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damn it’s aaron

@aaronwarning.bsky.social
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Writer, actor, underwater videographer, certified rescue diver. Film school survivor. Frequently spooky and/or wet.

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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
In the lab cooking up Woke 4
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Finally caught this sweet little gem with an impeccable use of Lisa Loeb’s “Stay”
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Mitch McConnell releases video update on the state of his health
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The Whalefall teaser dropped
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
come to the sky in the next 5 minutes if u want an ass kicking
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Tom Hardy promoting an autism-themed fightwear collection is probably the most Felix Biederman-coded thing to ever happen.
Tom Hardy wearing a “Neurospicy Rollers Club” rash guard from an autism-themed collection from Tatami Fight Wear, a jiujitsu sportswear brand
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Has anyone checked in on this guy?
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Bruh.
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Here’s one I ran into at the end of a dive for an extra dose of light show.
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
The first episode of Girls aired closer to the release of The Matrix than it did to today.
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
The last Fifty Shades book came out closer to 9/11 than it did to the present day.
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Yung Lean’s first EP came out closer to 9/11 than it did to the present day.
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
The White Stripes’ breakup is closer in time to the release of Wild Wild West than it is to the present day.
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I just realized that the release of Death Grips’ No Love Deep Web is closer to the release of Jack Johnson’s In Between Dreams than it is to the present day.
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
bro why did i make a joke christmas movie suggestion now im watching I’m Thinking of Ending Things with my parents and girlfriend
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Post your favorite Christmas movie
Tom Cruise in Eyes Wide Shut, surrounded by Christmas lights because it’s a Christmas movie
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
flagged for rude
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Look at this big motherfucker
An African giant snail crawling along a concrete sidewalk with human hand for scale
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
some stuff i shot
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Fishy
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
The evil bag.
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
cleansing your tl with a cuttlefish i saw
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Got bit by a shark.
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Howzit, what’s lekker?
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
imagine it’s 2007 and the “no hay banda” guy from Mulholland Drive is shouting “the cake is a lie” in Spanish and French
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Me
Glurpo, the world’s only underwater clown
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
To me, this photo should always be paired with “Dream Baby Dream” by Suicide
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
For comparison’s sake, here’s an urchin barren from February 2022. The little bastards just decimate a reef.
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Are… are they suggesting that they’re transvestigating Jessie Buckley?
The New York Times Style Magazine cover featuring Irish actress Jessie Buckley with the cover story title “Parts Unknown”
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Johnny Depp as Gilbert Grape from “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape” in the scene where he’s using a megaphone to try and coax his brother down from a dangerous height he’s climbed to
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I know this observation is old hat but it’s still galling to me that a random theater marquee can have six titles on it and every single one is a pre-existing IP.
Strip mall multiplex marquee with titles for I Know What You Did Last Summer, Jurassic World Rebirth, Superman, Fantastic 4, Smurfs, and How to Train Your Dragon
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Finally saw this movie about the median American suburban family.
Poster for Gone Girl (2014)
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
If nobody got me, I know this extremely weird lady got me
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Now rewatching.
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
nw
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
the “then die” guy from tiktok right before he says “then die”
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Going down
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Nw
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I feel like Lovecraft in Brooklyn.
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Nw
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Gene Hackman in “The Conversation” (1974), sitting by a half-destroyed section of wall, playing the saxophone.
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
*Diogenes voice* Behold: a cuttlefish.
Magnapinna. A squid, not a cuttlefish.
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
What even happened here?
Placard on a free menstrual products dispenser. The “Menstrual Equity for All Act” has had the word “All” defaced and the word “Both” has been written above it, which another person has evidently crossed out and corrected with a rewritten “All.”
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Remembering this optimistic vision of the future from Slaughterhouse V.
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I mean… you called it.
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
“Keep your eye on the doughnut, not on the hole.” - David Lynch
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
As a “movies guy,” I like this chart because it suggests there should be more movies.
Chart showing the relative budgets and box office returns of the 16 films produced by A24 in 2024 versus the budget and box office of Red One. Red One shows a budget of 250 million dollars against a box office of 186 million. The combined A24 releases meanwhile show budgets totaling 250 million for a combined box office of 284 million. Many of the A24 releases are net losses, but their lower budgets are offset by the higher returns of releases such as Civil War and Heretic, which both more than doubled their respective budgets. Six of A24’s releases have unreported budgets, so the chart estimates their budgets as either $5 million or a figure double their box office returns, assuming whichever figure is higher. The creators of the chart can be assumed to be suggesting that A24’s strategy of a wider slate of smaller-budget projects has proven more financially successful than Red One as an attempted four-quadrant tentpole with a massive budget.
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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
in the theater watching wicked when the wicked starts defying gravity
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