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Aaaaaaaaaron!!

@aaronsays.co.uk
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 03/10/2026
I recently filled up a book of games! 🤩 I wrote logs every time I played any TTRPG: who played, when 20s/1s were rolled, and memorable quotes. There are also one or two printouts of screenshots of the people in chat doing something brilliant together. ... guess I'd better start book 2, sharpish!
A photo of the front of Aaron's games book - it is plastered with D&D and gaming related stickers.Inside the book, text reads; Aaron Weight games log book no.1 24/8/2022-28/09/2026
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 03/10/2026
@ Tesco (Who aren't on BlueSky but should be)
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 03/10/2026
New recipe! = We made it worse!
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 02/10/2026
You can also read some of my breakfast monologues (which I am still very proud of) AND confess your breakfast sins! Visit the page. 😉
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 02/10/2026
NEVER let it be said that I'm not willing to commit to the bit. I designed, built and published this website today. Please also follow the accounts. COMING SOON! (And this time it actually is, lol)
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 02/10/2026
Halloween is the best, I'd have my name like this year round if it weren't obviously terrible for engagement.
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 01/10/2026
It is officially the best month of the year now, and I will not be taking questions on this.
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 30/09/2026
I have a severe discomfort/aversion to asking the same question more than twice. It feels like a reverse of Mustafa from Austin Powers, played by Will Ferrell.
A still image from the film, Will Ferrell as Mustafa in Austin Powers.
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 30/09/2026
Today I accidentally used the phrase: "I'm well, just still juggling the plates as ever" ... I feel like it's appropriate.
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 29/09/2026
More and more these days I'm finding that I'm missing doing Stand Up... 🤔 I think I want to start getting back into it again, though by now I'm basically going from the beginning again. Anyway, here's a not-so-recent-anymore bit: youtu.be/a5kHBNqe5Hk?...
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Aaron Says Egg-chats in Norwich (Stand Up Comedy with Hooma Comedy)
YouTube video by Aaron Says Comedy
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 29/09/2026
I'm going to play D&D tonight, as a player, IN PERSON - I've not done this properly since like 2019... Excited! (Nervous)
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 29/09/2026
This. youtu.be/qqsCU9PB8Rs?...
youtu.be
The Future Of False Advertising Is Here
YouTube video by Ryan George Extra Plus!
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 28/09/2026
Also a great opportunity to again share one of my favourite photos of me and my wife together - and yes, I'm including our wedding photos in that consideration.
A photo of Aaron in his hillbilly costume, screaming at his wife who is stood next to him with a big smile on her face.
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 28/09/2026
Ah yes... The Halloween times do approach...! 💀 New profile picture (courtesy of My Theme Park Journeys from 2025's Fairground Frights) and display name - CHECK ✅
A photo of Aaron dressed up as a horrible hillbilly style character, checked shirt with blood stains, dark blue torn dungarees. He has a fluffy beard, and a messy blonde mohawk. His expression is that of a manic scream, with crossed eyes.
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 25/09/2026
I've got so many thoughts and projects. I've got no many capabilities. #ADHD
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 25/09/2026
Mustard from me
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 25/09/2026
I'm so fed up of seeing theatre industry people "getting triggered" by content warnings. The irony would be enjoyable if it wasn't such a pathetically inconsiderate response. Basic human empathy is increasingly rare these days and it makes me sad. If you don't need content warnings, LUCKY YOU.
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 25/09/2026
I just want to always do silly things to make people laugh. I don't think that's too much to ask for??
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 25/09/2026
I am a simple egg man, tis true.
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 25/09/2026
OBVIOUSLY I have ordered one. Thanks again to @harelockwood.com for tagging me. <3
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 25/09/2026
Hello, BlueSky. Happy Friday, everyone! <3
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 25/09/2026
Oooo yes!! 😻
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 25/09/2026
BUT WHICH COLOUR TO GET?!
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 25/09/2026
Your ongoing egg vigilance is SO appreciated.
