iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Bassam Tariq really said: “You can’t stop me, I’ve got the power of Allah and furries on my side.”

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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

She’s Clone High, High above me. She’s so lovely. Like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc, Or Abe and Gandhi.

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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Wanted: AI Brand Ambassador $90k-110k annually Job duties: Be fired by us and go tell the media our product is gonna kill everyone to juice our stock valuation.

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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

*Rust Cohle voice* Time is a flat circle. Every year is 2014. Everyone is twelve.

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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

We’re rapidly approaching the very real possibility of a Willem Van Spronsen copycat who successfully frees one ICE detainee but it’s Milo.

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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Lord, it’s like a hard candy Christmas.

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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I need an answer for why all these tech ghouls seemingly don’t know how to breathe and end up pausing their rambling at various points to take disconcertingly loud gasps. It’s the sonic equivalent of the Innsmouth Look and they all do it. Andreessen and Karp are the worst offenders.

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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Finally caught this sweet little gem with an impeccable use of Lisa Loeb’s “Stay”

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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Mitch McConnell releases video update on the state of his health

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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

pizzapilled. caciomaxxing. going bellissimode.

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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

This week’s blowup of Internet horror options makes me so sad for the Marble Hornets guys, who have been punished for the crime of being 10 years too early to the party.

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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

My Subs Have Unionized (2028) A24 dir. Boots Riley

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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Gonna watch How to Blow Up a Pipeline, How to Rob a Bank, and How to Get Away With Murder until the cops show up at my house.

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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Two great generals this week. Gonna sacrifice something to the movie gods so that my harvest may be bountiful.

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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Backrooms is gonna be in theaters before I get the chance to catch Obsession and I Love Boosters. Send help, I’m eating too good.

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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

I swear to God these manosphere dudes just have undiagnosed ASD/ADHD.

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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

I love that Matthew Lillard is having a moment and I hope it never ends

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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

come to the sky in the next 5 minutes if u want an ass kicking

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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

thinkign bout Cannes. hope all the movies are havin fun out there.

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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

I would rather crash my car than fight online over an election between a billionaire and a “Chevron’s not the bad guys” guy.

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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Tom Hardy promoting an autism-themed fightwear collection is probably the most Felix Biederman-coded thing to ever happen.

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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

There’s a new form of sign language developing in American gyms thanks to the preponderance of Bluetooth earbuds. A whole sentence like “How many more sets do you have?” reduced to a single hand sign.

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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

On a hard drive somewhere there is a high-poly scan of me acting like Louis Riel for a VR proof-of-concept that went nowhere. Doing nothing. Just T-posing and collecting digital dust.

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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

For a while I’d been wanting to see a good exploration of the grotesque uncannyness of AI images in a horror project, then I caught Sam’s short at HorrorHaus, which delivered. Can’t wait to see what the feature brings out.

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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

boys will talk shit on you for watching Real Housewives of New Jersey but then go ahead and make the Sopranos their entire personality

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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

The proliferation of genAI has made April Fools Day a million times more annoying.

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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

People who enjoy the fruit ai slop videos are so sad to me. They could be enjoying the high-octane drama of the David Schwimmer/Zazie Beetz sexual harassment training video instead.

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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

of course the cheetoh in chief went to war with the only country in the middle east with free trans healthcare 🙄

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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Every joke zoomers make about millennials being cringe is a joke millennials made about Gen X and older millennials ten years ago. Everyone’s just describing the slow erosion of ironic detachment that sets in around 30.

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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Ever since I was a little kid, I always dreamed of monitoring the situation.

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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

The troops who get shellshocked in Trump’s war in Iran are going to come home and expand a new far-right political formation that makes Trump the traitor figure in their “stab-in-the-back” myth, casting Israel as the US’s sinister puppeteer.

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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

The Oscars should have a little score counter at the bottom showing whether CAA or WME is winning.

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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

3/3 on my Oscar ballot, I’d like to thank the Academy for granting me the gift of prophecy

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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

LET’S GO, MOVIES! 👏 👏 👏👏👏 LET’S GO, MOVIES! 👏 👏 👏👏👏

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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

The BAFTA incident was concocted in a lab to make sure that the remaining left-wing people on Twitter went maximally insane.

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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

“If AI could make something good, would you use it?” questions always elide the fact that AI can’t actually make anything good.

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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Crazy to watch My Cousin Vinny and remember that Ralph Macchio was 31 while Marissa Tomei was 28 on that set

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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

A bunch cops outed themselves as whole-cloth believing in QAnon and plandemic horseshit in 2020. I don’t see a whole lot of people offering solutions to the fact that crank and fringe beliefs are no longer relegated to the margins; they’re the motivating beliefs of people with badges and guns.

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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

I saw an operating Toys R Us and Wimpy’s all over South Africa so I gotta know why that country seems to still have all of the Anglosphere’s otherwise dead chains.

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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

I love how I could just assume that everyone who disagrees with me bought into an Epstein-backed op and I’d be right more often than not.

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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Take away ICE officers’ masks. Take away their body armor. Take away their boots. And clothes. March them naked through town like that Game of Thrones scene with the shame bell.

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damn it’s aaron @aaronwarning.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

me: “Punxsutawney Phil’s name appears in the Epstein files” gf: “stay away from him, you fuckers!”

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