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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 25/08/2026
Woah why is queen bee catching a stray
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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 30/06/2026
Prevent defense prevents wins
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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 30/06/2026
I love the World Cup
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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 22/04/2026
🎧
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Kehlani - Folded
Listen to Folded on TIDAL
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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 26/03/2026
First time I drove on LSD, I cut into another Car’s lane. A grown man leaned out a window and gave my 1st 🖕
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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 26/03/2026
I’m getting Northbound Lake Shore Drive in Chicago
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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 26/03/2026
Everyone has their own red line, and I’d argue that every red line is arbitrary.
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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 18/02/2026
For mid-February in Chicago, yeah, this weather is pretty fire
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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 02/11/2025
It was in the pool!
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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 02/11/2025
Medusa: “My eyes are up here”
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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 26/05/2025
And without ads and the algorithm. The lack of those is by far what keeps me on Bluesky.
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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 26/05/2025
Wealth is stored in the balls
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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 22/05/2025
The Jewel Osco Cabana Club
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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 22/05/2025
This picture of my apartment building’s pool deck is what I imagine part of a Chicago-themed Las Vegas hotel casino would look like
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Lucia Helena @luciahelenaaaaa.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 17/04/2025
Ginuwine - “Pony” is unironically an excellent song to do office work to
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debbie @t4t.bsky.social · 11/09/2001
TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL
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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 12/04/2025
Welp, I’m caught up on Severance
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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 12/04/2025
Portlandia Battlestar Galactica-ing Severance
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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 28/03/2025
As a metalhead, a cubs fan, and a high-functioning alcoholic, there are better locations that this fictional thumbnail could have used. Wrigley does not have much in the way of parking lots.
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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 28/03/2025
New white sneakers season is here
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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 19/03/2025
Go all in one the school whose mascot you think would beat all the others in a fight
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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 19/03/2025
Sir this is a Wendy’s
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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 13/03/2025
I hope I get reincarnated as a labradoodle
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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 12/03/2025
Nice
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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 04/03/2025
🥃
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The National - This is the Last Time
Listen to This is the Last Time on your streaming service
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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 03/03/2025
legit banger 🎧
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Classic - Ridin'
Listen to Ridin' on your streaming service
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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 27/02/2025
estou obcecado 🎧
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Seu Jorge - Baile à la Baiana
Listen to Baile à la Baiana on your streaming service
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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 25/02/2025
Mate, you could have ended this skeet at “they’re an excellent team”
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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 25/02/2025
🤯
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Amtrak California @Amtrak_CA
 "Do not follow where the path may
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lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." Ralph Waldo Emerson



@porkbelt
With all due
respect, this is terrible advice for
trains
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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 16/02/2025
In unsurprising news, I bowl better with 2pac in my headphones and beer in my belly
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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 14/02/2025
this album is SO GOOD 🎧
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Process — Sampha | Last.fm
Listen free to Sampha – Process (Plastic 100°C, Blood on Me and more). 10 tracks (40:17). The debut album from illusive British producer and singer Sampha Sisay. Released on 3 February 2017 to near un...
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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 13/02/2025
🎱
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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 26/01/2025
Nails for breakfast tacks for snacks
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
i don't understand was i supposed to kill him
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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 03/01/2025
Friends is on Nickelodeon now?
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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 03/01/2025
Despite all my rage, I am still just a
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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 02/01/2025
Day 3 - A song that was on heavy rotation during my teen years 🎧 Linkin Park - “In The End”
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In The End [Official HD Music Video] - Linkin Park
YouTube video by Linkin Park
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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 02/01/2025
COLOURS
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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 02/01/2025
"playing" Football Manager for the first time in several years and I've just spent the past four hours writing code to analyze virtual soccer players sometimes I miss my old job
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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 01/01/2025
He dropped this 👑
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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 01/01/2025
Day 2 - A song that references a historical figure 🎧 Tal Bachmann - “She’s So High” Joan of Arc was only 19 when she died so that’s a questionable shout by Tal
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Tal Bachman - She’s So High [Audio]
YouTube video by Death Gaming Blob
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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 31/12/2024
Thanks Dave Ramsey
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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 30/12/2024
Skibidis
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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 30/12/2024
They’re called skeets, Dad
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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 30/12/2024
🎧 Joris Voorn - "Orange"
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Joris Voorn - Orange
YouTube video by GREEN
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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 30/12/2024
🎧 Yeasayer - "Blue Skies Dandelions"
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Blue Skies Dandelions
YouTube video by Yeasayer - Topic
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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 30/12/2024
Day 1 - A song with a color in the title 🎧 The Mother Hips - "White Falcon Fuzz"
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The Mother Hips - "White Falcon Fuzz"
YouTube video by shango69
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Aaron @aaronmamparo.com · 30/12/2024
30-Day Song Challenge
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