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 20/09/2026
Happy Sunday to everyone except the impatient Land Rover guy who decided that literally 5 seconds after I got back into my car after paying for fuel, I should already have been moving to let him in... Don't worry, he got a special salute as I left! 😄
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 17/09/2026
Tonight... Customer: oh I love your glasses, are they for a particular reason? Me: oh yes, I wear them so I can see. #BoxOffice
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 17/09/2026
Roll High!!
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 16/09/2026
Good luck!
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 16/09/2026
My silly short film about witches is 13 years old! Such wonderful memories of working with an absolutely brilliant pair of actors on this one. I'm still really proud of it, and its brief festival successes. 💚 youtu.be/mX_ANPrGQfc?...
youtu.be
Worldwide Witchcraft
YouTube video by Aaron Weight
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 12/09/2026
Today... Customer: are dogs allowed in the park? Me: yes that's fine C: and can they go on the rides? M: no, they're too Ruff! for them.
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 11/09/2026
The two best showers of the year: - first cool shower when summer really hits - first hot shower when summer goes away Just had the latter and it felt fucking fantastic.
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 06/09/2026
Very nice!
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 06/09/2026
Brilliant. 👌
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 06/09/2026
Absolutely. What's your best hotel buffet combo or tactic?
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 06/09/2026
YES - very valid. That's why I love a buffet.
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 06/09/2026
BREAKFAST ENJOYERS: Where is your favourite non-home place to go for breakfast?
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 01/09/2026
I fucking hate "conversation view" on emails.
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 31/08/2026
Chloe and I have been together 8.5 years, and we've only just booked ourselves our first holiday! 😆 (Before anyone jabs, we survived lockdowns together, we'll be fine lol)
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 27/08/2026
Just watched the GTA/Netflix thing. MANNNNNNNNNNNN... that is gonna be an epic game for sure.
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 23/08/2026
Anyone fancy lending me £7k so I can get a better car? (No, seriously...)
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 16/08/2026
I'm very jealous, it's horrid out here. One day I may get to THE fringe, I hope you're having a nice time :)
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 16/08/2026
Big Walk is Big Fun. The game is superb, Chloe and I are having a wonderful time together with it; it's so much fun, the right amount of tricky, and filled with magical delights. House House have another Hit Hit! (No spoilers plz, we haven't finished it!)
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 15/08/2026
You have received: ✨The Blessing of the Orange✨ Just now I was delighted to be accosted by this gorgeous cat, seemingly waiting just outside my car and super friendly! Also very happy to sit and pose for photos 😺 That's brightened my day immensely. Though now I want cats of my own even more! 😅
Two photos of a gorgeous white and orange cat. On the left she is looking upwards, on the right she is looking directly at the camera. Vogue.
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 14/08/2026
One year ago today; I think this was my best stand up gig. I do miss it, hoping to work the confidence back up to return... at some point.
A photo of Aaron doing standup. He is wearing an open colourful shirt over a black tshirt. Behind him is an orange wall and there's a spot light casting a shadow.
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 14/08/2026
AND the investigations on his finances will now resume so hey - it's not all bad! Bad luck, Fartrage! 😂
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 14/08/2026
I'm sad that Binface didn't win, but Farage only won against a bin as competition lol. Hardly the "establishment" he was spouting off about... Also, he's been caught lying again already - claiming police told him he can't attend the results - they've said no such thing. ...
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 13/08/2026
Today... (and every day) I really enjoy it when a family's selection of tickets comes to a total of £67 and all of the children get activated like sleeper agents 😂
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 10/08/2026
Haha I know. 😂
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 10/08/2026
I had such a magical time there last year, it's very exciting to know I'll be going back and sharing seasonal joy again this winter! (Plus, isn't it nice to imagine a colder climate again for a bit? 😄)
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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 10/08/2026
Too early to think about Christmas? Not for me, this morning it has been officially confirmed - I'll be back in the big red suit for Audley End Enchanted Railway again this year! 🎅🏻
A poster for Audley End Enchanted Railway's Christmas Special event. There's a photo of Santa on his sleigh with Mrs Clause, but it's not me as Santa in it.
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