Aaron @aaronis.online · 09/08/2026A kilo bag of flour feels like lead in my shopping bag, but kilo plates in the gym are like frisbees. As a result, I propose: lifting rack at the self checkout 020
Aaron @aaronis.online · 04/08/2026The mighty Northern line does this every 22 days, doesn't cost £7, and is only suspended sometimes. Rookie numbers really 000
Aaron @aaronis.online · 28/07/2026I'm temporarily commuting on all 3 of the sweatiest deep tube lines, and I can easily say that satanic bowels of the Central line remain markedly worse than the rest 010
Aaron @aaronis.online · 21/07/2026I love SaaS vendors because they'll take a week to reply, then close the ticket because you didn't reply back inside 14 seconds 010
Aaron @aaronis.online · 21/03/2025I remember when hitting "Download image" on a Google search result would download the image. Simpler times 040
Aaron @aaronis.online · 16/03/2025Proper Sunday task today. Sometime in recent history, OneDrive expanded its empire to the git repos on my old home laptop, syncing well over 100k files within (mostly node_modules). Now, to make either laptop or cloud service usable again, I must unpick this mess. 😒 040
Aaron @aaronis.online · 05/03/2025external monitor that adjusts to your brightness and white balance settings when you plug your laptop in. 310
Aaron @aaronis.online · 21/01/2025If this team name hadn't won organically, I would have had to step in. @octopus.energy #SavingSessions is so back, baby 🔥 010
Aaron @aaronis.online · 12/01/2025Bought a diffuser that smelt nice in the shop and is utterly repugnant now I've opened it. Devastating. Absolutely weekend-ruining stuff. 040
Aaron @aaronis.online · 09/01/2025The Internet of things we were promised: fridge that does your shopping The IoT we got: dishwasher in my dms when it wants attention 040
Aaron @aaronis.online · 26/12/2024No, I don't want AI to rewrite the messages my friends send me. Call me when it can put messages and memes in separate inboxes. 041
Aaron @aaronis.online · 24/12/2024Various firmware updated. Motion smoothing off. Mobile contract explained. Feet up, it's Christmas 🎄 140
Aaron @aaronis.online · 01/12/2024Famously samey Spotify Song Radio just dropped two extraordinary left-field bangers on the post-function bus journey. Convinced it did it just because sober me won't believe it in the morning. 000
Aaron @aaronis.online · 27/11/2024Having an induction hob has aged me by a decade. Simply because it has become a core hobby of mine. Not even cooking with it, just talking about it. Look! 140
Aaron @aaronis.online · 23/11/2024Either someone in South London just lost a lovely party decoration, or the mobile networks have moved to a new guerilla tactic for out of home advertising 010
Aaron @aaronis.online · 17/11/2024WHO is shopping in Holland and Barrett? What are you buying in there? 100
Aaron @aaronis.online · 16/11/2024Having followed a few folks from Energy Twitter on here and not many others, I've accidentally curated a heat pump facts feed. Still an improvement on the other app... 130
Aaron @aaronis.online · 12/11/2024hiyamedia.tenor.coma cartoon of marvin the martian standing in front of a blue towerAlt: a cartoon of marvin the martian standing in front of a blue tower 010
