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Aaron HM

@aaronhm.bsky.social
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Canadian YouTuber behind @the-goose-media.bsky.social. Sometimes writer for @TheBeaverton.com

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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Artificial agents already destroyed the world and it started literally hundreds of years ago. 
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Got to chauffeur this little dude around town today. Zeus was a very good boy at the vet’s.
A Boston terrier in the back of a car
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Our prices are increasing to reflect the value of the new AI integrations we’ve added to our product.
Elizabeth Holmes creepy faceNathan Fielder in disbelief
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Celebrating the 60th anniversary of a TV show that showed us a moneyless, classless society where humans no longer go to war with each other, poverty has been eliminated, and our culture has moved beyond pointless material acquisition by buying this $500USD Le Creuset Enterprise Dutch Oven.
Enterprise themed Dutch oven
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
ITAP of jack pine pinecones. They only open up after a fire.
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Commercial: quitting smoking is hard that’s why we created these nicotine pouches to help
Winking meme
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Who red pill people think they are vs. Who red pill people actually are
Neo stopping bulletsCypher eating steak
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The only flock camera i support
A bird feeder with a camera. A bird buddy.
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Heard Ross Douthat was leaving the NYT.
Podcast thumbnail with Ross Douthat’s face. 
Interesting
Times with Ross
DouthatParody of podcast thumbnail featuring They Live face. 

Theocracy is Good
with Ross
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Several years ago my dog when I took a panorama was the original Jimothy
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
If you’re in a smoke zone, it’s easier to breathe when you mask up. This is what Toronto looks like today.
Selfie of me wearing a mask with a smoky sky in the background
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Spotted the Robin Williams joke about politicians who wear their sponsors like NASCAR drivers irl
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
There's clearly rigor mortis on your face. Or wait... is that an *expression*? Are you trying to make an expression with that face?
Joe Rogan at White House UFC fightThe Expression of Harry DuBois from Disco Elysium
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Bud, don’t act like you don’t fucking LOVE hitler
Elon Musk • X @elonmusk • 12h Hitler was a socialist, therefore all socialists are Hitler
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@grok was Hitler a socialist
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No. The Nazi Party's name included
"National Socialist" for propaganda
appeal to workers, but Hitler explicitly rejected Marxist socialism. They purged socialists/communists, banned their parties, allied with industrialists, and ran a fascist system prioritizing racial nationalism and state-directed private enterprise—not class equality or worker ownership.
7:59 AM • 08 May 26 • 294K Views
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Came across this on Reddit and and was pleasantly surprised to see it was a joke by @marygillis.bsky.social
A Star Trek meme that reads “Much like the Federation, I too have lofty ideals and no money”
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Nobody fucks with De Jesus
Still from the world baseball classic showing Venezuela’s pitcher De Jesus
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Charlotte is going to be a cone for a while
Me holding my dog wearing a cone
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
This is 40. It’s all downhill from here…
Me on a ski hill closing my eyes A ski hill going downhill
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Check out this map of the Technate of America
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
NO DAD!! NOT COLOMBIA!!!
Don Jr. looking sad
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Zero waste tip: Save your 2026 New Years glasses and reuse them for NYE 9505
People wearing new years glasses for 2026
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Charlotte only kinda hates her new goggles.
A blind Boston Terrier with goggles on sitting in an elevator
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Topical Canadian politics meme
"Hey, that's unconstitutional!"
Danielle Smith:

