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Crystal House

@abbytoir.bsky.social
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LA based tv/film editor now L1 at Southwestern Law School 🤍 formerly Last Drive-In / BuzzFeed 🤍 horror whovian trekkie knitter 🤍 she/her 🤍 garmonbozia 🤍 are you mad at something I said?

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Crystal House @abbytoir.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When did they start pronouncing Marriot “marry-it”?
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Crystal House @abbytoir.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’ll say it again
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Crystal House @abbytoir.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Horror community please help. The TOTAL balance of Reggie’s burial is: $51,698.77 We MUST have FULL funds of Reggie's burial NO LATER than 8/29/2026 August 29, 2026 or he will LOSE his burial placement AND his arrangements AND our deposit! www.gofundme.com/f/urgent-hel...
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Donate to URGENT! Help Lay Horror Icon Reggie Bannister to Rest, organized by Roberta Bannister
Hi, I'm Rev. Gigi Bannister, CMH, wife and caregiver of the … Roberta Bannister needs your support for URGENT! Help Lay Horror Icon Reggie Bannister to Rest
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Crystal House @abbytoir.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I’m missing STLV because I’m starting law school next week. I’m a terrible combo of fomo, anxiety and stress!
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Crystal House @abbytoir.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Knitters! Any ideas where I might be able to find the pattern for this sweater vest? I believe the cowl is a separate piece. #knitting 🧶
Cream and red colored sweater vest with an intarsia pattern of a boy and a girl balancing on balls
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Crystal House @abbytoir.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
New proverb Knit all night, frog all day.
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Crystal House @abbytoir.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I haven’t felt this way about a filmmaker since I found David Lynch as a teenager. Jane Schoenbrun hits me in the soul. Go see Camp Miasma; look how happy I look!!
Me posing with Little Death clutching my goodie bag
Camp Miasma VHS displayClose up of goodie bagLittle death giblets gummy candy
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Crystal House @abbytoir.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Ok knitters I’m going to need the Camp Miasma cowl pattern asap.
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Crystal House @abbytoir.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I can’t stop walking like Patricia.
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Crystal House @abbytoir.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I’m extremely conflicted on whether or not to open my teenage sex and death at camp miasma trading cards
Hand holding a sealed foil package of camp miasma - 12 trading cards
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Crystal House @abbytoir.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
If Dale Dickey ever tells a story about a crazy lady at Comic-con, know that it was definitely me.
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Crystal House @abbytoir.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I’m in ballroom 20 over two hours early waiting patiently for The Guest sequel panel. How are you?
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Crystal House @abbytoir.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I used to a play world of Warcraft at a friend of a friend’s house. I didn’t know at the time she was Jennifer Finch. I was, however, taken by how kind and generous she was to everyone. She’d even adopt elderly dogs to let them have a loving home at the end. RIP to an amazing human.
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Crystal House @abbytoir.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I started this sweater in 2020 and then let it sit for 5 years. Finally finished! I dislike patterns that choose sewing when there could be knitting. I feel like a lot of kits do that make the patterns look easy, but it ends up being more work in the end. Still cute though. #knitting
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Crystal House @abbytoir.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
With its premise, I feel like Sugar should be a lot more fun and weird. It would have been a great 80’s show.
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Crystal House @abbytoir.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Disclosure Day (2026)
youtu.be
Radiohead - Just
YouTube video by Radiohead
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Crystal House @abbytoir.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I’m late to this but the music supervisor for Love Story is so good.
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Crystal House @abbytoir.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Is Stephen Root the greatest actor of our time? Yes.
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Crystal House @abbytoir.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I did not expect Grogu hand soap to smell like Axe body spray.
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN
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James Whitbrook @jwhitbrook.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
don't you want to fight these little stick figure bastards for real
A photo of the little walking stick man in an queue-it queue, moving against a sliver of a green progress bar.A screenshot from Andor. Luthen Rael has a blaster pistol pressed into his face by Cassian, holding it from off screen with his right hand.
