Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 03/10/2026I recently filled up a book of games! 🤩 I wrote logs every time I played any TTRPG: who played, when 20s/1s were rolled, and memorable quotes. There are also one or two printouts of screenshots of the people in chat doing something brilliant together. ... guess I'd better start book 2, sharpish! 000
Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 02/10/2026You can also read some of my breakfast monologues (which I am still very proud of) AND confess your breakfast sins! Visit the page. 😉 000
Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 02/10/2026NEVER let it be said that I'm not willing to commit to the bit. I designed, built and published this website today. Please also follow the accounts. COMING SOON! (And this time it actually is, lol) 110
Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 02/10/2026Halloween is the best, I'd have my name like this year round if it weren't obviously terrible for engagement. 010
Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 01/10/2026It is officially the best month of the year now, and I will not be taking questions on this. 000
Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 30/09/2026I have a severe discomfort/aversion to asking the same question more than twice. It feels like a reverse of Mustafa from Austin Powers, played by Will Ferrell. 000
Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 30/09/2026Today I accidentally used the phrase: "I'm well, just still juggling the plates as ever" ... I feel like it's appropriate. 000
Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 29/09/2026More and more these days I'm finding that I'm missing doing Stand Up... 🤔 I think I want to start getting back into it again, though by now I'm basically going from the beginning again. Anyway, here's a not-so-recent-anymore bit: youtu.be/a5kHBNqe5Hk?...youtu.beAaron Says Egg-chats in Norwich (Stand Up Comedy with Hooma Comedy)YouTube video by Aaron Says Comedy 011
Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 29/09/2026I'm going to play D&D tonight, as a player, IN PERSON - I've not done this properly since like 2019... Excited! (Nervous) 030
Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 29/09/2026This. youtu.be/qqsCU9PB8Rs?...youtu.beThe Future Of False Advertising Is HereYouTube video by Ryan George Extra Plus! 021
Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 28/09/2026Also a great opportunity to again share one of my favourite photos of me and my wife together - and yes, I'm including our wedding photos in that consideration. 010
Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 28/09/2026Ah yes... The Halloween times do approach...! 💀 New profile picture (courtesy of My Theme Park Journeys from 2025's Fairground Frights) and display name - CHECK ✅ 020
Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 25/09/2026I've got so many thoughts and projects. I've got no many capabilities. #ADHD 010
Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 25/09/2026I'm so fed up of seeing theatre industry people "getting triggered" by content warnings. The irony would be enjoyable if it wasn't such a pathetically inconsiderate response. Basic human empathy is increasingly rare these days and it makes me sad. If you don't need content warnings, LUCKY YOU. 020
Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 25/09/2026I just want to always do silly things to make people laugh. I don't think that's too much to ask for?? 020
Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 25/09/2026OBVIOUSLY I have ordered one. Thanks again to @harelockwood.com for tagging me. <3 130
Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 20/09/2026Happy Sunday to everyone except the impatient Land Rover guy who decided that literally 5 seconds after I got back into my car after paying for fuel, I should already have been moving to let him in... Don't worry, he got a special salute as I left! 😄 010
Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 17/09/2026Tonight... Customer: oh I love your glasses, are they for a particular reason? Me: oh yes, I wear them so I can see. #BoxOffice 040
Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 16/09/2026My silly short film about witches is 13 years old! Such wonderful memories of working with an absolutely brilliant pair of actors on this one. I'm still really proud of it, and its brief festival successes. 💚 youtu.be/mX_ANPrGQfc?...youtu.beWorldwide WitchcraftYouTube video by Aaron Weight 010
Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 12/09/2026Today... Customer: are dogs allowed in the park? Me: yes that's fine C: and can they go on the rides? M: no, they're too Ruff! for them. 000
Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 11/09/2026The two best showers of the year: - first cool shower when summer really hits - first hot shower when summer goes away Just had the latter and it felt fucking fantastic. 020
Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 06/09/2026Absolutely. What's your best hotel buffet combo or tactic? 100
Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 06/09/2026BREAKFAST ENJOYERS: Where is your favourite non-home place to go for breakfast? 200
Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 31/08/2026Chloe and I have been together 8.5 years, and we've only just booked ourselves our first holiday! 😆 (Before anyone jabs, we survived lockdowns together, we'll be fine lol) 010
Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 27/08/2026Just watched the GTA/Netflix thing. MANNNNNNNNNNNN... that is gonna be an epic game for sure. 000
Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 23/08/2026Anyone fancy lending me £7k so I can get a better car? (No, seriously...) 100
Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 16/08/2026I'm very jealous, it's horrid out here. One day I may get to THE fringe, I hope you're having a nice time :) 010
Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 16/08/2026Big Walk is Big Fun. The game is superb, Chloe and I are having a wonderful time together with it; it's so much fun, the right amount of tricky, and filled with magical delights. House House have another Hit Hit! (No spoilers plz, we haven't finished it!) 010
Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 15/08/2026You have received: ✨The Blessing of the Orange✨ Just now I was delighted to be accosted by this gorgeous cat, seemingly waiting just outside my car and super friendly! Also very happy to sit and pose for photos 😺 That's brightened my day immensely. Though now I want cats of my own even more! 😅 020
Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 14/08/2026One year ago today; I think this was my best stand up gig. I do miss it, hoping to work the confidence back up to return... at some point. 020
Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 14/08/2026AND the investigations on his finances will now resume so hey - it's not all bad! Bad luck, Fartrage! 😂 030
Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 14/08/2026I'm sad that Binface didn't win, but Farage only won against a bin as competition lol. Hardly the "establishment" he was spouting off about... Also, he's been caught lying again already - claiming police told him he can't attend the results - they've said no such thing. ... 131
Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 13/08/2026Today... (and every day) I really enjoy it when a family's selection of tickets comes to a total of £67 and all of the children get activated like sleeper agents 😂 010
Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 10/08/2026I had such a magical time there last year, it's very exciting to know I'll be going back and sharing seasonal joy again this winter! (Plus, isn't it nice to imagine a colder climate again for a bit? 😄) 100
Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 10/08/2026Too early to think about Christmas? Not for me, this morning it has been officially confirmed - I'll be back in the big red suit for Audley End Enchanted Railway again this year! 🎅🏻 120