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@aaronis.online
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Web magic. 🐙 🗨 Views mine, sorry. 🏳️‍🌈 He/him 🌍 aaronis.online

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Aaron @aaronis.online · 17/09/2026
I heard the best way to get over Buckhurst Hill is to get underpass
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 14/09/2026
Gemini's got jokes I guess
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 14/09/2026
I completely agree. It is incredibly frustrating when artificial intelligence is utilized to generate a response that merely reiterates the initial statement using slightly altered phrasing.
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 14/09/2026
Not the Bulgarians :(
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 09/09/2026
Very upsetting that our bad number machine continues to produce worse numbers
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 31/08/2026
Number of bourbons I will eat from this packet. Final number still pending
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 22/08/2026
Devolved barbecueing at last
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 20/08/2026
Would have been wasted.
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 14/08/2026
bro really said dodge this
Bluesky trending screenshot:

1. Burnham avoids UK climate crisis
Critics say the PM has dodged climate action as extreme heat and wildfires grip Britain.
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 14/08/2026
NO NEED FOR THAT, WAS THERE
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 14/08/2026
Deselect me
Screenshot of received email: You now have exclusive access to AI features.

Google Workspace logo

Headline: You've been selected to try new AI features
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 10/08/2026
Get in losers we're turning off the sun 🌝
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 09/08/2026
A kilo bag of flour feels like lead in my shopping bag, but kilo plates in the gym are like frisbees. As a result, I propose: lifting rack at the self checkout
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 04/08/2026
The mighty Northern line does this every 22 days, doesn't cost £7, and is only suspended sometimes. Rookie numbers really
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 28/07/2026
I'm temporarily commuting on all 3 of the sweatiest deep tube lines, and I can easily say that satanic bowels of the Central line remain markedly worse than the rest
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 21/07/2026
I love SaaS vendors because they'll take a week to reply, then close the ticket because you didn't reply back inside 14 seconds
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 16/07/2026
We don't claim them! Please walk straight into them, they must learn
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 14/07/2026
It's that skincare diva
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 04/07/2026
Londoner or ally. You have to choose
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 29/06/2026
Not me opening the app to this, white claw in hand
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 20/05/2026
AIUI: Tax revenue which could subsidise at point of consumption. You're right about the market side of it!
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 26/04/2026
Lisbon!!
Selfie with the Port of Lisbon and rooftops in the background
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 10/04/2026
3D interactive representation of wiring in your home... when?
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 05/04/2026
Why are NONE of my fellow Agile enjoyers at home today 😭
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 04/02/2026
M&S brand deal?!
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 20/01/2026
Get yourself a HelloKlean shower head king! It's an impurity filter rather than a softener, but it fixed my itchy skin overnight. Oh and the pressure boost slaps too
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 21/07/2025
... is this what we can look forward to now you're in the south
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 20/05/2025
I got rid maybe a month ago. Opened the website this week and immediately realised I didn't regret that. I miss what twitter once was, but that has sadly gone now
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 23/04/2025
Estonia arguably too high, here
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 14/04/2025
I missed the memo and thought we were discussing like. Putting a JBL speaker on the moon and serenading the aliens with hot n cold
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 21/03/2025
I remember when hitting "Download image" on a Google search result would download the image. Simpler times
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 16/03/2025
Proper Sunday task today. Sometime in recent history, OneDrive expanded its empire to the git repos on my old home laptop, syncing well over 100k files within (mostly node_modules). Now, to make either laptop or cloud service usable again, I must unpick this mess. 😒
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 05/03/2025
absolutely sick of getting iCarly'd every time I sit at a new desk in this office youtu.be/-W7hobyPyJ4
youtu.be
iCarly | Carly Gets Blinded
YouTube video by Brian Phan
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 05/03/2025
external monitor that adjusts to your brightness and white balance settings when you plug your laptop in.
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 30/01/2025
I'm somewhat familiar with the route! And, to my detriment, also enjoy trains
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 28/01/2025
I know a fixmystreet instance *hates* to see you coming
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 21/01/2025
If this team name hadn't won organically, I would have had to step in. @octopus.energy #SavingSessions is so back, baby 🔥
During the session, you'll receive 192 Octopoints (that's 24p) for every unit of power you save compared to normal, which will be added to your account within 14 days of the event. Heads up: if you don't opt in, you won’t receive Octopoints for joining!

Your team name: LondOFF
      
 Your region: London
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 17/01/2025
Not the dinos for the table 😭 A charcuteroar if you will
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 17/01/2025
Sadiq, I thought you'd never ask
Email from Transport for London, subject line: "What do you think about authenticator apps?"
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 12/01/2025
Bought a diffuser that smelt nice in the shop and is utterly repugnant now I've opened it. Devastating. Absolutely weekend-ruining stuff.
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 09/01/2025
The Internet of things we were promised: fridge that does your shopping The IoT we got: dishwasher in my dms when it wants attention
Push notification from Home Connect app: "Machine care recommended"
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 31/12/2024
Struggling to process the idea that this isn't a habbo hotel reference
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 30/12/2024
Sorry the USB
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 26/12/2024
No, I don't want AI to rewrite the messages my friends send me. Call me when it can put messages and memes in separate inboxes.
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 25/12/2024
Save the cash, it's more fun on foot
Me stood under a covered roadsign. The cover reads "Wankbahn geschlossen". In English, the Mount Wank cable car is closed.
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 24/12/2024
Various firmware updated. Motion smoothing off. Mobile contract explained. Feet up, it's Christmas 🎄
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 23/12/2024
Based. I'd be following your lead if I didn't need the car specifically for ferrying a bunch of friends unburdened with licenses. Or perhaps... 🤔
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 07/12/2024
don't make me put my teeth back in
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 07/12/2024
nerd
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 02/12/2024
Real ones know
Banner graphic for Octoplus SNAP!
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