(Giant button marked)
Notwithstanding
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Oh wow they’re now trying to tell you CO2 cures everything. Even being gay! They want to gas the gays now. Jfc
Veronica, Collagen Scientist • @celestialbeing • Oct 22
CO2 healed or improved all of these, even homosexuality.
G..
Anxiety? C02
Alcoholism? CO2
Allergy? C02
Anorexia? C02
Asthma or shortness of breath? CO2
Compulsion? C02
Constipation? CO2
Concentration difficulties? CO2
Cephalagia? CO2
Cardiac disturbance? CO2
Depression? CO2
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Helen • @anomalie_blue • Sep 22, 2024
A list of symptoms improved by CO2 treatment-study of 500 cases (Jackman, 1958)
Improvements were made in over 80% of patients, with a complete clinical recovery achieved nearly 60% of t...
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Veronica, Collagen Scientist • celestia being • Oct 22
CO2 healed or improved all of these, even homosexuality. Sal
Andiety? C02
Allergy? C02
Asthma or shortness of breath? CO2
Constipation? CO2
Concentration difficulties? CO2
Cardiac disturbance? CO2
Dependency? C02
Diarrhes? C02
Drug addiction? CO2
Employment difficulties? C02
Fatigue? CO2
Family relationship difficulties? CO2
General aches and pains? C02
Homosexuality? C02
Hypochondriasis? C02
Impotence? CO2
Inadequacy? C02
Inferiority? C02
Insecurity? CO2
Iritability? C02
Impulsive tendencies? C02
Involuntary movements? CO2
insomnia? Co2
Instability (emotional)? CO2
Masturbation? CO2
Menstrual difficulties? C02
Nail biting? CO2
Nausea and vomiting? CO2
Obsession? C02
Phobia? C02
Self-consciousness? CO2
Skin disturbances? CO2
Spastic colon? C02
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Ulcer? CO2
Vasomotor disturbances? C02
Worrying? CO2
Other symptoms? You already know this. Take the CO2 a?
@ Helen O @anomalie blue-Sep 22, 2024
A list of symptoms improved by CO2 treatment-study
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
So glad the national post is covering the topics the mainstream media is too afraid to talk about
= NATIONAL POST sign in
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Justin Trudeau "just too vanilla' for Katy Perry, says Canadian 'super fan' who voted Conservative
"To be honest with you, I think he kind of stole my thunder, Braiden Palumbo said of the former PM
By Chris Lambie
Published Oct 13, 2025
Last updated 1 day ago
5 minute read
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
OMG it’s adorable! Just try not to take the idea of a sentient creature who accidentally gets trapped in your phone and whose only relief from its cursed existence is to toil away making socks in exchange for decorating its prison walls too seriously.
Screenshot of Hank Green’s focus friend
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I don’t know who the bigger losers are people like him or the people that let people like him win?
Screen shot from Jubilee Surrounded With shit eating grin guy saying “I think you can say I’m a fascist. Yeah, I am.”
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Brain worm: I require more sugar for my larvae. RFK Jr: Understood. (Moments later)
Secretary Kenne...
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MAHA is winning.
Steak 'n Shake
@SteakShake • Jul 16
Starting August 1, Steak n Shake will offer Coca-Cola with real cane sugar in glass bottles.
America deserves the best!
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Happy gotcha day to Charlotte. I can’t believe it’s been a year. She may be blind but that doesn’t stop her! #dogs #rescuedogs
A blind Boston terrier wearing a kerchief
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
FINALLY!!! A POLITICAL PARTY THAT CATERS TO BILLIONAIRES!!!
Elon Musk Says He Will Start a New Political Party The tech billionaire, who has publicly feuded with President Trump, wrote on social media that he would be creating
"the America Party," though he hadn't yet filed paperwork.
Listen to this article • 3:32 min Learn more
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
The fossil fuel industry killed those kids.
Burning fossil fuels causes global warming. The fossil fuel industry funded the Heritage Foundation. The Heritage Foundation wrote project 2025, which included defunding weather services because they prove global warming is real. They supported Trump. Trump won and cut weather services, hampering the ability to predict and warn people about climate disasters. Now Christian summer campers died in floods caused by global warming. The fossil fuel industry killed those kids.
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
IMO this was worth the AI water and emissions.
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God damn. Grok just said, "yep, Trump and Elon killed those girls."
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Not my exact words, but close enough:
Trump's NOAA cuts, pushed by Musk's DOGE, slashed funding 30% and staff 17%, underestimating rainfall by 50% and delaying alerts. This contributed to the floods killing 24, including ~20 Camp Mystic girls. Facts over feelings. grok.com
10:37 AM • 7/5/25 - 6.9K Views
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Wait until she find out about CO2
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene:
@RepMTG
I am introducing a bill that prohibits the injection, release, or dispersion of chemicals or substances into the atmosphere for the express purpose of altering weather, temperature, climate, or sunlight intensity. It will be a felony offense.
I have been researching weather modification and working with the legislative counsel for months writing this bill.
It will be similar to Florida's Senate Bill 56.
We must end the dangerous and deadly practice of weather modification and geoengineering.
8:59 AM • 7/5/25 • 5.1K Views
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Peter Thiel always looks like a giant space bug trying to pass himself off as human by wearing the skin of a man
Peter Thiel strained and sweaty
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
The only explanation I can think of is some kind of collective stroke has brain damaged enough people so that when they hear “affordable grocery stores, free buses and subsidized childcare” they hear “dominatrix labour camp.”
These are the camps that Zohran's wife is going to run in NYC now.
A fucked up fate that I would not wish on my worst enemy.

