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It is officially the best month of the year now, and I will not be taking questions on this.

Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 30/09/2026

I have a severe discomfort/aversion to asking the same question more than twice. It feels like a reverse of Mustafa from Austin Powers, played by Will Ferrell.

A still image from the film, Will Ferrell as Mustafa in Austin Powers.

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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 30/09/2026

Today I accidentally used the phrase: "I'm well, just still juggling the plates as ever" ... I feel like it's appropriate.

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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 29/09/2026

More and more these days I'm finding that I'm missing doing Stand Up... 🤔 I think I want to start getting back into it again, though by now I'm basically going from the beginning again. Anyway, here's a not-so-recent-anymore bit: youtu.be/a5kHBNqe5Hk?...

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Aaron Says Egg-chats in Norwich (Stand Up Comedy with Hooma Comedy)

YouTube video by Aaron Says Comedy

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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 29/09/2026

I'm going to play D&D tonight, as a player, IN PERSON - I've not done this properly since like 2019... Excited! (Nervous)

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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 28/09/2026

Also a great opportunity to again share one of my favourite photos of me and my wife together - and yes, I'm including our wedding photos in that consideration.

A photo of Aaron in his hillbilly costume, screaming at his wife who is stood next to him with a big smile on her face.

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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 28/09/2026

Ah yes... The Halloween times do approach...! 💀 New profile picture (courtesy of My Theme Park Journeys from 2025's Fairground Frights) and display name - CHECK ✅

A photo of Aaron dressed up as a horrible hillbilly style character, checked shirt with blood stains, dark blue torn dungarees. He has a fluffy beard, and a messy blonde mohawk. His expression is that of a manic scream, with crossed eyes.

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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 25/09/2026

I've got so many thoughts and projects. I've got no many capabilities. #ADHD

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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 25/09/2026

I'm so fed up of seeing theatre industry people "getting triggered" by content warnings. The irony would be enjoyable if it wasn't such a pathetically inconsiderate response. Basic human empathy is increasingly rare these days and it makes me sad. If you don't need content warnings, LUCKY YOU.

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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 25/09/2026

I just want to always do silly things to make people laugh. I don't think that's too much to ask for??

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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 25/09/2026

OBVIOUSLY I have ordered one. Thanks again to @harelockwood.com for tagging me. <3

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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 25/09/2026

Hello, BlueSky. Happy Friday, everyone! <3

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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 20/09/2026

Happy Sunday to everyone except the impatient Land Rover guy who decided that literally 5 seconds after I got back into my car after paying for fuel, I should already have been moving to let him in... Don't worry, he got a special salute as I left! 😄

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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 17/09/2026

Tonight... Customer: oh I love your glasses, are they for a particular reason? Me: oh yes, I wear them so I can see. #BoxOffice

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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 16/09/2026

My silly short film about witches is 13 years old! Such wonderful memories of working with an absolutely brilliant pair of actors on this one. I'm still really proud of it, and its brief festival successes. 💚 youtu.be/mX_ANPrGQfc?...

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Worldwide Witchcraft

YouTube video by Aaron Weight

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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 12/09/2026

Today... Customer: are dogs allowed in the park? Me: yes that's fine C: and can they go on the rides? M: no, they're too Ruff! for them.

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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 11/09/2026

The two best showers of the year: - first cool shower when summer really hits - first hot shower when summer goes away Just had the latter and it felt fucking fantastic.

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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 06/09/2026

BREAKFAST ENJOYERS: Where is your favourite non-home place to go for breakfast?

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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 01/09/2026

I fucking hate "conversation view" on emails.

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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 31/08/2026

Chloe and I have been together 8.5 years, and we've only just booked ourselves our first holiday! 😆 (Before anyone jabs, we survived lockdowns together, we'll be fine lol)

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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 27/08/2026

Just watched the GTA/Netflix thing. MANNNNNNNNNNNN... that is gonna be an epic game for sure.

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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 23/08/2026

Anyone fancy lending me £7k so I can get a better car? (No, seriously...)

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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 16/08/2026

Big Walk is Big Fun. The game is superb, Chloe and I are having a wonderful time together with it; it's so much fun, the right amount of tricky, and filled with magical delights. House House have another Hit Hit! (No spoilers plz, we haven't finished it!)

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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 15/08/2026

You have received: ✨The Blessing of the Orange✨ Just now I was delighted to be accosted by this gorgeous cat, seemingly waiting just outside my car and super friendly! Also very happy to sit and pose for photos 😺 That's brightened my day immensely. Though now I want cats of my own even more! 😅

Two photos of a gorgeous white and orange cat. On the left she is looking upwards, on the right she is looking directly at the camera. Vogue.

