damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Finally caught this sweet little gem with an impeccable use of Lisa Loeb’s “Stay” 000
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Mitch McConnell releases video update on the state of his health 000
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 23/05/2026come to the sky in the next 5 minutes if u want an ass kicking 000
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Tom Hardy promoting an autism-themed fightwear collection is probably the most Felix Biederman-coded thing to ever happen. 000
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Here’s one I ran into at the end of a dive for an extra dose of light show. 030
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 29/12/2025The first episode of Girls aired closer to the release of The Matrix than it did to today. 000
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 29/12/2025The last Fifty Shades book came out closer to 9/11 than it did to the present day. 100
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Yung Lean’s first EP came out closer to 9/11 than it did to the present day. 100
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 29/12/2025The White Stripes’ breakup is closer in time to the release of Wild Wild West than it is to the present day. 100
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 29/12/2025I just realized that the release of Death Grips’ No Love Deep Web is closer to the release of Jack Johnson’s In Between Dreams than it is to the present day. 110
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 26/12/2025bro why did i make a joke christmas movie suggestion now im watching I’m Thinking of Ending Things with my parents and girlfriend 010
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 20/09/2025imagine it’s 2007 and the “no hay banda” guy from Mulholland Drive is shouting “the cake is a lie” in Spanish and French 000
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 03/09/2025To me, this photo should always be paired with “Dream Baby Dream” by Suicide 000
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 01/09/2025For comparison’s sake, here’s an urchin barren from February 2022. The little bastards just decimate a reef. 010
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Are… are they suggesting that they’re transvestigating Jessie Buckley? 000
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 28/07/2025I know this observation is old hat but it’s still galling to me that a random theater marquee can have six titles on it and every single one is a pre-existing IP. 010
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Finally saw this movie about the median American suburban family. 000
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 03/07/2025If nobody got me, I know this extremely weird lady got me 040
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Remembering this optimistic vision of the future from Slaughterhouse V. 000
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 17/01/2025“Keep your eye on the doughnut, not on the hole.” - David Lynch 000
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 12/01/2025As a “movies guy,” I like this chart because it suggests there should be more movies. 010
damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 12/01/2025in the theater watching wicked when the wicked starts defying gravity 010