(An erotic comic of dominatrices whipping men in a labor camp captioned “this is the future liberals want”)
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
zohran mamdani running for mayor like
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
“Totally obliterated” is the new “Mission accomplished”
Bush in front of the Mission Accomplished banner
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
She’s blind so she doesn’t know how good the hat looks on her.
I’m holding my blind Boston terrier and she’s wearing a pink hat with little ear holes.
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Whoa! Elon is going to “commit s*icide” soon.
Elon Musk & X @elonmusk • 23m
Time to drop the really big bomb:
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@realDonaldTrump is in the Epstein files. That is the real reason they have not been made public.
Have a nice day, DJT!
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Mark this post for the future. The truth will come out.
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Someone left this free gamer chair in my building for anyone to take but added two warning labels 😬
Chair with two warning post it notesPost it note one: this chair has been masturbated inPost it note two: ALOT!
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Am I the only one who thinks it’s f*cked that Bill Gates can give away 99% of his wealth and still be a billionaire? #BillGates
Bill Gates & @BillGates
We have an opportunity to save more lives around the world than ever before-and I want to do even more to help. That's why l'm giving away virtually all of my wealth through the Gates Foundation over the next 20 years.
Bill Gates: "My net worth will drop 99% over the next 20 years."
$150bn
Net worth today
$108bn
$100bn
Nearly all my wealth will go to society
$50bn
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Name the album cover
The image depicts a cyber truck on fire at the beach
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Tom Hanks in Castaway talking to Wilson the volleyball
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Someone send this to the president!!
A picture of Pete Hegseth shirtless with tattoos. MS 13 is photoshopped on his chest.
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
JD Vance met the Pope hours before his death. What did he see?
A picture of JD Vance meeting Pope Francis hours before his death A picture of a chubby devil suit costume JD Vance meeting Pope Francis hours before his death A picture of a grotesque fat demon JD Vance meeting Pope Francis hours before his death A picture of a sexy lady devil costume JD Vance meeting Pope Francis hours before his death
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Guess who dressed up in a bunny costume so these rescue pups could get their Easter portraits taken? #dogs
A man in a bunny suit holding two Boston terriers surrounded by Boston terriers
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Beautiful clean Cole
A pictures of actor Cole Sprouse
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Despite how stupid everything is, I still had to double-check to see if this was real. That’s how stupid this executive order is.
Reinvigorating America’s Beautiful Clean Coal Industry and Amending Executive Order 14241
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
The mental gymnastics of people trying to make sense of the tariffs and stock market crash online vs. Me #stockmarket
Meme shows very elaborate gymnastics on the first panel with the caption “They're trying to crash the market intentionally to buy up stock at a discount to enrich themselves but also Al companies will soon put white collar workers out of a job so they want quickly re-shore menial manufacturing so the new permanent underclass of wage slaves to the techno-feudalist to perform the tasks that Al can't” vs. very simple gymnastics - just walking - with the caption “they’re dumb”
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Aaron HM @aaronhm.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
The late anthropologist David Graeber said this about #Trump seven years ago
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