the Dream Team. All hail Hills!!! @morethanbunnies.bsky.social 090
AB Chao @abchao.com · 25/04/2025Happy YOU Season 5 premiere day! I started on this show in 2018, and became a real TV writer in the process, a journey that began in the early aughts. I was blessed to be in a room with some of the best to ever do it, and I’m so proud of us all. So go watch this bonkers season, and goodbye, YOU! 🧢 1241
Reposted by AB ChaoHamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 23/04/2025"At some point in time in your life, you’re going to run across a nurse. Birth, death, in between." www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/what-its-l...hamiltonnolan.comWhat It's Like Being a Nurse in New Orleans"Once we stamped a dollar sign on patients' heads, all bets were off." 16912
AB Chao @abchao.com · 22/04/2025The wallets are obviously imbued with the Holy Spirit, not sure how you can’t see that? 030
AB Chao @abchao.com · 17/04/2025Pro tip: spray starch keeps them from rolling or falling, unless you want them to roll or fall, in which case carry on. 040