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Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 11h

Y'all, it's almost time!!!

Gavle goat: You wouldn't burn a goat

Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 19h

No, there wasn't political violence in France before 1789! Of course not!

At the end of the day, I think the current riots are down mostly to the unfortunate French tendency to tolerate political violence, which goes back to 1789.

Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 22h

Be France

French firefighters set themselves alight and start fighting against police

Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 02/10/2026

I did the thing five months ago. If I can do it, you can.

It’s late but I’m done being coy. Would you like to come visit me and possibly date me. I’m cool with long distance but I do want to say that I’m romantically interested in you. 🥰

Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 28/09/2026

True.

The people who made
Jurassic Park didn't think it was possible to transition from female to male and that's why they got eaten by dinosaurs.
Moral of the story is, support trans rights or get eaten by dinosaurs

Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 28/09/2026

Denver

A spectacular sky with clouds

Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 26/09/2026

My teenage son sent this to me and I couldn't be prouder.

Oscar the Grouch holding a sign saying "SCRAM"
Chernobyl works one day in 1986

Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 25/09/2026

I interviewed people with this water bottle sitting in front of me. Fuck all y'all.

Water bottle with stickers:
Profits are just unpaid wages
Map of Alabama

You are safe with me
Lagom
Hamburg St. Pauli
SD Eibar
I don't know how to explain to you that you should care about other people

Allez les bleus
Sytem Bolaget

Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 25/09/2026

I found this like a corvid

Back of some bullshit that just is breasts

Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 15/09/2026

The Loop Tour right now.

The DashCon ballpit

Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 15/09/2026

I am kitten.

Oy°
bearie
Follow
kittens conversation:
hey we are all really small do you want to sleep in a pile
other kittens: yeah

Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 14/09/2026

Front page of the CBC right now.

Canada is exploring closer ties to the EU

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Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 13/09/2026

About to dig in. @calligator.bsky.social @alexebenstein.bsky.social

Stein's Monsters
"The Legend of Lost Lake"
A.J. Stein

Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 11/09/2026

Georgia

Something shaped like Georgia

Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 11/09/2026

Sometimes, I think trying to parody the Right Wing is useless.

SEPTEMBER 10, 2026 — JOHN HINDERAKER
BOY GEORGE, SYMBOL OF COURAGE
Featured imageI never would have predicted that Boy George would one day be a voice of common sense and courage, but that is where we find ourselves in 2026. Boy George has been canceled in retaliation for his saying, in general terms, that he supports the Jewish people. Today he tweeted this. Full text below: In the last few months, my life has changed beyond all compare. I made a decision »

Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 11/09/2026

Never gonna not dunk on this.

BAD
JOKPS
BTETE
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The only reason there are pyramids in Egypt
is because they are too heavy to be carried to the British
Museum
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jeff this isn't a joke this is legitimately true
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Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 09/09/2026

Every goddamn time.

Anosognosiogenesis
@pookleblinky
Every heartwarming human interest story in america is like
"he raised $20,000 to keep 200 orphans from being crushed in the orphan-crushing machine" and then never asks why an orphan-crushing machine exists or why you'd need to pay to prevent it from being used.
10:56 PM • 24 Sep 20 • Twitter for Android

Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 09/09/2026

Going on a stupid walk for my stupid mental health.

Me on a stupid walk

Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 09/09/2026

I think I’m channeling Melissa auf de Maur today but as sapphic bureaucrat

Me in a white top, wine skirt, and black ankle boots

Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 08/09/2026

Yep. Totally unclear in an argument about hair length.

One witness told detectives that Mitchell told the soldier he was arguing with that he would “slap the Jackson 5 out of you.” It’s not clear what that comment meant.

Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 08/09/2026

A mess.

Me in a cream top and ruffled skirt.

Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 07/09/2026

As per my last post

Me just having had my brows did

Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 06/09/2026

A reminder that the Arkansas-Pine Bluff logo fucks hard.

Lion whose mane spells out UAPB

Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 06/09/2026

Enjoying the football

Me, drunk in a bar

Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 06/09/2026

I wish I could rock a crop top like #7

LSU players walking in. You can see #7’s tummy

Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 06/09/2026

The aforementioned patio where I collect things.

A patio at a bar where I find things on the ground and collect them

Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 06/09/2026

Back home to watch the football

Me wearing an orange dress (ugh) with my purple lace bra showing

Stating position in Root

Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 05/09/2026

I lol’d

CURT CIGNETTI
1st HC to win national title in 1st 2 seasons at a school since Gene Chizik (AUB, 2010)

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Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 04/09/2026

My dad’s first name started with an “S”. For us kids he’d sometimes take that and draw a cursive S and make it a duck.

Tattoo of a cursive S made into a duck

Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 04/09/2026

LOL @ Rutgers

They S'posed to be BIG 10

Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 04/09/2026

Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 03/09/2026

You wouldn't sue a motherfucker

Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 02/09/2026

RCP having El-Sayed bring the Dems back home...if I were a GOP analyst, I'd be stocking up on cheap whiskey just to get through to November.

Rogers v. El-Sayed...brutal primary put El-Sayed underwater for a while...Dems are coming home. It's AES +2.3

Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 02/09/2026

Me. All the time.

Why meme

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Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 31/08/2026

Y'all think I'm kidding???

Im surprised LSU isnt wanting to break away on its own

Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 31/08/2026

I mean, there's a chance

Tulane/Florida history in football...it's not great for Tulane, but it ain't bad

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Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 31/08/2026

Not now, Florida!!! We're discussing the football.

Dear Abigail,

We are excited to announce that the application for fall 2027 admission to the University of Florida Levin College of Law opens tomorrow, Tuesday, September 1. We hope you will strongly consider submitting an application, and, to facilitate your application, UF Law has placed an application fee waiver on your account. Our priority application deadline is January 15, 2027, though we advise that you apply as early as possible in the cycle to best position yourself for admission consideration.

Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 31/08/2026

Some might say heaven isn’t a place on earth. I disagree.

Callie on the couch with her leg over mine.

Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 31/08/2026

This is the energy I'm bringing to today.

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Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 31/08/2026

No shit, Sherlock.

My day at a glance: Love is scary.

Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 31/08/2026

Jammies.

Me in pink shorts and a vintage Bama ARUR shirt

Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 30/08/2026

Had to dump out my purse to find a hair tie.Everything here is essential.

Sunglasses, wipes, brush, other things, amd apparently an absurd amount of dukes mayo packets.

Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 29/08/2026

I learned about Seven Mountains theology lol. I kinda low key wanna sneak in.

Me on a cute dress with little flowers wearing she/her and “protect trans kids” pins

Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 29/08/2026

I wonder if I could get this printed on poster board quickly and find a pole to put it on to walk outside Magnus Arena.

Tebow crying after getting pwnd by Bama with the caption: "Blessed are the poor"

Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 28/08/2026

Obviously a fish for a compliment. It’s been a shit week.

Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 28/08/2026

Pretzel pittie

Callie, on the couch, being a pretzel. Ignore the things behind her.

Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 28/08/2026

Ignore everything except the petting of dogs.

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Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 28/08/2026

I have a figure I guess.

Me on white crop top with jean shorts

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Y'all!!! I am too sick to be laughing this hard, but here we are.

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