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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 14/08/2026

One year ago today; I think this was my best stand up gig. I do miss it, hoping to work the confidence back up to return... at some point.

A photo of Aaron doing standup. He is wearing an open colourful shirt over a black tshirt. Behind him is an orange wall and there's a spot light casting a shadow.

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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 14/08/2026

I'm sad that Binface didn't win, but Farage only won against a bin as competition lol. Hardly the "establishment" he was spouting off about... Also, he's been caught lying again already - claiming police told him he can't attend the results - they've said no such thing. ...

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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 13/08/2026

Today... (and every day) I really enjoy it when a family's selection of tickets comes to a total of £67 and all of the children get activated like sleeper agents 😂

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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 10/08/2026

Too early to think about Christmas? Not for me, this morning it has been officially confirmed - I'll be back in the big red suit for Audley End Enchanted Railway again this year! 🎅🏻

A poster for Audley End Enchanted Railway's Christmas Special event. There's a photo of Santa on his sleigh with Mrs Clause, but it's not me as Santa in it.

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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 06/08/2026

Today... You all know I've met a lot of very strange people (and some of you are reading this) but today I think I met the strangest person yet - by a long way!! 😳

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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 06/08/2026

Yesterday I helped a Japanese YouTuber record an intro for his vlog/tour of the park. Surely only a matter of time now before Hollywood start calling 😏

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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 04/08/2026

Gotta love the confidence of outlook sending my own out of office message to myself.

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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 03/08/2026

So many of my D&D games have been cancelled or postponed lately, it's getting crazy! Luckily I'm finally getting to scratch the itch tonight - as a player - guesting in someone else's campaign for a bit :)

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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 02/08/2026

Today... Someone in the park had a backpack shaped like a fully loaded cheeseburger. It was glorious.

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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 01/08/2026

Off to a good friend's wedding reception this evening. The perfect time for an anxiety spike 🙃

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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

For the last time. All AI does is remix stuff that it has stolen from a person who created it.

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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 30/07/2026

I am at last, attending the tale... 🩸 Sweeney Todd at Birmingham Rep. Review to follow.

A view of the auditorium, curtain down, with the Sweeney Todd programme held in front of the view.

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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 30/07/2026

I mean what even is the point of being freelance if I can't take myself on a 270mile adventure to see a show...?

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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 30/07/2026

I have sailed the world beheld its wonders from the Dardanelles, to the mountains of Peru, But there's no place like... Birmingham. (A touch nervous for the drive, but very excited to see Sweeney Todd tonight at Birmingham Rep! 🤩)

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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 29/07/2026

I'm currently at a motorway services, one which has a "free to play" piano in the middle of the food court. There's a kid on it who is flitting between playing Rush E and Happy Birthday. It's impressive, but also annoying.

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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 29/07/2026

Today's frustration (again): People who make posts as call-outs for applications, with the phrase "send me a message if interested" and then they don't actually check/read their messages. 🙃

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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 18/07/2026

I'm shortly off out to be one of the official photographers for Stowmarket Carnival today - I'm very excited, not had a full day of photography in a while AND I have a shiny new (hired) lens to play with too! 🤩📸

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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 17/07/2026

I genuinely cannot believe how many things I've been able to get done today. (Hint: it's not, like it normally is, none.)

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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 17/07/2026

Thoughts/feedback please; Is it too aggressive/cocky for me to post this in the comments of any business page I see promoting themselves with AI images/flyers? I usually comment "booooo ai" anyway but I feel like this is more encompassing. Or is it too cheeky? ( It winds me up so badly...! )

White text on deep purple background reads:

Booooooo!
Using gen-ai for this image has made your business look
Lazy
Cheap
Careless
Untrustworthy

Next time try working with a human instead.
Forthehumans.co.uk

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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 17/07/2026

Just had a spam email from someone called Mert Aksoy. So close! #NoMoreJockeys

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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 16/07/2026

Anyone free tomorrow daytime to help me out with testing something online/remotely please? Shouldn't need more than 15mins of your time, (before 3pm at the latest) and it'll be a huge help for me! Let me know and I can send you the details first thing tomorrow. Thankies!

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Aaaaaaaaaron!! @aaronsays.co.uk · 16/07/2026

Today... Customer: sorry, I was just admiring your ring! Me: pardon me, I didn't realise it was showing.

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