Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 18hUkraine has shown the world that dead internet theory is something we can solve with the right attitude and the right tools. 020
Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 19hTech bros love the idea that the universe is a giant simulation because it means God is just some cosmic tech bro running a simulation to see what happens when he makes tech bros. Very much making God in their own image. 000
Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I don’t know how else to say it but Yankees fans are repulsive 010
Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Artificial agents already destroyed the world and it started literally hundreds of years ago.  010
Reposted by Aaron HMEmily Lowan (she/her) @emilylowan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026David Eby just called a snap election, right on top of local municipal elections. #bcelection2026 823091
Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My dog’s glaucoma medication is on backorder everywhere but hey at least we’re awash Ozempic. 010
Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Got to chauffeur this little dude around town today. Zeus was a very good boy at the vet’s. 070
Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026One of my side projects is noodling on Star Trek series ideas that will never get made, but are fun to watch in my mind. Maybe one day i will share them with the world. #startrek60 020
Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Trek is old now, and it’s one of the few cultural references where the future doesn’t fucking suck. I miss that future. 040
Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Our prices are increasing to reflect the value of the new AI integrations we’ve added to our product. 020
Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Celebrating the 60th anniversary of a TV show that showed us a moneyless, classless society where humans no longer go to war with each other, poverty has been eliminated, and our culture has moved beyond pointless material acquisition by buying this $500USD Le Creuset Enterprise Dutch Oven. 010
Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026ITAP of jack pine pinecones. They only open up after a fire. 020
Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Commercial: quitting smoking is hard that’s why we created these nicotine pouches to help 010
Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I’m all for them honouring military service members at baseball games but there are other heroes we should include. Like how about the guy who cleans the stadium bathrooms? 000
Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Not that I expect Goldilocks and the three bears to be scientifically accurate but even before Goldilocks broke in the papa bear would probably have eaten the baby bear and fucked off. 010
Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Who red pill people think they are vs. Who red pill people actually are 010
Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Several years ago my dog when I took a panorama was the original Jimothy 010
Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 15/07/2026If you’re in a smoke zone, it’s easier to breathe when you mask up. This is what Toronto looks like today. 000
Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 12/07/2026How is it possible that psychedelics heal trauma by making you one with the universe but whenever anyone who does them goes on a podcast they’re a malignant asshole with unresolved daddy issues? 030
Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Spotted the Robin Williams joke about politicians who wear their sponsors like NASCAR drivers irl 111
Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Happy anniversary to the peak of American cinema and culture.static.klipy.comWhite House Explodes in Alien AttackALT: White House Explodes in Alien Attack 000
Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 27/06/2026So many of these tech billionaires are like “we’re trying make humanity reach its full potential” and then you read about what they think that means and it’s to literally turn us into the Borg. 000
Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 15/06/2026There's clearly rigor mortis on your face. Or wait... is that an *expression*? Are you trying to make an expression with that face? 173
Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 15/06/2026CNN bumped a geopolitical expert giving analysis on the Iran peace deal to bring live pictures of Caligula’s gladiatorial combat. No wonder people don’t trust the news anymore. 000
Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 14/06/2026The worst part of the Knicks winning is knowing Michael Rapaport is happy 000
Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 14/06/2026People in cars who roll the windows down and blast the AC what the fuck is wrong with you? 010
Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Funny how tech companies give you AI summaries of everything except their terms and conditions. 010
Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 31/05/2026“Liberal Joe Rogan” is not Hasan Piker. “Liberal Joe Rogan” is Ezra Klein. 131
Reposted by Aaron HMjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 17/05/2026this is such a great encapsulation of what the various factions of the reactionary right want. i might add that they envision themselves as slave masters and the rest of us, in one way or another, as their slaves. betterdonkey.substack.com/p/the-vra-wa... 206110453976
Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 11/05/2026“Hey what if you went on vacation in a mall? And that mall was on water! And every so often everyone in the mall gets a terrible disease.” - Guy who invented cruise ships 000
Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 09/05/2026I don’t care if aliens are real. Can we focus on not killing each other and the planet we live on? 040
Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I am not surprised that people are still wearing masks. That’s their business. I am surprised that people are still wearing masks UNDER THEIR NOSES!!! 020
Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 02/05/2026We wouldn’t need the strait of Hormuz if we could just find a way to harness the energy of my dog spinning around in circles forever trying to find the perfect place take a dump 010
Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 02/05/2026For the life of me I don’t know how it wasn’t over for him after he made a video criticizing WAP and basically admitting that he never gets his wife wet, but I guess that was his base. 040
Reposted by Aaron HMDavid Roberts @volts.wtf · 23/04/2026Still feel like "Musk and his crew of incels destroyed a bunch of stuff they didn't understand and thereby hastened the deaths of millions of children" did not get the public attention it warranted.wired.comUSAID Whistleblower Says It Was Even Worse Than People KnewPolitical appointees wanted a quiet drawdown, the whistleblower says. DOGE wanted an execution. 19599414086
Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Room full of journalists and not one fucking image of the guy. Pathetic. 010
Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Meanwhile construction workers and nurses or anyone else who has to use their body for their job take real risks every day. Pay your taxes, you rich fuck. 020
Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Tech bros will be like “you need to tax us less to reward risk takers” like dude you used VC money to get AI to make an app called Schmurp or some shit. You risked nothing. 120
Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Okay but what if you tried being an equanimity-pilled wisdom-maxxer? 000
Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Men would rather destroy a civilization than go to therapy. 000
Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Came across this on Reddit and and was pleasantly surprised to see it was a joke by @marygillis.bsky.social 030