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Crystal House @abbytoir.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I started watching Half Man and I’m not sure I can get past this resemblance
Young Neil from Half ManJim Carey from Dumb & Dumber
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Crystal House @abbytoir.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
In other news I finally finished my fish sweater #knitting
Mirror selfie with teal green sweater with lighter blue fish knitted into it. Close up of teal green sweater with lighter blue fish knitted into it.
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Crystal House @abbytoir.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
7 or 8 years I added an annual reoccurring event to my calendar that I have no memory of. So, Happy Kolache Day everyone!!
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Crystal House @abbytoir.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I also finally acquired an under cabinet radio so pretty big weekend for me #analog
Side view of radio with wood paneling Holding up radio to cabinet to show what it will look like when installed
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Crystal House @abbytoir.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
The best bits of Wondercon
Large stuffed Emmitt Otter on display  Roy Walker cosplay Mario Fallout mashup. Darth Jar Jar
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Crystal House @abbytoir.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
What do you call it when you’re nostalgic for conventions while at a convention?
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Crystal House @abbytoir.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
James Tolkan had such a good face.
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Crystal House @abbytoir.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I hadn't been for awhile and I regret to inform everyone they got rid of the amazing 80's statue/dioramas in the Glendale McDonald's
Sculpture of an old lady on a skateboard in front of a hot dog standLady on a park bench with stroller Very scary ronald mcdonald hovering over a man trying to eatKid in baseball uniform with dog outside Wrigley field for some reason
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Crystal House @abbytoir.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I actually think the even numbered Star Trek TOS movies AND the odd numbered ones are great.
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Crystal House @abbytoir.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The 80’s Cruise (same company as the Star Trek Cruise) using AI slop for decorations is disappointing
Bad AI Goonies poster with unrecognizable Goonies
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Crystal House @abbytoir.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
This does not belong on the Star Trek cruise.
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Crystal House @abbytoir.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I don’t have a good Tom Noonan story but like a week after I moved to NY he was standing next to me on the subway and it was such a thrill.
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PhantoMantis @phantomantis.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Wild that as a literal child I was overly invested in The Bud Bowl.
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Crystal House @abbytoir.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Story of my life
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Crystal House @abbytoir.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
Elnor the space elf
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Crystal House @abbytoir.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Gerard Butler couldn’t have possibly been the Phantom in the 2004 Phantom of the Opera. I have clearly lost my mind.
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Crystal House @abbytoir.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
All I wanted was a Greenland. Just one Greenland. And she wouldn’t give it to me.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 14/01/2026
Hey everyone, We literally just added 100 more trans girl scouts to the trans girl scout cookie list. The list is bigger than it has ever been in EITM history. Go get some cookies and make a trans scout's day!
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Crystal House @abbytoir.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I know it’s a Godard quote but does anyone remember a song, probably from the 90’s/00’s that had the lyric “all we need to make a movie is a girl and a gun"?
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Those social media smear campaigns against women, especially queer women, laid the path to people celebrating the murder of a queer woman by a man in a uniform who called her a “fucking bitch” afterward. They unlocked the entitlement and rage to cheer gender-based violence from the online sidelines.
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Crystal House @abbytoir.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
You ever watch the entire Lord of the Rings extended fan credits scroll and try to see how many people you know?
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Crystal House @abbytoir.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Christmas treasures
Nickelodeon magazine with Pete & Pete and Dana Carvey Billy Jack for president button
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Rowsdower @rowsdower.com · 21/12/2025
WE HAVE ONE WEEK TO HELP GET THIS DONE! Visit: Rowsdower.com P.S. - Following every account that shares this post!
Help bring the 1990 cult film The Final Sacrifice to Blu-ray!
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Crystal House @abbytoir.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Almost every series I watched this year cold have been an hour and a half movie and would have been better for it.
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Crystal House @abbytoir.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Watched a premiere screening for a horror film I edited and I got too grossed out and had to look away. I’m going to take that as good sign!
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Crystal House @abbytoir.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
The vibe is always off in a Stater Bros.
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Crystal House @abbytoir.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I think they made AI to get us to stop complaining about bad CGI.
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Crystal House @abbytoir.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Of course the pilot for Moonlighting was shot in the Bonaventure.
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🦇 Katra Scariello, Spooky Apple Audio 🦇🏳️‍⚧️ @katrafiy.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
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