aaron @aaron.cat.gf · 24/09/2026tonight nothing makes me shout "NEXT" to the MTV crew producing my life louder than a single-author paper proposing a sweeping agentic cybersecurity framework 020
aaron @aaron.cat.gf · 17/09/2026anyone notice a boost in 5G LTE connectivity between the bedford and 1 av L 000
aaron @aaron.cat.gf · 22/08/2026great more dollars lining the coffers over at Big Suggestion while boolean search declares bankruptcy 020
aaron @aaron.cat.gf · 19/08/2026**bang bang** a chef! **bang bang** a girl! **bang bang** a lie! **bang bang** a dish! 000
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aaron @aaron.cat.gf · 01/08/2026i'm getting a lot of questions about my abortion hat that are frankly answered by reading the hat 191
aaron @aaron.cat.gf · 21/07/2026[basement jaxx hook] 🎶 wherrrrrrrrrre's my hugggggg at 🎶 🎶 where's my hug at 🎶 151
aaron @aaron.cat.gf · 13/07/2026there's this thing called zac, and well, me and the girls... we've gone pro 020
Reposted by aaronJessica Drew Quiroga @jqnotjq.lol · 03/07/2026literally no one else can feel it for you, BRO COME ON 021
aaron @aaron.cat.gf · 11/06/2026the ground drinks deep of blood and the air is thick with the dying. I have seen men torn asunder and felt death’s breath upon my neck each passing hour. if i dont return, remember I endured this hell with but one certainty in my soul... Knicks in five 040
aaron @aaron.cat.gf · 10/06/2026everything is now K-shaped; it started with the economy but it's increasingly the default pattern of access 020
Reposted by aaronIngrid Burrington @lifewinning.com · 30/05/2026Ocean's 11 heist movie but it's just going to CVS and trying to buy toothpaste 2304
Reposted by aaronfwumoism, mahjong NOW 🏳️⚧️🇵🇸 @fwam.fyi · 13/05/2026no, it's like the web but for incels 141
aaron @aaron.cat.gf · 23/04/2026everyone wants to know where in the world is carmen sandiego..., no one asks how in the world is carmen sandiego 060
aaron @aaron.cat.gf · 20/04/2026so are we to believe that all these too big to fail companies and government agencies will suddenly be "prepared" for increased cyber risk just because they got early access to mythos? 020
aaron @aaron.cat.gf · 17/04/2026NYC subway digital train time signage with the display's setup menu unintentionally open 022
aaron @aaron.cat.gf · 31/03/2026homie just told me hannah montana isnt real and that she's "like santa"??!! 020
aaron @aaron.cat.gf · 22/03/2026lana del rey is just weyes blood for people who support the iraq war 020
aaron @aaron.cat.gf · 21/03/2026the power keeps going out at the monitoring the situation bar with is such a good metaphor 031
Reposted by aaronscary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 17/03/2026"markets are forward-looking" is the "this is all part of gods plan" of retail cultists 0192
aaron @aaron.cat.gf · 27/02/2026i *still* refer to this obituary for grumpy cat and the "end of the joyful web" by @waterslicer.bsky.social www.wired.com/story/grumpy...wired.comGrumpy Cat's Death Marks the End of the Joyful InternetTardar Sauce was an avatar of the days of the goofy web. 150
aaron @aaron.cat.gf · 25/02/2026perplexity: "Upgrade to Max to access Computer" I can access computer just fine thanks 010
aaron @aaron.cat.gf · 02/02/2026feel like subprime mortgage practices pre '08, bundle the bad with what's sellable 020
