damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The Under the Skin score is such a seminal triumph of film music. You could put that score over Manos the Hands of Fate and it’d become genuinely terrifying. 000
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Bassam Tariq really said: “You can’t stop me, I’ve got the power of Allah and furries on my side.” 000
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 20/09/2026She’s Clone High, High above me. She’s so lovely. Like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc, Or Abe and Gandhi. 022
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Wanted: AI Brand Ambassador $90k-110k annually Job duties: Be fired by us and go tell the media our product is gonna kill everyone to juice our stock valuation. 010
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 31/08/2026*Rust Cohle voice* Time is a flat circle. Every year is 2014. Everyone is twelve. 000
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 30/08/2026We’re rapidly approaching the very real possibility of a Willem Van Spronsen copycat who successfully frees one ICE detainee but it’s Milo. 000
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I need an answer for why all these tech ghouls seemingly don’t know how to breathe and end up pausing their rambling at various points to take disconcertingly loud gasps. It’s the sonic equivalent of the Innsmouth Look and they all do it. Andreessen and Karp are the worst offenders. 000
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Bro there’s crank Khazar shit, and then there’s whatever this is. 050
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Finally caught this sweet little gem with an impeccable use of Lisa Loeb’s “Stay” 000
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Mitch McConnell releases video update on the state of his health 000
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 05/07/2026pizzapilled. caciomaxxing. going bellissimode. 010
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 03/07/2026But I don’t think any of these Internet-minted horror filmmakers or projects that have been optioned in this wave would exist if it wasn’t for the model and the subculture that the Marble Hornets guys spearheaded. 010
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Marble Hornets could’ve had all of that, but I can only imagine the 2014 stabbing turned the studio understandably skittish, resulting in basically a Redbox-tier movie. 100
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Backrooms’ lineage is basically the same; meme turned to found-footage webseries, turned to feature. But Backrooms got an art house company adapting it, backing the young creator to the hilt, and putting in thoughtful and deliberate development work into it. 110
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 03/07/2026This week’s blowup of Internet horror options makes me so sad for the Marble Hornets guys, who have been punished for the crime of being 10 years too early to the party. 120
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 18/06/2026My Subs Have Unionized (2028) A24 dir. Boots Riley 011
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Gonna watch How to Blow Up a Pipeline, How to Rob a Bank, and How to Get Away With Murder until the cops show up at my house. 000
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Two great generals this week. Gonna sacrifice something to the movie gods so that my harvest may be bountiful. 000
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Backrooms is gonna be in theaters before I get the chance to catch Obsession and I Love Boosters. Send help, I’m eating too good. 000
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 27/05/2026“I hate going to the grocery store because I’m a natural born hunter.” No sweetie it’s because it’s a low-dopamine task. 010
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I swear to God these manosphere dudes just have undiagnosed ASD/ADHD. 110
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I love that Matthew Lillard is having a moment and I hope it never ends 000
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 23/05/2026This reads like the open word portions of a GY!BE album 020
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 23/05/2026come to the sky in the next 5 minutes if u want an ass kicking 000
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 19/05/2026thinkign bout Cannes. hope all the movies are havin fun out there. 000
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I would rather crash my car than fight online over an election between a billionaire and a “Chevron’s not the bad guys” guy. 000
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 02/05/2026The problem with reactionary politics being a game of serving red meat, is you end up training your base to demand it bloodier each time. 090
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Tom Hardy promoting an autism-themed fightwear collection is probably the most Felix Biederman-coded thing to ever happen. 000
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 29/04/2026There’s a new form of sign language developing in American gyms thanks to the preponderance of Bluetooth earbuds. A whole sentence like “How many more sets do you have?” reduced to a single hand sign. 000
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Oh sick it’s Johnny Ironhand from Castlepunk 1477. 020
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 26/04/2026youtu.be/CL7x57rUhj8?...youtu.beAssassins - Everybody’s Got The RightYouTube video by Lauren E Smith 000
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 24/04/2026On a hard drive somewhere there is a high-poly scan of me acting like Louis Riel for a VR proof-of-concept that went nowhere. Doing nothing. Just T-posing and collecting digital dust. 000
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 23/04/2026For a while I’d been wanting to see a good exploration of the grotesque uncannyness of AI images in a horror project, then I caught Sam’s short at HorrorHaus, which delivered. Can’t wait to see what the feature brings out. 000
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 02/04/2026boys will talk shit on you for watching Real Housewives of New Jersey but then go ahead and make the Sopranos their entire personality 001
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 02/04/2026The proliferation of genAI has made April Fools Day a million times more annoying. 000
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 01/04/2026People who enjoy the fruit ai slop videos are so sad to me. They could be enjoying the high-octane drama of the David Schwimmer/Zazie Beetz sexual harassment training video instead. 000
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 28/03/2026of course the cheetoh in chief went to war with the only country in the middle east with free trans healthcare 🙄 000
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Taking anything too seriously at 20 is embarrassing, but refusing to take anything seriously at age 30 is pathetic. This is just the exact same process that eventually comes for us all, across generational cohorts. 000
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Every joke zoomers make about millennials being cringe is a joke millennials made about Gen X and older millennials ten years ago. Everyone’s just describing the slow erosion of ironic detachment that sets in around 30. 100
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Ever since I was a little kid, I always dreamed of monitoring the situation. 000
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Unless the Democrats are willing to actually, as a party, articulate a critique and channel an opposition to both Trump’s imperial project, and break from the bipartisan support of Israel’s military action, we’re going to see a resurgent fascism that makes MAGA look normal by comparison. 062
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 20/03/2026I cannot stress just how bad this is going to get. 100
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 20/03/2026The realignment of the Republican base will turn into primaries between MAGA candidates, and Siegepilled ones. Your bog-standard MAGA uncle is going to start reading the Turner Diaries and buying even more guns. 110