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Aaron

@aaronis.online
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Web magic. 🐙 🗨 Views mine, sorry. 🏳️‍🌈 He/him 🌍 aaronis.online

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Aaron @aaronis.online · 20/08/2026
Would have been wasted.
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 14/08/2026
bro really said dodge this
Bluesky trending screenshot:

1. Burnham avoids UK climate crisis
Critics say the PM has dodged climate action as extreme heat and wildfires grip Britain.
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 14/08/2026
Deselect me
Screenshot of received email: You now have exclusive access to AI features.

Google Workspace logo

Headline: You've been selected to try new AI features
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 26/04/2026
Lisbon!!
Selfie with the Port of Lisbon and rooftops in the background
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 21/01/2025
If this team name hadn't won organically, I would have had to step in. @octopus.energy #SavingSessions is so back, baby 🔥
During the session, you'll receive 192 Octopoints (that's 24p) for every unit of power you save compared to normal, which will be added to your account within 14 days of the event. Heads up: if you don't opt in, you won’t receive Octopoints for joining!

Your team name: LondOFF
      
 Your region: London
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 17/01/2025
Sadiq, I thought you'd never ask
Email from Transport for London, subject line: "What do you think about authenticator apps?"
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 09/01/2025
The Internet of things we were promised: fridge that does your shopping The IoT we got: dishwasher in my dms when it wants attention
Push notification from Home Connect app: "Machine care recommended"
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 25/12/2024
Save the cash, it's more fun on foot
Me stood under a covered roadsign. The cover reads "Wankbahn geschlossen". In English, the Mount Wank cable car is closed.
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 02/12/2024
Real ones know
Banner graphic for Octoplus SNAP!
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 27/11/2024
Having an induction hob has aged me by a decade. Simply because it has become a core hobby of mine. Not even cooking with it, just talking about it. Look!
Aaron with his silly magnet cooker
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Aaron @aaronis.online · 23/11/2024
Either someone in South London just lost a lovely party decoration, or the mobile networks have moved to a new guerilla tactic for out of home advertising
Pink helium balloon in the shape of a 3 floating high in the sky
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